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Episode 67831:26

Tickle Tickle

We chat about Tommy's book Sexual Secrets for Men, ASMR, satisfying things we do and being the big or small spoon.

Show Notes

–Sexual secrets for men
–ASMR
–Satisfying things we do
–Being the big or small spoon
–Alone Outside

At a glance

From this episode’s transcript.

  • –The hosts and producers read a multi-person ASMR script live on air, splitting it into sections (Mason, Tommy, George, Josh).
  • –OnlyFans is discussed as a subscription platform closer to cam-girl content than straightforward porn, with reported huge payouts to creators.
  • –Tommy references his own past as a stripper, including making up to $1,500 in a single night, as a real personal anecdote.
  • –The hosts have differing personal preferences around touch, including being a 'little spoon' vs 'big spoon,' and sensitivities around necks, bellybuttons, and feet.
  • –The Daily Talk Show's April book club pick is 'The Advice Trap' by Michael Bungay Stanier, joinable via the show's Facebook group.

Questions this episode answers

What is OnlyFans and how does it make money, according to the hosts?

Tommy explains it's like Patreon or cam-girl content rather than straight pornography, where creators set a monthly subscription price and earn based on subscriber numbers; he cites reported figures of $600 million paid to creators and 20 million registered users.

What book is The Daily Talk Show book club reading in this episode?

Josh announces the book club pick is 'The Advice Trap' by Michael Bungay Stanier, and that listeners just need to start reading to get involved via the Facebook group.

Are Tommy and Josh 'little spoons' or 'big spoons' when sleeping?

Josh says he usually lies on his left side and sometimes ends up as the little spoon when Bree switches sides; Tommy says he's physically a big spoon but prefers being spooned/comforted from behind; George, despite being bigger than his partner Hannah, says he's mostly the little spoon.

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Episode TranscriptShow
0:00

Mason: The Daily Talk Show.

0:03

Josh: It's The Daily Talk Show, episode 678.

0:09

Tommy: Happy arva, you absolute cronks. What's happening? What's going on?

0:12

Josh: It's a beautiful day in Melbourne.

0:15

Tommy: I was just driving, I just went and, um, dropped some boxes off to the office to put in our recycle bin there because it was a box fest at our place. Um, and yeah, and it was amazing weather. I just like the amount of people there wasn't that many. There was some happy looking people that were wandering the streets. What's the name of it? Oh, I mean, this little chestnut, um, Sexual Secrets for Men. Yeah, I, uh, dusted it off. It was in my, um, I just threw out a heap of books and I had like, my friend gave me, it's actually a great idea, go to instead of buying a card like a birthday card because they're like sometimes like $3 to $10 depending on what you're trying, what one you get, go to a, um, go to an shop and get a really funny book, like some kind of just out of, out of the box looking cover. And so my friend got me this like fitness guy with these big pecs out, and it was like— and I was like, what are you doing? And he's like, no, look at the first page. And he just wrote the card in the book. And so I just threw out that one. But on top of that, I actually don't know where the fuck I got this one from, but I did have like random shit. But I thought, Seb, I can't throw this out, mate. This is This could be your new handbook.

1:30

Josh: Oh yeah.

1:30

Tommy: This could be—

1:31

Josh: Did you just turn to a random page? Just for us to see?

1:34

Tommy: I turned to a random page that had a bookmark in it for me to— so I could do this.

1:38

Mason: Oh really?

1:39

Tommy: This— I just found this one because I had a quick skim through. Getting in touch with your feelings. I cannot emphasise too much how important it is for you to get in touch with your feelings if you want to have better sex, a better sex life. There are many ways to learn to open up your heart and get in touch with your feelings. One such way is having gummy bears in LA. No, that's not it. Um, one such way is rebirthing. Do you know what that is, Seb? Rebirthing?

2:08

Josh: No, no.

2:10

Tommy: Rebirthing takes the form of a continuous breathing session which can make you aware of deep feelings within you. I wonder if this is, um, you know how you see— I saw this video it was like a, an ad pushed to me of a session that was running in Abbotsford. And it was that, you know what D'Avella does, the breathing thing? His sister runs those breathwork. Yeah, they call it breathwork. But this video, it was like, it was a promo video, but picture a promo video of just people crying. And so there's all these people doing breathwork, but then they're all just breaking down, just sobbing. And so I think that could be what this is.

2:47

Josh: Um, so it's all quite serious advice.

2:50

Tommy: Well, yeah, I'll just read you some sort of subheadings.

2:53

Mason: Here we go. Could you, could you run through the contents, just the different chapters?

2:56

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, let me see if it's—

2:58

Mason: just pull a couple out so we get the Bible.

3:00

Tommy: Okay, here we go. Yeah, number 1, lovemaking is a spiritual experience. 2, learning to understand women and their needs. 3, heartfelt loving. 4, secrets for a healthy relationship. 5, making Love as Long as You Choose. Number 6, Beyond Normal Orgasms for Men. Number 7, Practices to Use During Intercourse. 8, Satisfying a Woman on Every Level. 9, Shakti Power: The Female Force. Number 10, Jewel Honoring and the G-Spot. Number 11, Advanced Practices for Longer, Deeper Orgasms. And number 12, It's Her Night. It's her night. There we go.

3:43

Josh: So my Shakti mat has something to do with all of this.

3:48

Tommy: Whoever actually buys this book owns a Shakti mat also and a jade egg. Definitely, definitely that 3 combo. Anyway, I'll save it for you, Sebbs. I'll drop it around tonight.

3:59

Mason: Okay, great.

4:04

Josh: Yeah.

4:04

Tommy: Sebbs?

4:06

Mason: Yeah?

4:07

Josh: You were telling me that you'd planned something.

4:09

Tommy: What'd you plan?

4:11

Mason: Yeah, uh, well, okay, so we— I put out an Instagram storey the— it would have been last week, just, just saying, oh yeah, we're going live on, um, at youtube.com/thedailytalkshow. Um, and Paris from Jason PJ replied to the storey saying, you could make ASMR videos, I've become calm from this. So I I got on to Google and I searched up an ASMR script, and I've pasted it in Trello if you want to go take a look at it, TJ, because we've each got a section of it that I want to— I want all of us to read out.

4:52

Tommy: Just a question on the ASMR stuff, like, uh, so it— like, to be into ASMR, like, how do you establish that? Like, is she— is Paris identify like, I'm into ASMR? Because you hear it a lot. It's a bit of a gag, like, ah, look at Josh, you're eating. I bet you all these, you know, sickos would love that. Or people just hate it. Most people do. Most— but there are some people that love it. But how do you become—

5:20

Josh: it felt like you—

5:21

Tommy: how do you—

5:22

Josh: you were just gonna be nice and say people love it, but then you like— but most people hate it.

5:27

George: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

5:28

Tommy: I, I thought about it and I was like, nah, the majority definitely they hate it. But then there's some that absolutely gives them—

5:33

Josh: Has George got access to this as well, Seb?

5:35

Mason: I've sent it to George. Yeah, I've sent it to George on Slack. So we've each got a section, and ideally we want to run it continuously because it's one script that I've broken down into 4 sections. Um, and so as, as one person finishes, roll on through and just continue reading your bit.

5:54

George: Okay.

5:55

George: All right.

5:55

George: Okay.

5:56

Josh: And so who starts?

5:57

Tommy: Tell us, I'm starting. Can you put— and also in the comments on the chat on YouTube Live, tell us the temperature in the room. What are you right now? Um, mid 18.

6:08

Mason: Okay, mid 18. Okay, yeah, maybe wait till the end anyway. Um, so anyway, so this— yeah, okay, so this I found on a website. It's called A Script for a Happier You.

6:21

Tommy: Okay, okay.

6:24

Josh: Here we go.

6:25

George: Here we go.

6:26

Tommy: Do we know our order?

6:28

Mason: Yeah, it should say— yeah, on Trello everyone's got it.

6:31

Josh: No, no, the only thing I'm not sure about is the— are we whispering? How do we— how are we presenting it?

6:38

Mason: Well, I mean, you can, you can do what you want, but I'm whispering my bit. I thought it'd just—

6:42

Tommy: oh yeah, great. It's calming. It's meant to be calm.

6:45

Josh: Okay, all right, here we go.

6:47

Tommy: Make sure your mic's turned up. So you whisper, okay?

6:50

Mason: All right, great. Okay, here we go.

6:53

Mason: I've been waiting for you. No, you're not late, you're perfect. Have a seat. Good, lie back. I'm very happy to see you. Click. Relax. Shh, let's give you tingles. You don't have to stay perfectly still, but stay as still as you can. Perfect. Wonderful. I'm breathing softly into your ear. Let's give you a sensation. Very nice. I like you. Do you like it when I whisper? Relax. Shh. The lotion feels cool on your skin. I like to give you I like to give you personal attention. Now I'm breathing into your ear canal, keeping you warm.

7:58

George: Good, wonderful. How does that feel?

8:02

Josh: Good?

8:04

George: That's perfect. Turn towards Slowly. Ah, feel it moving inside you. Relax. Ah, just let it go. Here it comes. It wants to go back in.

8:21

Josh: Sticky, sticky.

8:23

George: Stay perfectly still. Good. Wonderful.

8:33

Tommy: You are perfect. 1, 2, 3. You feel better? Oh my, this is borrowed down deep.

8:44

George: Stay still now.

8:45

Tommy: Still coming. This one is long. Ah, you're on your way to a happier you. Aye, yes.

8:53

Mason: Tickle, tickle.

9:00

Josh: Do you feel that? Stay perfectly still. I've got it.

9:06

Mason: Do you feel it?

9:08

Josh: I want to make you feel tingles. Yes, good, perfect.

9:15

Mason: You feel amazing by now.

9:19

Josh: Come back soon. Well done, Seb.

9:23

Tommy: God, I actually think— I think Seb gets off over this shit. It's unbelievable.

9:31

Josh: So I think we'll regret that.

9:33

Tommy: Sticky, sticky. Oh, I mean, it was, it was a bit—

9:39

Josh: I think Sims is the best at it.

9:42

George: Yeah, yeah, you were great. You were really good.

9:44

Mason: I really enjoyed George.

9:46

Josh: Uh, George is very good. His internet connection's slightly—

9:49

Mason: that was annoying.

9:50

Tommy: Yeah, but what happened? If that's what you— if that's what you want to choose, Just slightly shit ASMR based on— hey, um, would you, Seb, if you like— let's just say someone came to you and said, mate, if you just read one ASMR storey a night, yeah, to— and you send me the recording, I'll pay you $5,000 a month. Would you do it?

10:15

Mason: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:17

Josh: Would you sell your dirty undies and how much?

10:21

Tommy: No, there's that kind of shit. No, there is that shit going on.

10:23

Mason: Would you sell your dirty— Yeah, I don't know how much for.

10:28

Josh: Uh, the price of me undies? No.

10:32

Mason: Oh no, absolutely not.

10:33

Josh: No, no, $150.

10:34

Tommy: Your mic's still up. Your mic's still loud.

10:37

Josh: He's just a bit noisy.

10:38

Mason: Sorry.

10:39

Tommy: Uh, so yeah, so you would do it like seriously on the ASMR thing? Like if someone came to you and said, I'll give you $5 grand a month Yeah, I'd do it. You would?

10:49

Josh: Yeah, yeah, mate. You would do it for $500, wouldn't you?

10:52

Tommy: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.

10:55

Mason: Uh, I mean, how long are the stories? Just like a minute or whatever.

10:57

Tommy: I was a stripper, I'd do anything for $500 a month. But I'm saying, oh, it varied, it varied. But yes, I've had $5 nights shoved in my underwear.

11:08

Josh: What was your biggest night?

11:10

Tommy: Oh, I made like $1,500 one night. Like, it's not— but it's not like, it's not like strip shows, like up a pole. It's like different venues, different parties. Anyway, it's fucking really—

11:22

Mason: Rain Man says Chairman Rick's undies.

11:25

Josh: Yeah, exactly. They're not even your undies.

11:26

Tommy: I'd have to ask Dad.

11:28

Josh: Um, have you seen the fuck of my undies, mate?

11:31

Mason: Gumtree, it's so annoying.

11:33

Josh: They're all gone. Wombat's just sent an Instagram. He's got the undies. How the fuck is that? Holy shit.

11:39

Tommy: Have you heard of, um, OnlyFans? So this is like Cameo, uh, well, it's almost— it's closer to like cam girl stuff. Like, it's, um, but here's the thing, the only reason I'm hearing about it is like, um, Lush Sucks, that graffiti artist, did like a, a big mural like cam— my OnlyFans. Anyway, and then I saw like this guy Luke, um, he's this YouTuber from up in Sydney big tall dude, does prank videos. He's now going out with someone from MAFS, I think it is, uh, and he, um, he's got a My OnlyFans, um, site and his girlfriend's in g-strings and stuff. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's people who aren't like doing porn, but it's like create content creators that are probably sort of posting, uh, you know, racy photos and now making money through selling like a monthly subscription. It's basically Patreon for a bit racier content. Listen to this: paid out to creators, $600 million. There is a bunch of creeps online. Paid out to refer— referees, $18 million. Registered users, registered users.

12:57

Mason: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it must be $18 million. That's heaps.

13:01

Tommy: Um, who's on OnlyFans? Like, the thing is, people—

13:07

George: isn't there like a chick that like sells her bath water or something? Like stuff like that?

13:12

Tommy: Is—

13:12

George: yeah, is that—

13:13

Tommy: that is weird shit. There's weird shit like that going on, but people are making a lot of money. And it's not necessarily like just a porn site, right? So it's like creators that are doing what I'm saying to yousevs. It could be just like access So what's the difference?

13:28

Josh: What's the, uh, when does it become porn, you know?

13:33

Tommy: Yeah, I mean, it's like, when does escorting become prostitution if you're just— isn't that for dinner? No, but I'm saying, if you're like, if you're going out for dinner, like, at what point? And it's a blurry line is what you're saying, Josh, because it's like, you're one minute you're sending sort of just no nip shots, and next minute someone's giving you 10 grand to show a nip shot and You know, that's a true storey that happened to me. Um, and that's how I retired young. Yeah, that's how I retired young. Um, nip shots. But it's— George, you say— I, um, I saw a girl this week post— it was a news article— I bought my house because of OnlyFans.

14:11

Josh: Like, you're reading up on it quite a bit.

14:14

Tommy: Oh no, this is the thing I'm bringing up because it's— I'm seeing Luke, that guy post about it. I'm seeing a news article about it. You can't see anything though. You go on the website, wants you to sign up. I don't want to sign up, bro. Yeah, so I know there's a Twitter login. Who, what, who does that?

14:32

Mason: Yeah, it's pretty strange. They've got a, they've got a page on here that tells you. So you, it looks like you can, uh, set a subscription price per month, um, and then obviously they multiply that by the amount of subscribers you have. So that's, that's how people can earn money off it. But like, even like the minimum, it's like $250 a month, which is if you've got 1,000 people.

14:55

Tommy: The real winner is Timothy Stockley, the founder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 20 million registered users out of the UK. Bizarre.

15:07

Josh: So it's 20 million people paying cash. It seems like a lot, doesn't it?

15:11

Tommy: 20 million, yeah, I guess users. Yeah, if they're signing up for somebody.

15:16

Mason: Bizarre.

15:17

Tommy: Anyway, I'll be researching this. Um, it's it. I mean, it seems quite legit. Sevs, can we get you on it doing an ASMR account? Oh my God, yes! Would you, would you set up a—

15:28

Mason: we'll just take fans only and put it up.

15:32

Josh: Yeah, yeah, that you really lent into that. I think like in the sort of, um, spirit of leaning in That was more than leaning in. That was completely inappropriate.

15:43

George: It's not typically sexual ASMR, right? It's normally just like really close-up sounds of like a comb and stuff like that.

15:51

Mason: Yeah. Well, can I just say, so I— That one was a bit weird. So, I cut a few things out of that one. And it turns out that they're pulling bugs out of a person.

16:04

Josh: Oh, what? Oh, that's what— that's what the scene is.

16:08

Mason: That's what this— so, well, they haven't spec— they haven't really specified. So you're obviously going— the person's going somewhere, um, and they're putting lotion on your skin, and then they're trying to get bad bugs out of you, and they're coming out of like your ear and stuff. But I just thought that ruined the vibe of it, so I've removed it.

16:26

Tommy: So it would have gone a bit weird. Um, for the majority of people who truly experience ASMR It's not sexual. Pleasurable, yes, but not a turn-on. It's something pleasurable making its origin in our brains from the pleasure center. But for people ASMR, we do not use these sounds for sexual arousal. Isn't that weird? Like, so there's this satisfaction. What in life— I mean, there's a bunch of stuff that's satisfying.

16:55

Josh: Scratching your back.

16:57

Mason: Oh.

16:58

Tommy: Oh yeah, that's really—

17:00

Josh: Do you like having your feet touched? What do you guys, what do you think?

17:03

Tommy: I mean, in what context?

17:05

Josh: Just like a foot massage. You know, people are funny about feet massages.

17:09

Tommy: Yeah, I don't think I've had a foot massage, uh, outside of Bali. Like, I sort of got into it, but not— yeah, yeah, definitely. There is— I mean, massages, George, some people don't find them—

17:23

George: I don't mind it. I don't mind having my feet touched. I don't like having my face touched, really.

17:30

Mason: Really?

17:31

George: Like, just like touching my— or like stroking my hair. You know, people like stroking your hair, like to calm you down.

17:38

Josh: What happens if you do— if that happens?

17:41

Tommy: I just—

17:44

Mason: Ahh!

17:45

George: Some people have a phobia of like a finger in an ear.

17:50

Tommy: Or belly button.

17:51

Josh: Bree's very funny about her belly button.

17:54

Tommy: She can't put her finger in there?

17:55

Josh: Yeah, it sort of becomes like this tick that when I'm just sitting still, you know.

18:01

Tommy: There's one thing I like to do. It's quite satisfying. I think I got it because my dad, my dad has quite veiny arms. Like he's on the shovel quite a bit, right? And back in the day, and I used to rub my finger over the vein, like big one, big veins. And I'd like feel it and I was like, this feels so cool to sort of like push it between my fingers. And then I do it to Amy and she fucking hates it. But like you said, Josh, a tick, like you just want to— all of a sudden your finger's in her belly button. All of a sudden I'm rubbing Amy's vein, like her arm, like a little vein on her arm I've found somehow. But it's bizarre. I love doing it to my dad.

18:43

Josh: When I was a kid, yeah, I would always, um, brush my mum's hair, and she would also— she also had this mint lotion. I would just like massage her feet and then scrape all the calluses off the bottom.

18:55

Tommy: Hang on, what? Yeah. Oh no, far out. Your mum had a good thing going.

19:01

George: That's—

19:01

Tommy: I mean, that's—

19:03

Josh: but she always thought like I would go too hard, like I'd try and get in between, like— yeah, it's pretty fucked up. But the mint, so the mint, uh, foot cream sort of hides anything so it seems more sort of clean and—

19:17

Mason: Yeah.

19:18

Tommy: Well, so the satisfaction thing, people love, I mean, a lot of people love popping pimples or then at least watching videos like Dr. Pimple Popper. You love that shit, Josh, don't you?

19:29

Josh: I watched the craziest one the other day. Just, yeah, it is crazy.

19:34

Tommy: How crazy can it get?

19:36

Josh: My, which side of it? That side of my nose, I have this like, Oh, you can see it. That always gets, um, feel that.

19:45

Tommy: Yeah.

19:46

Josh: Like it sort of builds up. Like say if I've done a lot of dancing or whatever and I've sweated a bunch. Sweaty. Yeah, it gets clogged. It's very annoying.

19:55

Tommy: Yeah.

19:55

Mason: Yeah.

19:55

Tommy: A lot of people have that. Yeah. I've got one on my back.

19:59

Josh: What do you reckon I could do to stop? I guess I could just, I need to get some sort of, so Bree's got this fancy face wash that she let me use for the first time the other night. And it smelt like mothballs. And she's like, yeah, I thought it smelled. I reckon it's off.

20:12

Tommy: Oh, no.

20:12

Josh: It was fucking disgusting.

20:14

Tommy: That's no fucking good. Yeah. Shannon said that she hates people touching her inner wrists, my inner elbows, and behind my knees. No idea why, but strange. Yeah, there's a lot of sort of little quirky facts.

20:28

Josh: HB says she loves a foot massage but cannot touch other feet.

20:32

Mason: Ooh.

20:33

Josh: How are you guys, uh, Sebz? How are you at touching other people's feet?

20:36

Mason: Feet? Yeah, nah, not really.

20:39

Tommy: I got no interest.

20:41

Mason: Yeah, I mean, the one, the one thing, like, around, like, my neck, like, I don't like other people touching my neck.

20:47

Josh: No choking?

20:49

Tommy: No, no, no, not as Josh, but he was strangled, is it?

20:53

George: Exactly.

20:54

Tommy: Yeah, no, my dad, have I told you, my, my dad, um, I always just, even now still, I just like go over and put my hand on his shoulder and then I all of a sudden try and grab his neck because he's got some sort of reaction, like split-second reaction. I go up and he's already got his face down. Like, he won't let me get to it. I'm like, mate, this is trust. Just let me hold your throat. And now it's just so deep. I'm just like, please let me touch your throat. He won't let me have his throat and I want his throat. I just want to put my hand there and rest it. That's all. Trust Dad.

21:29

Josh: It's like the belly button thing. There's no need for you to do that.

21:32

Tommy: It's my dad. I want to touch his throat. Just once.

21:36

Josh: George, do you massage Hannah? How can I say that without saying it?

21:42

Tommy: George, do you give out massages?

21:45

Josh: I tried an inflection.

21:46

Mason: It didn't work.

21:47

Josh: Over to you, George. Yeah.

21:50

Tommy: No, not really.

21:52

George: I don't really massage that much. I like playing with her toes and stuff. I reckon that's fun.

21:57

Tommy: What?

21:59

George: But like playing with it around, just like, just sort of wiggling them.

22:04

Tommy: Oh, you love having kids because you can do, um, one little— this little piggy went to the market.

22:09

George: Yeah, that sort of thing.

22:11

Tommy: I did, I did it the wrong way yesterday and Bodhi pulled me up. No, no, no, start down the other end because you're going to start at the big toe and then get to the little piggy. I fucked it. I started the The little toe. Anyway, you should do that to Hannah.

22:25

George: Little piggy. So, yeah, bit of that. That's pretty much what else. Nah, don't really massage that much.

22:35

Josh: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon, George?

22:40

George: Mostly little.

22:42

George: I love it.

22:42

Josh: I'm not surprised.

22:44

Tommy: You're bigger than Hannah.

22:45

Josh: He's the little spoon.

22:47

George: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm not obese, but I'm way bigger.

22:53

Tommy: Like, it's a tablespoon versus a teaspoon, but he's just— he, he's got—

22:57

Josh: wait, so do you think the bigger person should be the little spoon?

23:01

Tommy: The big spoon's at the back.

23:03

Josh: Yeah, and he's, he's the little spoon.

23:05

Tommy: Yeah, so he's on the inside. I'm— what I'm saying is, in real life, he is a tablespoon. In real life, Hannah is a teaspoon. And you He likes being a teaspoon. He's just role-playing. Because in reality, the big spoon is—

23:20

Josh: Well, I'm more like, I go little spoon. I have a certain way. I like laying on my left-hand side. So, sometimes Bree will actually switch sides so that she can be the little spoon.

23:34

George: Yeah.

23:34

George: Yeah.

23:34

Tommy: Oh, yeah.

23:35

Mason: Yeah.

23:35

Tommy: That makes sense.

23:36

Josh: I like to be on the left-hand side. So, TJ, are you a little or big?

23:39

Tommy: Well, Yeah, in reality I am a big spoon, but I like being spooned. Like, I like being comforted from behind.

23:47

George: It is, yeah.

23:50

Tommy: We're just a, you know, pack of blokes that like to be comforted from behind. It's okay, it's okay. We love it, we love it. Yeah, Seb's— I mean, you don't quite know yet, you haven't worked. I mean, that we might find it in the book. We might better— what could you say? Like, let's just pull on any experience. So you had your Schnauzer in your bed, uh, would you like to have a Schnauzer holding you from behind, or would you like to hold the Schnauzer from behind?

24:24

Mason: No, I think, I think I prefer to be the, um, big spoon potentially.

24:29

Tommy: Oh really?

24:30

Mason: That's a real man.

24:32

Josh: I mean, but I've only experienced it with a dog, so yeah, well, it's quite impractical. For—

24:37

Tommy: I know you can't tell. I can't tell Amy to get the fuck out of the bed because she farted. You can do a schnauzer. Oh, that's great, that's great.

24:49

Josh: Are you gonna do the TikTok that I sent you, TJ?

24:52

Tommy: Oh yeah, I mean, Bodhi is an absolute savage, and I don't know how he's gonna go. He's been pretty disobedient this weekend. He, we caught him into chocolate again. I don't know where the fuck he found it. It's next level. The kid has just got a snout on him sniffing out chocolate. It's a real issue. Oh, we found another, sorry, we found in the, in our walk-in cupboard, in our walk-in wardrobe, found a thing to all these wrappers. He'd been in there too and eating chocolate.

25:27

Josh: Have you thought about taking him to like the Oval and getting him to do sprints?

25:33

Tommy: Earlier today he did, actually, come to think of it. That's why he was, he was just sprinting. I didn't even have to ask him to. I think it's the sugar. But you're right.

25:42

Josh: You just need to get the energy out of him.

25:45

Tommy: Yeah, just need to burn that sugar.

25:47

Josh: Shannon says, I have the biggest bed possible and can't stand people touching me when I'm trying to sleep. My kid, my partner, etc. absolutely don't touch me. Not even a pinky finger.

26:02

Tommy: What about just a cuddle, Shannon? Like, just to— Do you do— Is there a cut-off? Like, can we just cuddle and then you go to sleep? Or is it like in the bed, no cuddling? It's only for sleeping. It's very just practical, you know.

26:16

Josh: George, do you wake up in the middle of the night?

26:20

George: Not that often. I'm a pretty good sleeper. I've always been a really solid sleeper.

26:27

George: Mm-hmm.

26:27

George: Even when I was a baby. A little bit lately, I've been waking up in the middle of the night because I like to fall asleep with a podcast.

26:36

Josh: What do you do?

26:39

George: Just roll over because usually I wake up because I've had my headphones in and the cord's tangling everywhere and I'm rolling over and stuff. So, I take it out, plug my phone in to charge and then and fall asleep again.

26:53

Josh: Maybe. Do you think Hannah would let you listen to a podcast just on loudspeaker?

27:00

George: Um, no, don't think so. I don't think so. Probably not.

27:06

Tommy: She's the big spoon in the bed. She's the big spoon calling the shots, all right? Fuck, George, put your head back.

27:12

Josh: What podcast are you listening to? Could you not find something you both like?

27:16

George: Nah, because she just falls asleep. She just like a normal person. Maybe she reads a book.

27:21

Tommy: Is it a crutch now? Like, do you need it to fall asleep, Georgie boy?

27:25

George: Nah, I don't need it to fall asleep. I just enjoy it. I just like the feeling of just dozing off.

27:31

Josh: Out of 7 nights a week, how many are you listening to something?

27:35

George: Um, I reckon maybe 4.

27:40

Josh: It's a lot.

27:41

George: Okay.

27:42

Tommy: Is it me, JJ? Well, you're 7. 7. You're 8 out of 7.

27:47

Josh: But we've found, Bri and I have found a good audiobook that we're liking at the moment about North Korea. So, I'm listening to that.

27:55

Tommy: Is it dark? Like, is it shaking?

27:56

Josh: No, it's a love story.

27:58

Tommy: It's a love story. That's nice.

28:00

Josh: Yeah.

28:01

Tommy: Real? It's true?

28:02

Josh: Yeah, it's true.

28:04

Tommy: Fiction or nonfiction? Which one is it, Seb?

28:07

Mason: Yeah, it's all made up.

28:09

Tommy: That was a great day. That was a great day. Hey guys, I got some news. Campbell— Ramble Campbell is currently working on a fun video to help people pick. It's going to be like a video sort of encouraging people to sort of jump on the wagon and tell us what you think Friday night drinks should be. So young Campbell's at it again. He's going to come through with the goods. I know George is pumped. George is pumped.

28:36

Josh: I've decided to do my walk this evening rather than doing the morning walk because all the light's starting to look the same, obviously, because of the morning. So I thought sunset or just beforehand, mate, it's going to be beautiful.

28:49

Tommy: It's going to be a lovely night for a little walk and photo session. Should head towards Fitzroy Gardens.

28:56

Josh: Oh yeah, it's just the other end of—

28:59

Tommy: yeah, she go there again or no?

29:01

Josh: Yeah, she will. I think so. It's a— Fitzroy Gardens is a great spot. Jasna says, uh, My fiancée hands me over the earphones when you gronks come on and says, really, woman, again? Lol.

29:13

Tommy: Just say shut up, bitch.

29:16

Josh: Jasnah? Yeah. Yeah. Right.

29:20

George: Yeah.

29:21

Josh: All right. A good one with the ASMR, Sebbs. That was fun.

29:25

Mason: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

29:26

Josh: Yeah.

29:26

George: Yeah.

29:27

Tommy: I'm hot and heavy. I'll drop the book over soon, mate.

29:30

Mason: Okay, great. Great.

29:31

Josh: That's The Daily Talk Show, uh, tomorrow 10 AM— oh, sorry, 11 AM. Uh, you can leave us a review, Apple Podcasts. Uh, and also there's the Facebook group. If you go to Facebook, you type in The Daily Talk Show, you fill out the 2 questions, and you get let in. If you're part of the book club or you want to be part of the book club, this month's book is The Advice Trap by Michael Bungay Stanier. And, uh, yeah, if you want to get involved, you just have to start reading, and then And that's all you have to do. It's quite easy.

30:01

Tommy: Otherwise, I've got an admission to make. I've got an admission to make. I let someone into the book club. I let someone in, sorry, the book club. Let someone into the group who didn't answer the questions.

30:11

Josh: Oh, now we're compromised. Who is it?

30:13

Tommy: I know it's Felipe. Yeah, Felipe, who was on the Zoom drinks. And I thought, Felipe's our man. He's our man from Brazil.

30:21

Josh: Yeah, he didn't answer the, um, Queen Gronkh one.

30:24

Mason: So just quickly, what was that Who tagged Gemma in that Brazil post on Instagram? What was that? Can you just explain what was that post?

30:36

Josh: So it was a news storey about in Brazil, uh, dick pics have sort of gone viral. There's a big competition. Yeah. And so I tagged Gemma, uh, because she is well known to absolutely hate dick pics.

30:53

Tommy: Yeah, uh, okay, great.

30:56

Josh: Did that get lost on you? Yeah, she's mentioned it like 5 times on the show.

31:00

Mason: I know.

31:01

Josh: Yeah, it was from the show account. Are you disappointed? Annoyed that I did it from the show account?

31:06

Mason: No, no, it's, it's okay. You can— that's fine. I was just, I was a bit confused. I didn't find the— yeah, I didn't, I didn't find it.

31:12

Josh: You didn't connect the dots?

31:13

Mason: No.

31:13

Josh: George, do you connect the dots? Because Seb says no sense.

31:16

Mason: I mean, you just told him. You just told me.

31:18

George: I get it now. I didn't actually know about this, so It makes sense. All good.

31:22

Josh: All right, this is another talk. See you tomorrow, guys. Have a good one.

31:25

Tommy: See you tomorrow.

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