Code Kylie

Tommy: It's The Daily Talk Show, episode 754.

Josh: Happy Monday, gronks. Happy Queen's birthday. Not that it's the official birthday unless you're in WA or Queensland.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah.

Josh: Or let's just can it, it's not her birthday, so we won't celebrate it. But, um, Harry Lodge, hello, how are you? Welcome to the studio, buddy.

Harry: I get a clap.

Josh: Yeah, it's good to have you back into the special. Oh yeah, back in here.

Tommy: Sorry, I just cut to— yeah, no, it's all good.

Josh: Now you're fired up today, Harry. I I always love it.

Harry: I'm fired up. What's that mean? What do you mean by that?

Josh: Sometimes you just bring the energy and you're up and about. Yeah, you've taken off your jacket, so you're getting serious.

Mason: And you have done that as well, TJ.

Harry: Yeah, well, my shirt's got no branding on it, so I thought you look like you're in your theatre blacks. I am actually. This is my theatre shirt.

Josh: Um, can we, can we just finish?

Harry: Where was that going?

Josh: Is there theatre clothes? You are a thespian.

Harry: I am a thespian. You just— I just tend to wear black. And I've got a lot of black.

Mason: You have a black skivvy?

Josh: What's a skivvy?

Harry: Oh, like a, um, no.

Tommy: Turtleneck.

Harry: Yeah, like what the Wiggles wear. They're skivvies, aren't they?

Tommy: Oh yeah.

Harry: Yeah, they're called skivvies.

Josh: They're colourful ones. Uh, but what's come to our attention is that, um, there is someone who has, you know, purchased a product that is, um, a knockoff of Apple. And is that illegal? Is it illegal to purchase the products that have clearly been ripped off? Like if you're buying fake Nikes, is it illegal?

Tommy: I reckon you're pretty safe.

George: Okay.

Josh: So, if I bought a few things off the back of a truck that were pretend—

Tommy: I mean, the back of the truck's, I guess, a different story, isn't it? If you know that it's stolen.

Josh: I mean, the modern-day back of the truck is the internet. That's where the back of the truck is. George, what have you purchased this, this past week?

George: It's actually not, and it's its own brand, but I feel like a phoney because they look identical to AirPods. And so, it's got like the normal kind of white casing. You've got the two AirPods in there. Yeah, but the brand is Nova Play. And the reason I got these, I got sucked in by Kylie Jenner.

Josh: Really?

George: Kylie Jenner sold them to me.

Josh: How is she doing ads?

George: She was doing an ad on Instagram.

Tommy: How much?

George: $50 down from $200. Hang on, free shipping with code Kylie.

Josh: They accidentally put down from— meant if you buy Apple, it was $200 if you buy Apple, $50 if you buy us is basically what they're writing.

George: And if you've got 2, then you got a 3rd one free. So I was pretty close to getting 3 pairs.

Josh: Oh geez. And oh my God, have you ever had a pair of AirPods before?

Harry: No.

Josh: And I guess so we don't, it's not really a great sort of sample size of Apple AirPod users.

Harry: Think of the radiation you're going to get from that.

George: Like it's a legit thing, all the stuff going between your 2 ears.

Harry: Oh, there's not much to fry, but hang on.

Josh: So are they good? Are they any good?

George: No, they're def— I don't think they're as good quality as even the Apple corded ones.

Josh: Really? Okay, so that's bad.

Mason: So are you regretting your purchase or—

George: Um, no, I think they're okay. I only got them last night, so—

Tommy: Did you do it as a joke?

George: Yeah, I did it just because I came across it and I was like, good content, maybe. Oh, sure, would I get AirPods? Like, I can't afford to spend $250 or whatever on AirPods or the AirPod Pros. What are they, like $400?

Tommy: I got it for $356.

George: Okay, there you go. And so I saw the, I saw the ad on Instagram. Yeah, it's like, well, Kylie Jenner's selling them, so.

Josh: Well, how much do you reckon Kylie Jenner is getting for that post? Because you used, you used the checkout code, code Kylie. Yeah, dude, she would be getting so much money if they're giving away a third pair for free. She's getting at least 50% of the purchase price.

Mason: Yeah, well, you think they're leading with it on the website. 70% off sale with Kylie Jenner.

Josh: What are they called? Nova.

Mason: Nova Play. Nova-play.com.

George: They got pink and black as well.

Tommy: You should have gone.

George: I was going to go black, but then I was like, well, now it's obvious that they're not Apple.

Josh: Yeah.

George: So I have to go white.

Harry: I've just got them in my hot little hands and listen to this snap. It's still not as good as the proper AirPods, but the hinge, the hinge isn't very strong. Oh, I think it's a little bit dodgy.

George: And the casing is like more of a matte casing. I don't know what the— So, yeah, Whitey's got them here. They're more shiny, aren't they?

Harry: Yeah, it's got more of a rough texture.

George: It does. The Apple ones do have a good weight to them, though. These ones are—

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: I mean, they've got 24-hour, 24/7 support.

George: So similar, though.

Tommy: My God.

George: How do they—

Josh: But that's what I mean. Like, at what point you can't just make an iPhone.

Tommy: Yeah. I mean, but also, to be honest, I've been disappointed with my AirPods.

Josh: Well, one of them is not working.

Tommy: Well, so I had the old AirPods. They fucked up. They were like V1.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: And then I bought the Pros and I go through having them really bassy in one ear and then just not fucking— I can't get the noise cancellation to work.

Josh: Surely you can take them back. You paid $300.

Tommy: Yeah, I can, but it's just annoying. So, but especially when you pay so much, I almost feel like this is a bit of a Tesla thing. You know, like Teslas are amazing products. The user experience meant to be great, all these things. But people who have Teslas can have real issues with them.

Josh: Of course.

Tommy: Marques Brownlee talks about, um, oh, he's constantly taking it in. Well, he's— he talked about turning a corner and then just the fucking steering stopped working.

Harry: Well, did you see his video? And he was in the car park and he had the car coming towards him. He was controlling it from his phone, and then there was some other dickhead running around like jumping in front of it to see if it stops.

Tommy: Did you see that? No, no, no.

Harry: Uh, it stopped occasionally, not all the time.

Mason: So he got hit?

Harry: No, he didn't get hit, but I would have because I'm so unco that I would have jumped in front of it, forgot to move, and been hit.

Josh: Dude, it's like if you're an old— like, your dad would probably have a lot of feelings around this. An old-school car guy versus, uh, even, even anything. All those, all the ones that have electric chips in them, all the old stuff, like, that were just You know, I remember my mate's dad, like, it wasn't working and he put like a bit of petrol in the sort of carby and like gave it a few pumps and it was up and going again.

Tommy: You're not doing that.

Josh: You can't. You can't. It was like the, you know, the front of them that sort of flickers open. You would have seen that, your dad's car. It's like something like, it's like letting air in. He put petrol around that.

Tommy: Is that pistons?

Josh: I don't know, mate.

Tommy: I don't know anything about cars.

Josh: Anyway, he's put the point being.

Tommy: Yeah, they squirt it in. It's like a bottle.

Josh: You need to plug your computer in. Sorry, plug your car into a computer now to work out what's wrong with it, which means you have to go back to the people. So, anything breaks, you have to go back to Tesla.

Tommy: Well, I'm excited to one day own a home mainly so I can do like everything smart.

Josh: What? Just what's— run through the list of go-tos at the very beginning.

Tommy: Smart locks, I think, is number one.

Josh: Smart locks?

Mason: Oh yeah. I can get around that.

Tommy: Yeah, so I think smart locks would be great. Doorbell. Yeah, doorbell would also be great. Security cameras, like I'm a believer in security cameras, would fucking have every corner of the house, exterior set up. Yeah. I would have, yeah, like NFC stuff. So it's like keyless access. Yeah, key card access.

George: To where?

Tommy: To the door, through the door.

Mason: Oh, so the lock.

Tommy: Yeah, the front door, all that sort of thing.

Mason: What are smart blinds?

Tommy: Yeah, definitely smart taps.

Harry: Have you seen the smart taps? It's, um, the boys from What's Inside have one and you get your cup of water and you say, Alexa, pour 1 cup of water. And then the tap goes, "Geez, pours." Exactly.

George: It takes longer than just doing it yourself.

Josh: Nah, mate. I'm old school. Call me old school. I'll fill my own cup up.

Tommy: What about like a smart shower? The fridge, not for the screen, because I remember probably a year ago going to a Harvey Norman and playing the Daily Talk Show on a fridge just to see what the experience was like. And it's like shit because it's like attaching a shitty tablet.

Josh: Yeah, yeah, to a fridge that you can't take off. Yeah, go upstairs.

Tommy: But the, the thing that is cool is being able to have the cameras in the fridge so it knows when you're low on, on stock. Yeah, that is good. One, and I think the other thing is just knowing when you're low on items. So being able to, like the Amazon thing, getting, being able to get that all dialled in.

Josh: That was 5 years ago they were talking about, you know, when you take your milk off the thing, we will know and then we'll order some milk.

Tommy: It's like a Vegas hotel.

Josh: Vegas hotel. So in Bulleen where I live, there's a lot of elderly, which I think is one of the reasons they are buying security blinds for every single window, 2 storeys up. Fucking, you can't get up there, you need a long ladder. And they're still putting a security blind on it.

Tommy: So you can completely blacked out, maybe blacked out, yes, but also safety.

Josh: So you can shut down the whole house. No one's getting in unless they're taking tiles off the roof, coming down through the ceiling.

Mason: That's a roller shutter, like a roller shutter.

Josh: Yeah, they're called security blinds, roller shutters, whatever you want. They've got them in our street here because there's a, you know, a lot of stuff going on, a lot of shit going down. Would you go security blind?

Tommy: Yeah, yeah.

Josh: You would.

Tommy: Yeah, I think that you would—

Josh: Pretty ugly.

Tommy: Yeah, you'd have to make them look nice. I think the darker ones actually look better, like the sort of the creamy colour ones sort of date. But I'm sure the black ones will eventually date as well.

Josh: Yeah.

Harry: Do you worry about people looking through your windows?

Tommy: I actually had this thought just yesterday when I was walking past a house, it was like 5 PM and I saw into their window and I saw a bed. And no one was in the bed, but I was like, huh, there's a bed there. I was like, I don't know, there's something intimate about seeing someone's bed.

Mason: Yeah.

Tommy: And I was like, if I was a creep, you would like, you would write down all the windows that have beds. Yeah.

Josh: See, I mean, it's the only horrible thing about my name, the part Tom, Peeping Tom. Oh yeah, that's what a Peeping Tom is.

Tommy: Where does Peeping Tom come from?

Josh: That's a good one. I am the, um, sayings and where they came from guy.

Harry: Halloween. Is it related to Halloween?

Josh: What? Sorry, what?

Harry: Halloween.

Josh: Which one?

Harry: Oh, Halloween.

Josh: Which one?

Harry: Halloween.

George: Halloween.

Tommy: Is it related?

Harry: Yeah, I think so. Because you have like, I watch a lot of the Hollywood haunting videos where they, people do up their front yard and like they animate the whole thing. And then they have like Peeping Toms that pop up behind the tombstones.

Tommy: What are you finding?

Josh: There's a band called Peeping Tom.

Harry: That's not—

Josh: And they're actually quite popular. Peeping Tom, mid-18th century, from the name of the person said to have watched Lady Godiva ride naked through Coventry. So it was a, it was a legit person. So yeah, horrible guy.

Tommy: Yeah, but, uh, yeah, what else is there for smart stuff?

Josh: Oh, it's the, um, the cleaning stuff, air con, being able to— you just want to be able to walk into the house comfortable.

Tommy: Yeah, like being able to just rip it because you can't— like being in a rental, it's not like you're gonna want to invest in all this shit. Also like, um, fibre optics throughout the house.

Josh: Power's the smart shit.

Tommy: Yeah, lighting is an obvious one.

Mason: Audio dialled in, like you want speed, like sort of maybe like good speakers that are all white, maybe like roof speakers.

Harry: Well, back to these, um, What's Inside boys, they had speakers that were behind the plaster. To do like, like there was no grill on the speaker, it was behind the plaster. Plaster.

Tommy: And so what's that? Can you hear it? Like, is it muffled?

Harry: No, it sounds good.

Tommy: Who are these guys?

Harry: What's Inside Boys. They cut shit open, like on YouTube.

Josh: Oh, is that the dad and the son? Yeah, they're cute. They are so cute. They cut open mattresses, bowling balls, surfboard. Oh yeah, that's right. What else did they cut open?

Harry: Oh, they, uh, YouTube plaque. Yeah, bees nest, wasp nest.

Josh: That's just ungrateful. You're getting given a YouTube, you know, plaque and you're cutting it in half.

Harry: It's not. What's inside it? They did a big collab with Casey Neistat.

Josh: If YouTube didn't see the opportunity to hide some shit inside the plaque, like create a specific plaque thinking—

Tommy: Anthrax. Where did Anthrax go? Do you remember when we were all scared of Anthrax?

Josh: Yeah, it went to the White House, I'm pretty sure.

Tommy: Really?

Josh: No, as in it got sent there. I mean, where did it— that was old school.

Tommy: That's a big deal, the whole mail thing.

Harry: What's Anthrax?

Tommy: Anthrax.

Josh: You're pretty young, aren't you?

Mason: Yeah.

Josh: It's, um, anthrax is a serious infectious disease caused by gram-positive rod-shaped bacteria known as Bacillus anthracica.

George: Like a specialist—

Josh: I'm just making words up at this point. Anthrax can be found naturally in soil and commonly affects domestic and wild animals around the world. Hmm, interesting.

Tommy: And so they were using it as a bit of a, um, a weapon.

Josh: A weapon because you could send it in a piece of paper. Like, you know, sorry, you know, in the mail.

Tommy: But I was thinking about that with COVID like, yeah, pretty easy to, like, if you could get COVID, like, I wonder if any, any, like, a terrorist, so like, oh, let's try and get our hands on COVID and go and wipe it everywhere.

Josh: I mean, there is, I think they have COVID in, in a lockdown in Melbourne.

Tommy: Did you, I just saw the headline that Joe Rogan posted, monkeys. Stealing a jar of COVID Oh my God, from an infectious disease lab. It's a fucking—

Josh: they did a run, grab and run.

Tommy: Can you look that up?

Josh: Grab and run. Monkeys, motherfuckers.

Tommy: Yeah. Did I tell you the storey of the monkey that grabbed my mum's dress in Bali?

Josh: What did she do after that?

Tommy: That was just like a lot of screaming involved in that to get the, um, bunch of bananas and try and pull the monkey away. It was hissing at everyone.

Harry: I think everybody that's been to Bali's got a monkey story.

Josh: My brother's wedding was in Bali. It's actually where I met Amy a couple of days later after this. But we were staying in this place and we just had to hide the fruit. They would come and— because that, you know, fresh fruit left out for the guests. Nah, monkeys, they got it. And they're like, don't leave your camera or your iPhone around, they will fucking take it. How annoying.

Mason: It's crazy, isn't it?

Josh: It's so annoying. I mean, we are so lucky in this country that, like, what's the wild animal situation in Victoria?

Mason: Possums.

Josh: Not much.

Mason: Possums are annoying though.

Josh: We don't have shit.

Mason: Absolute pests.

Josh: But then again, that's our perspective, because then Americans are like, mate, you got these deadly spiders that will kill you.

Harry: Kangaroos, they shit on your concrete. We've got concrete at the front of our joint. And then we get kangaroos shitting on it, and then you gotta like, then you go outside to take a phone call or something and you gotta walk and dodge the kangaroo shit.

Josh: But I mean, there's not much to go, like if you go camping in Victoria, yeah, unless you're middle of the summer in grassy area, you're pretty safe. Like, it's—

Tommy: Did I talk about on the show the viral video I watched of the bear entering into the car?

Mason: Yeah.

Josh: Oh yeah, you did. Yeah, I remember you mentioning it. What, what I don't know if it was on the show, though.

Tommy: There was a bear going into a Mercedes and then this guy just starts going, ah, ah. And the bear's like, what the fuck?

Josh: And just backs up.

Tommy: Like, it's very—

Mason: The video is great. Like the— Yeah, the bear just absolutely has a panic and he's just like looking around, just like, what's going on?

Tommy: It's the cutest thing you've ever seen.

Mason: He's very confused.

Josh: Yeah. And the bear didn't get angry.

Tommy: The bear's like, what the fuck?

Josh: You know when you get— I don't know if maybe it's just me, you get scared from something, but then it turns— You instantly turn into anger.

Tommy: It's like me when I do that. Oh, fuck off! That's what happens when I do the megaphone.

Josh: I was surprised my face, like, I didn't go at that point. It's more when you're like, I don't know, I'm this office, anything can happen. It's more if you're like in a situation where your guard's down. My guard's up here in some respects. It was, I mean, it was down when you pulled out the megaphone. I got it up quickly.

Tommy: We're also taking sponsorships, $255 if you want to be a Make a fine sponsor.

Josh: That is right, that is right. Actually, can I just have it for a moment, seeing as it is a bit loose at the moment? Um, wouldn't mind. Just hang on, let's give someone a shout out.

Mason: How do you start?

Tommy: Is this a free shout out?

Mason: Here we go.

Tommy: It's interesting.

Mason: All right, here we go.

Josh: Uh, hello, hello. I just wanted to give, um, Tava from RBK Advisory a little shout out. You're a good man.

Tommy: Oh, that's nice. Our, our accounting firm. Yeah, what did Tava do? I love Taver.

Josh: Taver ran me a few tax returns at a lower rate, so I had to go. No, no, this is so setting up a business and this is like a lot of time you end up just starting an ABN and then you start trading, sole trader, very simple. But then, you know, you start sort of layering it. Someone advises you, mate, you should do a trust, then you should do a partnership of trust and, you know, blah, blah, blah.

Tommy: Anyway, partnership should have a Another trust.

Josh: Those guys are so switched on. They're doing— so they're looking after Bree and Amy as well as our business. And we've had Jason, who, you know, founded RBK with a few other gronks. He, um, Amy didn't lodge a tax return.

Tommy: 2004. 2004.

Josh: They're like, Tavo found it. He's like, he's onto it. He's like, mate, no tax return.

Tommy: She was 18.

Josh: 17. Yeah, just in high school, in year 12. And so she's run tax returns for many, many, like every year other than that year, and she didn't know. And so they found that anyway, they had to do that. But then what was she doing? Nothing. If you just have an A, if you had worked, you have to lodge it.

Tommy: So if you can't just— The point is, no, but if you're 18 and don't have a—

Josh: Yeah, no, she had a job at 16. So you, when you start, yep, you You then still have to— it's either a nil lodgement, nothing happened, which is what it will probably be, but things still need to get done. This is admin.

Harry: So was she making candles?

Josh: No, if you start working at 15, yeah, each year after that, you can't just never, uh, you know, 2015 worked, 2016 I won't mention anything, 2017.

Tommy: It's like, yeah, she's active. I know what you said.

Josh: Yeah, it's just active. And then it's just like, hey, nothing happened this year, move on. And so it was just one year, which makes sense, but he picked up on it. And so there's so many things like that. And so I have a trust and it had been sent losses and multiple, 3 years, and there was hundreds of dollars that it would have cost me per thing. And Jase worked it all out. I was fucking hurting my head. And he said, I think he was just making a bit of a joke. He's like, I can give Tavor a shout out on the podcast. Okay, I take things seriously, mate.

Tommy: Yeah, that's good.

Josh: Take business seriously. Anyway, but, uh, $255, that's what this megaphone's at. It's a, uh, naming rights sponsor. I really want to— I'm regretting not buying when we were doing that video for you, George, the other week where you're gonna make cash and where it's— oh yeah, video 2 will come.

Tommy: Um, there was an engraver which I thought I'd be the one engraving on that.

Josh: No, but it would look shit, but it'll look great because by the time we've had a bunch of people sponsor the megaphone.

Tommy: It's engraved. Not a person that's an engraver, you want to buy—

Josh: Oh no, no, no, they sell them at Audi. Buy an engraver. So we get Ben Fordham. Aldi. Yeah, Ben Fordham. Who else has been? Rain Man Rory.

Tommy: Kate Meade.

Josh: Kate Meade. Like, so we start just filling it out so it just looks like this. And when, and when we Retire it. Retire it. It just hangs in the studio with everybody's name.

Tommy: I would like to get another megaphone.

Josh: Why?

Harry: One's enough?

Tommy: No, I just think that the quality, like, the quality is fine, but Officeworks have just had their procurement team or whatever it is, or the buying team, sorry, have just gone and sort of asked some supplier like, oh, can you do a megaphone? Like, it's, it's got no brand to it.

Josh: I mean, isn't that good though?

Tommy: Like, for us I would just like to know that I've got a real high quality one.

Josh: I mean, well, how much? You're nothing like George then, because he doesn't give a shit if he's got Apple AirPods or Kylie Jenner's.

Tommy: He was doing that for gear.

George: Yeah, it was a bit.

Josh: Then what was this?

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, well, that was, but now it's become more serious.

Josh: What it—

Harry: what—

Josh: how do you make it— what's a more serious version of this?

Tommy: It's just like, um, Seb, can you look at—

George: do you want the, um, the white and blue ones or whatever, like the two colour ones?

Josh: Yeah.

Mason: What do they use for Athletics Day?

Tommy: They use them. Yeah, I think, um, I mean, the other option is—

Mason: that's fair, we do like these— the reviews on Officeworks are shit. Okay, what are they?

Josh: What are people saying? What, can you read them out on the megaphone? That's quite funny.

Tommy: Yeah, there's a—

Mason: so there's only one, uh, from Dane: the sound quality is poor and hardly audible, uh, the handheld speaker that enables you to talk does not work well.

Tommy: Fair.

Josh: Dane, what's up? What's— what do you got on this weekend? How's your long weekend?

Tommy: Dane's got some problems, he's struggling.

Josh: But that's what I mean, what do you— what does a guy like Josh Janson need from his megaphone?

Tommy: Do you know what would be cool? Like, no, I just think it's something that we want to keep. Like, that doesn't feel like something that I'm going to keep for years to come.

Josh: This one?

Mason: You need a quality—

Harry: no, it's just a fad. You'll get over it. You'll wake up one morning, go, what the hell was I thinking buying a megaphone? Bree was right. Same as the PlayStation. You don't need a PlayStation. A DJ deck. You don't need a DJ dick deck. Look how long you've survived without a DJ deck.

Tommy: I'm so glad I didn't get a DJ deck.

Josh: Let's talk how close, because you, you DJ'd, you got a bit of pushback on a Friday night drinks. Next minute you've got the nickname DJ Precious because you had a breakdown, but you were going to come back strong, which you did the next week. With no DJ decks, you just came back strong. How close were you to buying them?

Tommy: Really close.

Josh: Like, card out?

Tommy: Yes. Store DJ was out of stock.

Mason: Oh, that's—

Tommy: if you know the stock levels. Yeah, it was— I told myself, I'm like, if store DJ has this in North Fitzroy, I'm getting it.

Josh: How much was it?

Tommy: It was like $499. Okay, I got AirPods instead, you know. I think that's all right. I think AirPods were a better purchase.

Mason: I will just say I, I have found a high qual megaphone.

Tommy: What's the difference?

Mason: Well, I don't know, the price.

Tommy: Great.

Mason: $280.

Harry: How many watts?

Mason: Doesn't say.

Harry: How many is that?

George: Does it say?

Josh: Doesn't say. A good one probably would.

George: Oh, here we go.

Josh: Now, 6 times D batteries, 1.5 volt.

Tommy: Now, I don't know, Seb, can you look on the website to find out?

Josh: Because I'm just trying to work out what— like, this is $60 in total with batteries. And then you got $280. That's probably rechargeable.

Tommy: Well, I think that was $39 plus $12.

Mason: It is $39.

Tommy: Yeah, so the thing, $50, the $70 was because I bought, um, 2 clipboards.

Josh: $50. So you're walking out with $50 and you got a megaphone to blast.

Tommy: And Seb's, yeah, what's, what's the wattage?

Mason: Uh, there's— they haven't, they haven't listed it on the website.

Tommy: You know it's shit when they don't mention it.

Mason: You can talk, play music, or sound. Music.

Tommy: How are you playing music?

Mason: With that, with that, um, we—

Tommy: oh wait, no, you can't do it that way. You record.

Harry: Maybe just buy a PA system.

Tommy: No, but there's no—

Josh: there's no portable, Harry.

Tommy: Yeah, it's not funny. Um, don't you think PA system's not funny? Megaphones, funny. Yeah. Um, but we could, uh, we could get the Daily Talk Show limited run megaphones. So how do you feel if I was to go on Alibaba, find a supplier, and that we can get them like printed up? Or maybe even, um, who would buy them?

Harry: Who, who's your demographic? Who, who are you aiming?

Josh: I think usually drunk people.

Tommy: VIP Gronks. Queen Gronk would get one, definitely.

Josh: I love the idea, like mini ones. So, so I, I remember I mentioned to you guys the one I bought when I was drunk in Rome, and it was about this big. I lost it that night. But they— someone has bought bulk of those and they sell them for €4 or something.

Tommy: And so that's the thing, I guess, like the mugs are coming. I'm just going to work out from— yeah, I'm just— Brian, we need to speak with Brian.

Harry: Remember the patches? They were the best merch drop you did.

Tommy: You liked the patches?

Harry: I've got the patch. It's on my camera bag.

Tommy: I felt like people weren't using the patches. That's my problem. I don't think—

Josh: Harry's an old soul who managed to work out how to use them.

Tommy: You have an iron?

Harry: I ironed it onto my camera bag. So when I— yeah, it's in the flip, so when I open it and undo the clip, it's right there. I didn't want to put it on the outside because I didn't want to make it look—

Tommy: some of our cheapest merch we've ever done.

Josh: Yeah, yeah.

Mason: Well, I mean, this is— I've just taken a quick look. I've found a megaphone, 500 to 1,000 metres sound.

Josh: Oh Jesus.

Harry: Oh wow.

Tommy: Yeah, that's good. To 1,000 meters, it's a 50-watt Kilometre.

Harry: Good morning, Collingwood.

Josh: Jesus. From your balcony.

Tommy: Well, I even— The thing is that I have—

Harry: And Werribee.

Tommy: That's very funny. All right. No, but when I was doing the personal training and I was using the megaphone, I was sensitive about how loud it was for the suburb.

Mason: Well, you just turn it down, right?

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: I don't think it matters. Well, it's a film set.

Tommy: And so, do we—

Josh: It's like doing a building site. You can start from 9.

Tommy: I like the idea of, you know, much earlier, Supreme, you know, it's sort of like that. Yeah, they do. I saw that someone had Supreme Oreo cookies, biscuits.

Mason: What, really?

Tommy: They were red. And so I feel like if Supreme's doing all of these like short runs, I feel like we could be a bit of a Supreme business where it's like, what do I have? Like, I need to find some good quality factories all around the world. Yes, including Australia, but let's like China as well.

Josh: It's top end. Like, that's an Oreo. That's not there.

Tommy: Well, so we can't do that because of licensing. Interestingly, let's do a licence deal.

Josh: Let's do a collaboration with a brand.

Tommy: Well, on the licensing, uh, McFlurry's. Yeah, what different McFlurry's can you get?

Josh: Um, only now you can get Oreo.

Tommy: Wrong.

Josh: Gone.

Tommy: So, really?

Josh: So, 3 weeks, that's big.

Tommy: So, Bri, uh, Bri was and I like 6 weeks ago, like a month ago. 6 weeks? 6 weeks. I'm just trying to like give myself time.

Mason: Okay.

Tommy: So, a while ago, went to Macca's and got a McFlurry, and it was a different type of biscuit, right? Then, you know how I told about the storey of going and getting a Whopper as my final meal?

Josh: Before the fad diets kicked off.

Tommy: Yeah, before the fad diets. There was a sign and there was an Oreo Storm. So, Hungry Jack's, which is Burger King in the US, Hungry Jack's in Australia.

Josh: Yes.

Tommy: I think they must have the licence for Oreos. Is that correct sentence?

Josh: So, they've taken— I'm on the— I'm on mcdonalds.com.au. McFlurry with Oreo cookies. Delicious pieces of crunchy Oreo with the rights reserved symbol. Cookie pieces on top of our creamy soft serve. I wish they've just released— I just went on to— because I was about to order one as you're talking about this for you.

Harry: I've never had one.

Josh: Get it by the time you finish speaking, it's just already at the door. No, you still get them, Josh. Well, I just can't— and add new banana caramel pie McFlurry.

Harry: Is it like yours?

George: I've actually tried that.

Josh: Any good?

George: Oh, have I? I've tried apple pie McFlurry.

Tommy: Thank you. Yeah.

George: Everything for gear. It was just really chunky bits of pie in the McFlurry. Pretty yum. I love McFlurries.

Tommy: But the Hungry Jack's—

Harry: Like 4 and 20 pie? Imagine that.

Mason: They've both got it. Both Maccas and Hungry Jack's have.

Josh: So, what was your point? Did you think—

Tommy: So, Bree had said to me, how it all came about was Bree had said the biscuit tasted different with the Oreo McFlurry. Then when we went to the Hungry Jack's and we saw the Hungry Jack's Oreo thing, And she's like, now I know what's happened. And she created a story. So, I'm sorry. And I joined in.

Josh: And told me I was wrong. But yeah, there's— They are annoying because they don't have all the flavours they once had.

Tommy: But Hungry Jack's is also doing— They do like Reese's and stuff.

Josh: What?

Tommy: Like they do—

Josh: Is this another story?

Tommy: Yeah, keep chatting.

Josh: It sounds like you've made that up in a delirious state.

Tommy: Did you see that— A, the M&M's chocolate spread. No.

Josh: What about it?

Tommy: Where about it?

Josh: What's happened?

Tommy: So, look up, I want to, first of all, Hungry Jack's, I want to see if they do a Reese's product.

Josh: I don't think so. Hang on. Hang on. Flake, Oreo Storm. No, it's called a Storm and it's Storm with. So, the Storm is with Flake, it's with Oreo or M&M Minis.

George: No.

Tommy: So, I saw one that was like a piece of cake.

Josh: Oh, yeah. Sorry. Hershey's chocolate cream pie.

Tommy: Oh, Hershey's. Sorry. No, Hershey's.

Josh: You were really hunting on Sunday.

Harry: Yeah.

Josh: Last Sunday.

Harry: Yeah.

Tommy: Isn't that weird? Like a cream pie.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Isn't that so American? Anyway, so there's that. Then there's also look up M&M spread.

Mason: Crispy chocolate spread.

Josh: Where's that from?

Mason: Well, I'm not— it's on Amazon at the moment. Chocolate hazelnut flavoured spread with coloured crispy balls. Ideal for breakfast or quick snack.

Tommy: Ideal for breakfast. Who is saying that? That sounds like Naysan's written the copy for ideal for breakfast.

Josh: Do you reckon the person that's written that copy even believes it?

Tommy: It's M&M— no, it is literally M&M's mixed in with Nutella.

Mason: Yeah, literally.

Tommy: Like, this is—

Josh: dude, this is fucking outrageous.

Tommy: It's indulgent to eat at the movies. It's not for fucking breakfast. If you feel guilty about having it at the movies, it's not on for breakfast.

Mason: My missus loves it on her toast in the morning.

Josh: Is this the guy that reviewed Megaphone as well? Is that the same guy that reviewed the Megaphone?

Mason: Same.

Tommy: Yeah, he's talking about Grace. The missus loves it. I can't wait for you to say that. Oh yeah, the missus loves salmon eggs.

Josh: All right, Gronks, have a lovely rest of your long weekend if you are, if you do have the day off.

Harry: Happy birthday, Lizzie.

Tommy: Yeah. Oh, you mean Queen Elizabeth?

Harry: Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie for short.

Josh: I was reflecting on the fact that there's no one alive anymore from the 18th, 1800s, sorry, the 18th century. The 1800s.

Tommy: Wow. Is that the 18th century? It's the 19th century. It's very confusing, isn't it?

Josh: So, when did the 19th century start?

Mason: 19th century is 1801. 1800s.

Tommy: Okay.

Josh: So, there's no one from the 19th century.

Mason: So, the 21st century is the 2000s.

Josh: Yeah. Yeah. But taking away from my point, my point was just that we don't have anyone with us that was born within, you know, 1800 to 1899. I was just thinking about it. Because the Queen—

Tommy: Do we not have anyone older than 120?

George: I don't think so. I think the oldest— I heard something the other day. There's like the lady. Oldest woman had her 117th birthday or something.

Harry: Japanese?

Mason: Pretty sure.

George: Yeah, maybe. Yeah, she looks good.

Josh: But when we were born— not you, Harry.

Tommy: Jeez, if she was at the family reunion— nah, but don't dress like that at the family reunion.

Harry: Georgie boy. Yeah, she's flirting with me.

Josh: My grandpa was born in 1904 or '06.

Mason: I think I'm seeing 116 to 117.

Josh: That's the oldest person at the moment. That's old.

Mason: Yeah, it's—

Josh: But yeah, but as we go further, like, more people are going to die. Yes. No, but I just thought it was, you know, good, good little fact. People from the history, you know, from those different centuries.

Tommy: We should try and get older people on the show as guests. What about Centurion?

Mason: Centenarian.

Tommy: Centenarian, thank you.

Josh: What is that?

Tommy: Centurion.

George: They won't know what's going on.

Tommy: I think it'd be great.

Mason: Good luck with vMix.

Tommy: No, no, we could get it set up. Maybe we could do it.

Josh: I've been doing someone who who's 100.

Tommy: Why don't we do a deal with an old person's home?

Josh: How old was your granddad?

George: Well, she's dead now, but she was 100. Oh, but yeah, no. So, I was Zooming with my nan last night and she's been getting into Zoom lately. She's got the iPad. And for about most of the conversation, you just see the top of her forehead. That much.

Josh: That's so cute. But Hannah, your girlfriend's grandma is 100.

George: She's 100.

Tommy: Can we get her on?

George: Get her on the show? I don't know, she probably won't. She, uh, she wouldn't.

Tommy: What's her personality like?

Josh: Can we prank call her? You try.

George: She's not great, she can't really hear properly. I think it wouldn't be as good as you think. I mean, we can try.

Mason: That's—

Tommy: yeah, I think that'd be fun.

Harry: Back home, my grandmother cares for an old lady. She's over 100 and she's still got her wits.

Josh: Like, so we can get her on?

Harry: Uh, well, yeah, you could. Um, but she still drives. What's her name?

Josh: No, she does not.

Mason: I don't believe that.

Harry: I kid you not. I kid you not.

Josh: I actually think that's illegal.

Harry: Mrs. Holden.

Tommy: She was around.

Josh: This guy is full of shit.

Harry: I think it's Mrs. Holden. I'm going to cheque this and I am not wrong. I am not wrong.

George: Mrs. Holden.

Tommy: And she connected with the brand Holden.

Harry: I see where you're going.

Josh: I don't think you have your licence at 100.

Harry: No, I'm pretty sure she does.

Tommy: Remember I debated this in school.

Josh: Yeah, I know.

Tommy: And I think you can. I think it doesn't matter.

Josh: But he says—

Tommy: It can be dangerous as fuck.

Harry: Okay.

Josh: Sure, you have your driver's licence, but can you drive? Are you driving? He stated that this lady is still driving around. My point is, no, she's not.

Tommy: All I wanted to say is it would be nice to get some older people on.

Mason: Yeah, definitely.

Tommy: Like some 80 plus.

Mason: Just a bit of wisdom.

Tommy: I think is the rule.

Mason: Bit of wisdom.

George: Yeah.

Mason: Nice. I think that's a great idea.

Tommy: Yeah.

George: Okay.

Mason: I will just quickly say public holiday, but if you want to call Venture IP, yeah, they're still open.

Josh: Oh mate, they don't sleep.

Mason: Never sleep.

Tommy: 24-hour, 7-day, yeah, a week support.

Mason: Oh yeah, Australian-owned, operated. You can use the checkout code TDDS on shared hosting, right?

Harry: Yeah.

Tommy: And so that's if you've got a website, you want to get a website done.

Josh: If you don't need—

Mason: or just want to chat, I'm sure they would. Yeah, they've got lovely— yeah, definitely.

Harry: Big Brother starts tonight too. Really? Yeah. On Channel 7?

Tommy: I'll probably watch F1 just, just to, um, just so I can be like, oh, this is shit.

Harry: I'm curious. Yeah, I'm curious.

Josh: I want a full review from Josh Janson tomorrow.

Tommy: Okay.

Harry: I was actually on the Big Brother forums and Venture IP hosts the forums.

George: Really?

Harry: There you go. Behind Big Brother.

Mason: Oh, well, there you go. VentureIP.com.au.

Josh: There we go. Seamless.

Tommy: It's Daily Talk Show. See you tomorrow, guys. Have a good one.

Josh: See you guys.