Erik

“there will always be a master and there will always be a slave. Because truth be told, if you have a job, you're a slave.”

“Take away everything, take away all the content, take away all of the big things he's been able to do, he's not shit.”

“Cute is not important.”

“And if she really— if she's willing to take you in the morning when your breath smells like swamp butt, then that's probably the girl for you.”

“It's like, what, a million girls on the planet Earth?”

“It's kind of hard when you're a bastard child.”

“I'll die with a piece of chicken in my mouth.”