The Golf Show

Tommy: It's a very low barrier to get into the Gronkh Squad. That's crazy!

Josh: We've committed to do The Daily Talk Show for 10 years.

Tommy: Hi guys! Hi guys!

Josh: Put it in the calendar. I'd just like to cheque the temperature in the room. I told you my squeegee story.

Tommy: It is outrageous.

Josh: Come on, let's go. It's The Daily Talk Show episode 933.

Tommy: What is happening? What is going on? Happy Happy hump day.

Josh: Yeah. So, for people who don't follow us on Instagram, Georgie Boy did a little storey yesterday saying, hey, we've decided not to do a show.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: So, that we can line up episode 1000. Right. To—

Tommy: It's genius. Yeah. It's actually genius.

Josh: To Friday. So, it's Friday next week, not this week as we thought.

Tommy: Next week.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: That's amazing. I mean, again, it's amazing for giving us time to plan the bitch.

Josh: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is nice. So, if you're— There's a bunch of people But like, there's a bunch of people who obviously I've been speaking to about the podcast being a guest, and I've been very shit at sort of keeping them in the loop. But I've got to say, Ryan Shelton, shout out to Ryan. He has, he messaged me on the weekend saying, mate, we good for episode 1000? Yeah.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: Said the little clusterfuck with timing. You just said, I saw that. I said, look, it's either Thursday or Friday.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: Said it could do either day. What a legend.

Tommy: I mean, what we do is catch our dick in our fly in public.

Josh: Yes.

Tommy: You know, it's like if you do it in the bathroom, which we've probably all done.

Josh: Oh, I've never done it. Never caught your willy in the zip.

Tommy: What's that say?

Josh: That I've got good coordination.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: Or you don't wear zips.

Tommy: You got to wear jeans a lot.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: I mean, it's only happened a couple of times. Let's be honest.

Josh: Fine. How was the break for you?

Tommy: Good. I mean, it's probably the longest break I've had in a little while. Actually, last year it was pretty long, as in just having time. But from the show and actually going somewhere and staying in a house that isn't my own and not a hotel, Airbnb. That's what we stayed in. But it was like—

Josh: You do a long-term Airbnb. It's rentals.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was great. The house that we stayed in was amazing. Like an older, older place that was like I was always worried that we'd be too far away from the water because I like being close to the water.

Josh: Where were you?

Tommy: It was a place called Pambula, which I bumped into Chloe, who works just across the road from our studio, and she said, "Oysters. Pambula is known for oysters." I think she said that. But it is.

Josh: And you can eat— What, you bumped into her?

Tommy: Just then? No, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Josh: It sounded like Chloe was in—

Tommy: Pambula.

Josh: Pambula, which would have been amazing.

Tommy: No, just before.

Josh: Yeah. Okay.

Tommy: And I said, "Pambula, oysters." came to mind for her. And what happens there is there's oyster farms all through these like rivers that connect out into the ocean. So, it's like fresh salty water so they can grow the oysters in these big things.

Josh: But— And they're being counted as farming?

Tommy: Yeah, they're farming oysters. Oyster farms, you can do oyster tours. But unfortunately, the floods affected, like, must have like ruined a whole bunch of the oyster farms. And so, usually you could have stopped in and get a dollar oyster. Freshly shucked.

Josh: Is that inexpensive?

Tommy: That's cheap to me. Anything at a dollar per item.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: Except I mean, potato cakes are $2.

Tommy: That's too much.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: $1 should be a potato cake. Yeah. So, but we were, it was amazing because it was a beach holiday in Easter, which is usually quite chilly. Yeah. The Rip Curl Pro Zone in Victoria, which is usually like nice, amazing surf. Is it on again? No, it's moved.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: COVID.

Josh: They removed it. Didn't they try and— Because that's— Is that in Torquay, that one?

Tommy: Yeah, dude. It's been over 50 years in that place.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Never, never missed one, I don't think.

Josh: Well, because I think they were— Were they permanently moving it potentially? And then the state government was like trying to get them back.

Tommy: That's robbery.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: That is robbery. But as in losing it. It's like, no, like that part of the Rip Curl Pro, Bells Beach Rip Curl Pro. Can't just be some new thing. But I did see that, I mean, it just was a long drive for a family. And Bodhi's old enough now that he can sort of entertain himself, less crying, more just wanting music.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: But I saw that you can fly to Marimbula.

Josh: Cheap. Wait, sorry, it's near Marimbula?

Tommy: Sorry, you can fly into Marimbula, which is one, probably one drive, like a 5-10 minute drive from Pambula.

Josh: Ah, beautiful. Yes, I've been to Marimbula. Beautiful area. Yeah, yeah. That was actually when went to a, um, they're Wales near there.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Went to Eden.

Josh: Yeah, went to a museum and I was a kid and there was a, um, it was also where I hit my brother with a golf club.

Tommy: Oh, is that it?

Josh: Yeah, that was that trip. But also, yeah, frowned upon. But, um, also went to a museum and, um, there was a word that said, it said condiments, and my brother said, that sounds like condoms. I was about 10 years old. I said, no, I said What are condoms? And then Mum said, shush, Josh. I said, no, what are condoms? And then I just said condoms, condoms, condoms, condoms until they told me.

Tommy: Until your dad pulled out one. All right, Jesus Christ. Here we go.

Josh: And yeah, so, but no, Marimbula is beautiful. Beautiful birds as well.

Tommy: Bellbirds. Lots of bellbirds.

Josh: Dee. Okay.

Tommy: Dee. I can't do the sound, but they sound like bells. Bellbirds. Saw an emu.

Josh: Just the one?

Tommy: Just one in a paddock.

Josh: Okay.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: And so, what are they doing with that?

Tommy: I don't know. It's, it must be, it's on a farm. So, we went to this brewery, sick, Long something Brewery, but it was great live music. Just felt good to be outside drinking a few beers. There was a new, and someone was like, oh my God, that's an emu. We're like, nah, where? Emu's a big dude. I wouldn't mind an emu as a pet. Not like if I had a farm. They seem like, why do you have them?

Josh: Yes. Yeah.

Tommy: Like, for what reason do you have them? Other than owning a brewery that connects to this paddock that you could see an emu.

Josh: I find emus are interesting because there's obviously the ostrich.

Tommy: Well, it could have been an ostrich.

Josh: Well, so this is, so, isn't this so weird? So, think about emus, ostriches.

Tommy: Llamas.

Josh: Llamas, alpacas.

Tommy: Yep.

Josh: Alligators, crocodiles. Crocodiles.

Tommy: Usually, I reckon I could tell the difference between a croc and an alligator. Much smaller alligators. But actually, sorry.

Josh: Is that—?

Tommy: Have you seen those huge—? No, actually, which—

Josh: Crocodiles will do more damage. Definitely. People died. There was someone who died, I think, in Disney— Oh, no. Disney World.

Tommy: There's some massive crocodiles on golf course— Alligators on golf courses. Florida. Fuck that. Yeah. Yeah. One of the most dangerous sports. A bloke died last week from golf. Yeah. I'm worried for you, mate, because you've come in. Yeah. You've had your glove. You've basically— you're wearing your golf glove right now.

Josh: No, I don't.

Tommy: I don't have it on. Can you start wearing it around the office? I did.

Josh: It's funny when you forget to leave it on. I was driving home from the golf course with the glove on. It seems a little obnoxious.

Tommy: It's your driving glove. Yeah. You are the tap-out wearing fighting enthusiast of the golf. What does your hat say? Tightless.

Josh: What does that mean? Titleist is a really good golf brand.

Tommy: It is a premium.

Josh: Yeah, it's really good.

Tommy: Is it a—

Josh: I've got Titleist golf clubs. Okay, okay. AP ones, which they're kind of 718. Quite cheap though. Well, so they were, they were affordable based on them being secondhand and the guy really looked after them, but they're sort of— the irons that I got were $1,700 new. I got them for $780. Okay, they're really good. Got a Titleist bag.

Tommy: Um, was— is the bag worth more than the golf clubs? No, no.

Josh: Surprisingly, like, you think about everyday carry, think about how expensive bags are. A golf bag, primo one, this is what's known as a hybrid bag. So you normally have to pick between you want it to be in a buggy or you want it to carry. This one you can do both. Okay, it's like a—

Tommy: it's like a good pram. Quality pram. Exactly. You can— the capsule comes out, goes in the car. Yeah. Or it can go in the pusher.

Josh: Yeah. But I like— I mean, I haven't brought up the golf stuff yet, but if— do you have any questions about the golf stuff that you want to ask me? Um, not necessarily.

Tommy: I don't.

Josh: I, I mean, what interests you about the golf? So, because I obviously I could go down a rabbit hole and tell you everything. So there's the bag. So the bag was about $380. That's not bad. So, you know, and it's waterproof, which is great as well. Well, you hope so.

Tommy: Yeah. You hope so.

Josh: The one down wasn't. So. That's annoying. Yeah.

Tommy: You wouldn't do it. Then you'd need a cover for it.

Josh: Probably, yeah. Plastic cover. Yeah. It's light enough so I can walk. Like, I haven't needed to hire a buggy or anything like that. I've been just walking the whole way.

Tommy: One question for the golf stuff. Yeah. I saw you were playing with your brother on the weekend.

Josh: Yeah. Who won? Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, Jake's not like— he had some good hits.

Tommy: I saw him putting a fucking— that was a good monster.

Josh: That was great. Yeah. Um, but no, so GB and I played this morning. Yeah, at Yarra Bend. Uh, great. We played, uh, 9 holes, the back 9.

Tommy: How long does it take to play 9 holes?

Josh: We teed off at, uh, 6:45 in the morning. So I was up at 20 past 5. Yeah, picked him up first. Yeah, teed off at 6:45, done in the car by, um, 8:45. So 2 hours.

Tommy: Yeah, it's a fair bit of time, isn't it?

Josh: Yeah, it is a bit of time. And so, but we fucked it because, so, um, the way, if you don't play golf, so there's 18 holes, uh, if you're playing 9, they give you the option sometimes. They'll say, do you want to play the back back nine. So it starts from 10 to 18. Okay, yeah. And so it's a— which you finish on the 18th, which should be close to the clubhouse, which the 9th typically is like sort of close-ish to. But anyway, so we did the, the back nine, started on the 10th, and by the time, uh, what we thought— I was using my GPS, right? So I've got an app that tracks the whole thing, and, uh, I was saying to JB, I'm like, mate, this, um this hole is fucked. They reckon there's a tree in front of the green. This is bullshit. And so we're like, the GPS mustn't be working properly. So we, um, just put that away and was hitting. We realised that we went from the 12th tee— uh, sorry, no, we went from the 11th tee to the 14th tee. We'd somehow skipped A bunch of holes. Yeah. And so we didn't really, and we were pissed off because like we're trying to, you know, want to improve. It's like, what do you do? So, we ended up working it around. Like we ended up doing sort of 16, 17, 15, 16, 17, and then went back and did the other ones. Was there anyone there? Yeah, it was quite busy.

Tommy: And did anyone notice that you were just cutting in?

Josh: No, no. It was perfect from a timing perspective.

Tommy: But, um, no, really, you know, I did, um, working periods. Yeah, on a green, you'd be—

Josh: it was great. Yeah, I could imagine you'd be being good at that.

Tommy: It's, um, they work very early hours, and because you're going to get like before probably people teeing off, they're going and cutting the new holes on the greens, making sure everything's ridgididge.

Josh: Yeah, yeah, there's— I mean, there's definitely the pressure Because think about, I'm a pretty sort of, um, not anxious, I'm a bit anxious, just trying to suss things out. The golf course, I feel like I'm bringing that confidence to everyday life. From the golf course? Yeah. So, for instance, like, so I was nervous, played at Albert Park on Good Friday with JB as well. Yes. That was great. And Tani as well. Uh, JB's mate. Uh, so JB, JB has bet me both times by a couple of strokes, very close. It's, it's really, it's great. So we, uh, on, on, for people playing at home, 9 holes today, uh, back nine at Yarra Bend, I shot 52, JB shot 50. Could have, he could have easily shot under 50, but he cooked it on the last hole because the greensman was watching.

Tommy: We played a lot of games, board games, checkers, Monopoly, Big Two, no, Uno, some other card games, Five, like this dice game. But a lot of them you can play it safe and win because people are loose in those luck games. Are you playing it like if you were to— are you trying to fucking flog the ball off?

Josh: No. So, this is the whole thing. If you try and hit the skin off it, you'll, you'll fuck it.

Tommy: All right, mate, hit the skin off it.

Josh: So, because the thing is, it is, uh, so typically you have drivers, you have irons, right? Uh, I only have—

Tommy: Fuck it, did Ben, did, um, Ben Hood tell you to hit the skin off it?

Josh: No, no, no, no, that makes no sense.

Tommy: What's the skin? Of the ball. But there's no skin on those balls. That'd make more sense on a cricket ball. Don't hit the skin off it because it's like a leather.

Josh: I don't know where that came from, but the, um, No, I think that, uh, I don't know, don't know where, but I, um, it's interesting seeing you. So on the, the confidence thing, first game back, 9 holes, Albert Park, um, got there early. I was— didn't have golf— like, I, I didn't have golf balls yet, um, so went into the pro shop, and it's just the figuring it out of things, right? So for instance, you have the tee time, so when you're going to be teeing off. Now You can have 4 people in a group. If you don't have 4 people, you will, a lot of— in a lot of cases, get teamed up with people.

Tommy: They'll put on a random if you had 3.

Josh: Exactly. And so, you know, I'm thinking about that sort of thing. There's 3 of us, so I'm like, oh, you know what? I don't think that's going to happen. But trying to work out what balls to buy. There's a lot of rah-rah in golf. It's like, you know, these are the distance balls, here are the pro, you know. Oh, yeah. And so, I got the balls. Got the teas and then there's a grey lead. And I panicked. I was like, hang on, are the grey leads free or do you pay for the grey leads?

Tommy: Is there a sign on them? No. Is it near the— Is it near where you buy the— Pay for admission?

Josh: Yeah. Free. Still don't know because I put the pencil on the bowls and the tea. And I just said, ah, just those, thanks. And then because I like, I was saying that so I didn't have to say, oh, the tea, like say the things. I was just like, just those. He said, okay, yeah, just those two. Said yes.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I— They're free.

Josh: Then I think they're $0.50 maybe. I asked JB, he reckons typically they're $0.50. But anyway, I then said to him, I'm like, oh, it's been a while. Since I've played, like, it's been 15 years, so it's been a while. He doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't care. And then he's like, next. Yeah, well, he's like, have you booked in? I was like, oh yeah, I booked in. I'm at 8:50, George Martin.

Tommy: So you had a lesson with Ben. Have we spoken since then? No. How was that lesson?

Josh: I had 2 lessons since the last show.

Tommy: It's like you meet, first date went well, booking again.

Josh: Well, so this is the thing. So my uncle, Pat Jansen, he caddied, uh, for Craig Parry. He's, he's sort of, um, done a bunch of any skill in, uh, caddying.

Tommy: Heaps.

Josh: Yeah, you're having to read it all, all that sort of thing. But the other thing too is there's something fun. Like, I don't have celebrity family. Like, I don't have, you know, but he's a celeb. Well, in the golf, in the golf world. Yeah. I, um, I said to Ben, oh yeah, my, um, uncle used to cut it. He said, oh, who's your uncle? I said, uh, Pat Jansen.

Tommy: Ah, Pat Jansen, he knows him.

Josh: Yeah, he knows him. Isn't that great? And so the, like, it's, um, he was, um, you know, when he talks to me, he's like, you know, Pat would say, um, so that's fun. But the other, the other cool thing I did, so Ben Hood, Albert Park, he's great, great coach. There's a, um, I think there's, so Yarra Bend where we went to this morning, Their driving range is better because they have something called Toptracer, and Toptracer has sensors. So, Toptracer, you'll see if you watch the PGA or if you watch anything on TV where you'll see the ball where it tracks, you know, they do that. So, basically, they've taken—

Tommy: Cricket. Yes. Hotspots.

Josh: So, they've taken that technology and they've put it into golf ranges. So, there's 2 in Victoria. I think there might be one in Brizzy.. And so, when you hit the ball, it will show you virtually as well where the ball goes. So, it'll show you the metres. But then you can do things like you can play with your mates, you can play closest to the pin. And the other great thing is, so, with clubs, you have a bunch of different golf clubs. And you can dial in. So, I can say, okay, I'm hitting with a 5-iron and hit 5 shots, and that will give me the average. And so can combine that with another app I use called SwingU. And what SwingU does is it's got a great iPhone app, iPhone and Apple Watch. When I'm on a course and I'm near, like, however far away from the green I am, I look at my watch, it will tell me the exact amount of meters. So then I know what golf club I need. God, that's cheating. No, it's not.

Tommy: Well, so you've got, you've got Pat Jansen on your wrist.

Josh: Yeah, I know. Exactly. Pat's out of a job. I know. It's pretty awesome. And so— Do you think Trump uses this shit? Well, so I literally—

Tommy: It is a rich man's sport. Like, thinking about if you were to play golf every day, 7 days a week, it's 14 hours a week, 2 hours a session. That's just playtime plus travel. Like, there's a half day of work in playing golf.

Josh: Yeah. Well, the— I actually was watching, I typed in Donald Trump golf swing. Yeah, how good is he for how much he plays? Like, I know, like a really ugly swing, just sort of up and back, like really sort of aggressive.

Tommy: Doesn't have to look sexy.

Josh: No, it doesn't. And that's the whole thing. That's what sort of Ben was saying.

Tommy: There's some weird looking bowl, uh, like bowlers that just look, look whack. Kickers, uh, football. Um, this guy does this like little shuffle up to the ball, but he's good. He plays AFL.

Josh: I would suggest though, for any Gronk that's ever been into golf, It's, it's great now. Like, so a lot of the golf courses now have mini golf attached, so it's becoming more family friendly. So when I played, so when I played as a kid, you had to wear a polo shirt, you had to wear like, uh, pants or sort of like tailored sort of shorts.

Tommy: It's not the case anymore. You did say that last thing, I was like, fucking as if. I was thinking like, just because, just for like knocking back people if they want to pay to play in these average golf courses.

Josh: But that's what, so that's what it used to be, but now Like Phillip Island where I played at, literally the rule is you can't wear thongs or a singlet. Like, that's the rules. But yeah, it is good. It is good fun playing.

Tommy: Well, that rules at half of Phillip Island.

Josh: Well, holiday destination, right? Yeah. Could you—

Tommy: No shirt, no shoes. Do you think that you would—

Josh: would you— I could imagine you getting into the driving range maybe.

Tommy: I've already, I mean, I used to go when there was one near my parents' place. Yeah. But I mean, it's just, it's one of those things.

Josh: Yeah. You just, so what I'm trying to suss out is I'm going to become a member, the, and Yarra Bend, and so I'll be a member of the driving range plus Monday to Friday golf. So I'll be able to play Monday to Friday and unlimited access to the driving range. How much? They do it as weekly installments, which is great. But it's, uh, for if you want driving range access, it's about 9— it's $999 a year.

Tommy: Yes, $1,000 a year. Yeah, which is what?

Josh: And you pay $23 for 100 balls, under $100 a month. Yeah, so, so there's that, plus it works out to be about $1,700 if you include Monday to Friday golf. And a handicap. So, I like, which is handy to have.

Tommy: I mean, this is a gym membership.

Josh: Yeah, $33 a week. That's how much it is, $33. $33 a week. And, but what I'm wondering is if I'm getting unlimited balls, how, like, it's a very Tommy Jackett move to come with a mate and fucking get some of their balls. I wonder if we're going to be able to, like, maybe you could get 50 and then I can give you a few extras. Yeah, just pour them in. Yeah. Surely they're not going to be across that. Nothing wrong with that. I mean, the other thing, too, is Australian flag slightly— With everything that's happened in, you know, with Australian rights, I think Australian flag, getting less and less comfortable with it. Today, real social dilemma. Go up to It's wet, right? I was practising my putting. No, the green. The green. Yeah. The little sort of practise area. Go to the pro shop. Guys would like to buy a towel. He said, yeah, yeah, we just have the Australian flag ones left. Decided not to— Fully stocked? Only one, actually. And so, I ended up, I just— So, you know, call me anti-patriotic, but I'm not fucking having an Aussie flag. Like, isn't it funny? Like, in the US, I'm sure they'd love an American flag. But I said, oh, has it got a hook on the towel? They said no. I said, oh, no thanks. Anyway, so that was— Bring your own towel. Yeah. Ended up going into the car, getting a microfibre cloth.

Tommy: Is it true that the towel came with a tattoo as well? Yeah, exactly.

Josh: Yeah. Yeah. Full. Southern Cross.

Tommy: Yeah, on your fucking— on your left arm.

Josh: Yeah. So no, but it's all, it's all very good. Um, I would love to, um, I think there's things that we could do with the show. I know, I know we're going to lose a bunch of people here, but it could be fun to do its own show. Yeah, well, I said to JB, I said if we were doing big media companies, you know, podcast network in a big way, there would be a golf show.

Tommy: Why don't you just have a, um, headset that is comms as well that can be recorded. So, it's very lo-fi. You both wear them. Yeah. You can actually use, but you need the comms to be able to talk to each other. Sure. But I think that's its own little thing.

Josh: Well, there's a huge— So, there's a great— So, Sia's ex-husband, this guy named Erik Anders Lang is his name. He's a filmmaker. When did they break up? Not sure on dates. It's quite funny though, you look at photos on Google Images, him standing there and her with her face covered. But when they broke up, they didn't see each other for ages. Exactly. And, um, no, he's got a great YouTube channel called, uh, Random Golf Club, and he goes to all different golf courses all around the world. Went to a bunch in the Sand Belt here in, in Victoria. Is he Australian? American guy. She's Australian, so yeah. I thought she was New Zealand. Really? But it's another thing Australians have stole. Yeah. Stole it. And so anyway, but it's very like golf is going to the moon. What do you mean? It's become, it's becoming popular.

Tommy: Golf has been around for a very long time.

Josh: But how about this? You're saying it's losing.

Tommy: I heard someone say that snowboarding and skiing is losing its appeal compared to what— I mean, these things like rollerblading. That's got—

Josh: What's the most mainstream family you could think of?

Tommy: Mainstream family?

Josh: Yeah. In the world, most mainstream fam—

Tommy: Mainstream meaning popular? Yeah. The Trumps. The Trump family.

Josh: Who else? Mainstream families. I don't know. Highly expo— You know, mainstream.

Tommy: The Hewitts. Leighton Hewitt. You think he's mainstream? Well, he's quite mainstream because I saw him at that acai place.

Josh: Yes. No, the Follers. No, no, no, no. Let's, let's go outside of Victoria.

Tommy: The most famous family in the world is Irwins. Steve Irwin. Keep going.

Josh: Keep going. Who else?

Tommy: What else is there? Fucking, who else is there? Are you trying to push towards a golf-related one? No, no, no, no. Don't think.

Josh: You're getting bogged down in the golf stuff. Don't. What a popular family, any popular family.

Tommy: The Kardashians. Yeah. Yeah. What about them?

Josh: George sent me a screen grab. They got golf clubs for Easter.

Tommy: That's nice, but they are billionaires.

Josh: Yeah, but to the moon, to the moon. Like if the Kardashians, when Kim Kardashian—

Tommy: To the moon is a crypto reference. Why are you bringing it into—

Josh: Well, to the moon is like it's going. Yeah, but it's very crypto.

Tommy: It can be anything.

Josh: Um, but, uh, Kim Kardashian spoke about podcasting, uh, a year ago, and podcasters were like, this is it, this is our time to shine. Well, yeah, look at us now.

Tommy: Fucking went nowhere. Um, she's just, she's just become a billionaire.

Josh: Oh, that's good news.

Tommy: Kimmy K. Yeah, Kanye's worth a lot too.

Josh: Apparently there's a photo of Khloe in her bikinis that she's not happy with. Seen it, looks great. Really?

Tommy: Like, it just looks normal. Like, you know, see flaws. How did you see it?

Josh: It was news.com. They weren't posting the actual photo though. I think they did. I think that that was an airbrushed photo.

Tommy: No, no, no, there was one that she looked a bit sort of normal. Okay, sure. Versus, like, a bit just a bit of texture on her skin rather than just fucking soft airbrush.

Josh: Yes, curved.

Tommy: So, I don't know. I did see that.

Josh: But anyway, how annoying to try and get something off the internet.

Tommy: Very annoying. Yeah. Tully, I told her there was nudes online of her.

Josh: She got them off though.

Tommy: Yeah, but she didn't know that. That's fucking crazy. And then she had to ask this creepy site to take them down. Yeah, sure, no worries.

Josh: Were they nice? Pardon? Were they nice? The people. You thought I meant the photos. No, the people.

Tommy: They said yes. Okay. You're nice if you take it.

Josh: Yes, if you take it out. Yeah. Anyway, so there will be more golf chat because I'll be going at least 3 times a week. And so there will be a lot of golf. Until you stop going, there'll be golf chat. This is sticking. Is it? It's really— it's got every element of stickiness, which is I'm having so much fun. Yeah, it's like I feel— Oh no, that's great. It's good.

Tommy: It's— you want to— if you feel like it's going to stick.

Josh: And also the travel thing, like Bri and I have been talking about where are we going to go. Obviously can't go overseas at the moment, outside of New Zealand. Still a little risky, though. You don't want to end up somewhere and get stuck. But, um—

Tommy: It'd just be annoying. I wonder what travel insurance is looking like. Annoying, I think. To go. Yeah. How much? Like, because it was always pretty cheap to get travel insurance. Yeah. $100 or something.

Josh: Probably doesn't even cover you, to be honest. I think they're just saying not doing COVID. COVID-related. But the— Yeah, looking at Victoria, places where there's hotel on a golf course everywhere.

Tommy: Yeah, it's awesome.

Josh: Lawn. Yeah, yeah, a lawn retreat.

Tommy: Maybe not a hotel, but it's fucking everywhere. It's got a hotel everywhere.

Josh: Isn't that great?

Tommy: I thought that Marimbula fly-in right next to the airport, golf course.

Josh: It was very lovely. Bree actually like brought up golf court like she was looking at booking the whole thing based on that.

Tommy: She gets to go on a holiday and gets time by herself.

Josh: No, she'll come like— so when we did Phillip Island She was cannying. She was Instagramming.

Tommy: Yeah, it was quality.

Josh: Did she do Instagram?

Tommy: Well, she put on the great shot of Jake.

Josh: Yeah, well, the phenomenal, the, um, great putt. There was a, there was a moment, like, obviously when you're new to golf, just getting used to some of the, um, the etiquette, and Bree was behind me, and as I went up for my swing, I heard she was drinking. Actually had to do a Tiger Woods. I stopped my swing. I'm sorry, it's gonna have to get you to be quiet this one. Quiet on the green.

Tommy: Yeah, quiet on the green.

Josh: Also the, um, I mean, eyeline, you know, like if you can see someone in the back— I'm sounding like Tom Cruise— but if you can see someone sort of in the back, not as bad as my dad. My dad was, um, fucking, who's left their rubbish here? Like, he got on the golf course. Yeah, yeah, just a bit.

Tommy: He's since banned from all— yeah, well, no, I just like, he—

Josh: I said to him, do you want Do you want to play golf? It's like, ah, that doesn't sound like a yes. And he ended up coming, but the— He played? He played. That's nice. That was nice. But he—

Tommy: I mean, this is the surfing with my dad. This is the Josh Jansen and Richie Rich playing a few rounds. Yeah, it is nice.

Josh: It is nice. And we found old hats, got some old Titleist hats, got a Schweppes So, Craig Parry was sponsored by Schweppes, and so I've got a Schweppes visor hat, which is very sort of old school. You should— Yeah, a podcast about golf itself is probably good for you rather than here. Yeah, I think so.

Tommy: I get it. I mean, you may as well just take the sound bites.

Josh: Do you think there's— I think we're keeping it general enough. They're golf-themed life stories. But if you—

Tommy: It's like if I talked about surfing. I could get excited and tell you about surfing. Not— and if you've never done it, hard to relate.

Josh: Tell me one good surf storey before, um, just to even it out.

Tommy: Uh, surf story? What do you mean a surf story?

Josh: Just something that happened to you during the environment of a surf.

Tommy: Um, I'm sure I could come up with one.

Josh: Uh, not got nothing. Well, you haven't been surfing in a while.

Tommy: Yeah, I haven't been surfing in a while.

Josh: Anyway, that's, um, didn't actually cut someone off. I mean, oh, well, you did have— I mean, the surf story, you could have gone with surfy lakes. We'll keep that for another day. Yeah. Anyway, great. Right, uh, it's a daily talk show. Hi@thedailytalkshow.com if you want to send us an email.

Tommy: Friday, uh, next week. Next week. This week, which is—

Josh: I think it's— is it the 16th? 16th. The 16th. Yes, Friday 16th. We're going to do from— How do you feel, 6:00 AM start?

Tommy: Yeah, 5:00 very early. That means you have to be up at like 3:30. Yeah.

Josh: So, 6:00 AM start with a 10:40. Yeah. 16-point-something hours. So, it's a 10:38 finish, I think it is. Yeah. PM. Before midnight. And interestingly, Jess is going to Queensland that day. Her flight is around, I think it's like 6:30 or something. And so, we'll be able to speak to her. Here, but then we could potentially give her something to bring to Queensland. And at the end of the show, have Jess present that to the audience from New South Wales.

Tommy: What airport is she flying into? Maroochydore or something like that, or— Yeah. It's not Brisbane. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea. Sunshine Coast, maybe. Take a sticker, put it up somewhere.

Josh: Yeah, that's a good— Sticker would be good. Yeah. Stencil. Anyway, hi@thedailytalkshow.com if you want to send us an email. If you are in Victoria—

Tommy: She can take some cups.

Josh: Oh, that's a great idea.

Tommy: Whoever wants to meet her at the airport. Give her a lift to wherever she's going.

Josh: That's a really good idea.

Tommy: We should try and organise at least one cup handoff. Yes. During the show from— we've got courier from Melbourne, Queensland.

Josh: That's a great idea. Also, if you're, if you're in Victoria and like playing golf, send me an email too, because I'm looking for mates.

Tommy: About what? To play golf together?

Josh: Yeah. I texted a bunch of people on the weekend, like, hey mate, know we haven't spoken in a few years, but seriously, play golf. How are you going? And I've gotten into golf. Lost my phone.

Tommy: Who's this? I've gotten good responses. Yeah, but no one came.

Josh: Not yet.

Tommy: It's not a spur of the moment.

Josh: It should be, it should be. And this is, this is the problem, you need to be set up. So the thing is, my bag stays in the car just in case you like it. So at the end of today, if I'm feeling it, maybe I'll go hit 50 balls. That'd be good. All right, great. All right, well, uh, have a good one, guys.

Tommy: See you guys.