Leather Jackets, Sauna Etiquette & Kick Ons

Josh: It's the Daily Talk Show, episode 662.

Tommy: Happy Friday night drinks, gronks. Welcome to the live stream, the live Zoom. We've got about 30 of us here today. This is really kicking off.

Josh: I'm at 27. What are you drinking?

Unknown: Exactly what I had last week, the rest of the bottles there. So it's—

Tommy: oh my God, we're getting a head shake. We're getting a head shake from Grace. Have you got a problem with this, Grace?

Unknown: Surely he's finished it by now. It's been a week.

Tommy: And my concern is, is it the same bottle, Sevs? Because it tastes like shit if it is.

Unknown: Yeah, no, same bottle. I mean, I don't think Mum and Dad like it, but it's okay.

Tommy: So you're drinking a week-old wine. So really treat yourself today, baby. We're not going to go through today and ask everybody what they're drinking. That's what we did last week. But I am drinking Wild Yak. Josh, you're drinking— did you buy a fresh bottle for this?

Josh: Yeah, I've got Adelaide Hills Pinot Noir. Oops, I've spilled some Pinot Noir.

Unknown: Is that a gaming keyboard or?

Josh: No, it's fine. Paracord, is it? Or some shit. It's a bit slippery now.

Tommy: Can we all just get a nice sort of cheers to the camera just as we start? Here we go. 3, 2, 1. Cheers.

Josh: Cheers.

Tommy: Beautiful.

Josh: So, TJ, the drinking game.

Unknown: Yeah.

Josh: We've had George do some work on it. Yeah. George, what's the deal? How does the drinking game work?

Tommy: Sorry, Rambo, you're an absolute animal.

Unknown: How has he unmuted himself?

Josh: Ramble has put up a shot that I photoshopped.

Unknown: How's that?

Josh: It's beautiful. It looks great. It's of me, George, and 97, and it's a bit of a parody of the Tiger King.

Tommy: Tiger King. Hey, just some news on Tiger King. He has coronavirus in prison.

Mason: Really?

Josh: Bullshit.

Unknown: Yep.

Tommy: He's contracted coronavirus.

Josh: That's annoying.

Unknown: Yeah.

Tommy: Annoying for him. Yeah, definitely.

Josh: And so George, can you tell us? Coronavirus!

George: Yeah, sure. Should I go through all of them, Mase, or?

Unknown: Yeah, yeah, go through.

George: Let's just go through them.

Mason: Wait, what? I thought this was a secret.

Josh: Well, yeah, no, so yeah, go on.

Tommy: Hang on.

Unknown: So I reckon, well, yeah, I mean, I don't really know how to do this. I haven't, I've never done a drinking game before.

George: I think we just, I think we just, I think we'll just all be involved.

Tommy: Okay, so hang on. So George, you've been working on a drinking game, ideas for a drinking game, is that right? No, just, just for tonight. Yeah, amazing.

George: All right.

Tommy: Yeah, because they've happened naturally the last couple of weeks. We had, well, the first one was when we said the word corona, Mr. 97 had to drink, which was great. And then Gemma Watts had somehow started one without us all knowing. I didn't know. What were you doing? Didn't you start one last year?

Unknown: No, Leah.

Tommy: Leah did it. What would you do?

Unknown: I just said every time they say dialled in, let's take a drink.

Tommy: Okay.

George: Yeah, yeah. Classic. Yeah.

Tommy: Yeah, so you're drinking a lot then because we're always dialled in. Anyway, George, over to you, buddy.

George: That was one of the ones for tonight too.

Josh: So, okay, so explain it, George.

George: Okay, so take 1 drink every time you guys say dialled in, nightmare, or outrageous. Yeah, 2 drinks for any time Mr. 97 goes red.

Tommy: Wait, you got to confirm that once if you're drinking red wine as well. Yeah, if he's drinking red and I go red.

Josh: Yeah.

George: If you're drinking red wine, I drink red.

Unknown: Yeah.

Unknown: Or you can just drink if you want.

George: And then, 2 drinks also for each person who's in the show not from Australia.

Josh: Okay, so we need to cheque that now. Hands up if you're not in Australia right now.

Unknown: Glen Bearded Fan.

Josh: 1, 2, 3.

Tommy: And that's it.

Josh: 3. I think it's 3.

Unknown: 3.

Unknown: Maybe 3.

Tommy: That's right.

Unknown: So I know Stuart as well. Stuart as well. There's 4.

Josh: There's 4. Great.

Tommy: 4.

Josh: Yeah.

Unknown: Okay.

Josh: Perfect.

Unknown: So I mean 8, George. 8 drinks.

George: Okay.

Josh: Is that really how it works? How big do they have to be?

George: A sip.

Josh: So it's, yeah, 1.

Tommy: It's a first beer. It's one whole beer, George.

George: It's a lot, isn't it?

Tommy: I tell you what, Ian Trainor's giving a bloody good hit though. Look at him, he's just going back for it. He's in isolation still, he's still locked down for another— how much longer are you in isolation for, Ian?

K: No, I got out yesterday.

Tommy: Oh, you got out? Sounds like you just left jail. Out of isolation, straight in isolation, if you know what I mean.

Josh: Yeah, yeah.

Tommy: All right, all right, George, so you've got Any others or that's it?

George: 2 drinks if Josh says kick-ons.

Josh: Crank it. I don't know if I will, to be honest.

Unknown: Well, not now.

George: I reckon you will.

Josh: Yeah.

George: Later you will. And then you have to finish your drink if Bodhi comes on camera.

Tommy: Oh, we all have to skull.

Unknown: Yeah.

Tommy: And I said to him, I had a sit down with him. I said, Bodhi, now if you get up and you need something, you come down and you just Whisper to Daddy, can you do this? Like, he actually was like, yeah, yeah, he hasn't had sleep today. So he's, um, it's either him being a little angel or he'll flip and turn into the Grinch.

George: Yeah.

Tommy: But, uh, yeah, so it could be all scully and drink.

George: I think that'd be awesome if he walks in the background.

Tommy: Yeah.

George: Yeah.

Tommy: Um, in terms of kick-ons, I know you don't have to drink because I didn't say it. Josh, it's only if Josh says kick-ons. So don't say kick-ons, Josh. Race is just going for it. Uh, for kick-ons, which is if you're listening through a podcast app after the show, after the Zoom call. We're just going to extend the drinking and it's not going to be recorded, so it could turn into debauchery. I'm going to change my setup and I've got the fire pit ready. I've got my laptop and I've got my O.Bite and my NT-USB microphone and I'll be out the back having a fire. Yeah, so I'll be dialled in.

Josh: Oh, great.

Unknown: Okay.

Josh: Well, yeah, I might go on the new couch. We've got the couch, which is exciting.

Unknown: Oh, great.

Josh: Just wanted to shout out to Shannon, my first TikTok duet. Shannon, what'd you think?

Unknown: How do you feel?

Josh: I feel great. I feel very sort of nimble. It sort of got me sort of moving.

Unknown: It's fun, isn't it? It's good. It's good to just have some fun and some light times at the moment.

Josh: Was it a meme or something? Was I doing— like, was that specific to some sort of culture?

Unknown: I don't know what you were doing.

Josh: So, it's the Macarena, but is there any sort of cultural significance in regards to Indian culture?

Unknown: I don't think so. I think it's just small snippets of choreography that have made their way sort of onto TikTok through different, like, music remixes, I guess you would say, and then they're made famous by the popular TikTokers and that's it.

Josh: And so is that wave, I feel like I've seen a lot of people do the wave. Is that a TikTok wave?

Unknown: No, not really. I think it's, so before some of like the first beats start to which you would start dancing, there's like a bit of intro music where I guess you can walk back from hitting go on the camera or, you know, so it's a bit of a, I don't know, time killer. Little cheeky wave.

Josh: Yeah. Okay. But there's no specific sort of—

Unknown: No, no, not that I'm aware of.

Josh: That's alright.

Tommy: I was driving past a park the other day and I saw these two young girls, probably 11, and I was thinking, what the fuck are they doing? They had a— and I got closer and they had their phone set up at the tree and they were doing TikToks.

Unknown: That was me today. I started off in my front yard because I had really good light earlier in the day in my front yard. And I have these elderly neighbours and they came up to the fence and they were like, are you okay? Are you okay? Like, what are you doing? And I was like, oh, great. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm not having a seizure.

Tommy: It's all good. Imagine trying to explain TikTok to a 90-year-old.

Unknown: Literally, that's like that. I said, oh, do you know about TikTok? And I was just like, why did I even ask? They had no idea what I was talking about.

Tommy: Yeah. I'd love it if he just said back to you, you know, the US government has banned all people in the thing, you know, banned anyone's phone in the US.

Unknown: Oh, yeah.

Tommy: Politicians can't have it on their phones.

Josh: Oh really? Yeah, that's a shame.

Unknown: That's actually got privacy concerns in China.

Tommy: But I know it is addictive too, Seth. What's— I mean, you're— have you been consuming lots of it, Josh, or have you just been creating?

Josh: No, I just want to— I want to be purely a creator on the platform. Just focus on the content. But yeah. I also want to know what the etiquette is in regards to duetting other people's stuff. Like, can I just go to random people's videos and duet them? Shannon's nodding. That's completely acceptable. Oh, sorry. She's just—

Unknown: Yeah, sorry, having a sip. Yeah. So as long as they have, like, you know, where I messaged you and said the 3 little dots on the right-hand side of your TikTok screen and you go in, as long as you can go in there Some people have it on private, so it's sort of like Instagram where you can have your profile private. If their profile is private, sometimes you can't duet them, but most people, I guess, would be on TikTok to have a public profile.

Tommy: It's actually genius. It is so genius. Yeah, like, it's just going through, it's so addictive. Have we seen the guy that did the TikTok? He's the Aussie dude who was talking about— he— it was the, you know, when ScoMo told Andrew— Andrew, not your time, Andrew. Have you seen that one? It's the best TikTok I've ever seen. He's so likable. I love that guy. And he can really act. Turns out he's like a— sorry, go on.

Josh: I was just going to say Scooter has actually brought it up on his video, which is a classic.

Tommy: Brought up your TikTok?

Josh: Yeah, he's brought up my TikTok.

Tommy: Oh my God.

Josh: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

George: This is great, which is quite natural, Josh. It's beautiful.

Josh: Well, I just thought it's something that I could actually do from a volume— sorry, sorry, Scooter. What are you saying, mate?

Unknown: Be very careful what tech you help me with.

Josh: I don't mind it. I like it being spread far and wide. I think that the good thing is that the barrier to entry is so low. I reckon I could be doing for an hour without it taking any impact on the rest of my work, which is good.

Tommy: Definitely not.

Unknown: Absolutely not.

Josh: Just turn it on and just give it a crack without giving it too much thought. I think it's fine.

Tommy: Oh, Bodhi's yelling. That could mean we're all going to have a beer, sculling our whole drink.

George: Hey, Grace has just come up with a great idea for the new drinking game.

Tommy: Okay, Grace, you've been unmuted. What's this idea?

Unknown: Well, because none of you guys are saying any of the words. So I said, pick a person, and when they drink, you drink.

Josh: Okay.

Tommy: Oh, that's interesting.

Josh: Don't pick Grace because you will be drunk.

Unknown: Yeah. I'll pick Gemma. We can get drunk together.

Tommy: And don't pick Shannon because she polished off 6 bottles— 6 beers last week during the livestream.

George: Also, Gemma's itching to get on.

Unknown: Gemma muted.

Josh: Hey, Gem, how did you cut your own— do you say bangs or fringe?

Mason: Fringe, because this is Australia.

Josh: Okay.

Mason: Sorry, I'm just super salty because I've never been muted before.

Tommy: Oh, yeah.

Josh: Oh, sorry, we can keep you live.

Mason: Whatever. It's like, I'm not mad and I definitely wasn't, you know, super upset about it in the chat. In fact, I didn't even notice.

Josh: Are you having an Aperol?

Mason: Absolutely, yeah, because no one fucking said No one sent me alcohol this week. Is that not rude?

Tommy: Well, I mean, it's also—

Josh: they've gone out of business.

Tommy: Yeah, consider the economy is absolutely in the hole.

Mason: But I did a very subtle Instagram post last week being like, oh my God, who's gonna send me alcohol for next Friday?

Josh: Haha, kidding.

George: Nothing.

Tommy: Mate, it seems Tully's got no issues. She's been getting sent alcohol left, right and center.

Mason: Oh, she needs to. You know, counteract all the squats.

Josh: Yeah, a lot of squatting, a lot of squatting going on.

Mason: I would literally kill myself if someone tagged me in a squat challenge.

Tommy: Oh yeah, yeah.

Josh: You've been doing your PT. How's that going?

Mason: Yeah, really, it just like gets me up and about, so that's good. And then I feel like I can drink more.

Josh: So what do you do? You're just skipping? Like, so I saw you were skipping.

Mason: Okay, so when I'm actually— I will, you know, I won't go through the whole thing. But when I'm actually at the gym, he makes you do circuits and then he makes you sprint in between every circuit. I've obviously— like, I've got a treadmill here, but he's not making me go inside and then back outside. So instead of sprinting, he's just making me skip in between every circuit, which, you know, it's torture. But I assume Victoria's Secret will give me a call after quarantine, and I guess we'll just go from there.

Tommy: I mean, is this— are you new to the gym environment, Gem?

Mason: You know this, doll. Until FoxFit, I had never set foot in a gym. It's like the only thing that I'm nervous about because I just didn't like the idea of people watching, and I only do things.

Tommy: Uh-oh, uh-oh, Bodhi's here. You're gonna skull your drink, Bodhi. You've just made everybody have to skull their whole drink.

M: Finished.

Tommy: Hard to skull wine.

Unknown: Is he doing a nudie run already?

Tommy: And he just ran off.

Mason: God, if I have to do that one more time.

Tommy: No, he's coming back, but you don't have to— you gotta finish it.

Josh: That's obviously done. Grace, you were saying that there's all these perverts at the gym.

Tommy: Yeah.

Unknown: What's the deal?

Unknown: It's disgusting. I don't know, but I just know whenever I'm at the gym there's this group of about 50-year-olds, like 4 or 5 50-year-olds that always park themselves either behind me or in front of me, or— and it's just so obvious and disgusting.

Mason: Do you think they have money?

Unknown: They do, they probably do, and that's fine, but ugh, they're gross.

Tommy: I mean, I once met a guy that Mason met in the sauna. Big T. Yeah, Big T. Big T. Mason for Mason, I mean, now we've got a problem, guys, because Bodhi's realised that I've got chips next to the computer and he's just running back and forth getting chips.

Mason: I haven't refilled.

Tommy: So no. George, is there some kind of caveat on how many times Bodhi can make us all drink?

George: 3 max.

Tommy: 3 max.

Josh: 3 max. Poor Sissy's so great. But he's still on.

Tommy: It's only when he goes back up the stairs and then if he comes back down. Hang on, I really— I'm going to help you guys and myself.

Josh: So we're not putting them to sleep, but you put a seatbelt in the couch. That's actually a good idea. Yeah, hang on, seatbelt in the couch. Um, Sevs, do you ever go to the gym and just go to the sauna?

Unknown: Yeah, when I don't have time, because the sauna closes at 9:15 and the gym 9:30. So if I get there like 8:30, I'll just go straight to the sauna and spend like 45 minutes in there.

Josh: And what is the etiquette around actually talking to people? Because are you just being nice? Because it seems like you've got a lot of mates there.

Unknown: I mean, you don't have to talk to them. They usually mention something and then I have to respond to them. Or if there's an actual interesting conversation, then you can jump into it. But most of the time it was either me just talking with Andrej and then someone jumping into the conversation. So you have to reply to them.

Josh: What are you wearing?

Unknown: Just like workout shorts.

Josh: Okay. Is anyone naked?

Unknown: No, because you have to walk through the pool area to get there and the spa's next door. So, yeah, no.

Josh: So, just bathers?

Unknown: Yeah, yeah. And there are plenty of kids, so.

Unknown: Just a content thought for you guys. When we're all out of this isolation, can we maybe get like a promo of Mason in the sauna just daydreaming about Grace?

Josh: He's going red.

Unknown: Yeah, I was about to say, you're going to have to get a drink. Just a thought, just throwing it out there, guys.

Josh: It would be fun to do. Like, I do like the idea of doing a photo shoot when we're actually allowed to be together, like a real, like, rock star style. Like, I would love to wear— I've just got this vision of the new podcast artwork for me to wear a leather jacket.

Tommy: Do you own a leather jacket, Josh?

Josh: I don't, no.

Mason: I own 4, so you can borrow one of mine.

Josh: Okay, great.

Mason: I'm a rock star. I have all of them, every cut.

Josh: Okay.

Mason: I'm real punk rock, you know me, just riding bikes. I got a tattoo now, so.

George: Oh yeah, it's in the sauna now.

Unknown: You're actually hardcore as fuck, Gemma, it's ridiculous.

Mason: I know, I know. My tattoo is actually just this. I mean, it's great. What will I do next? Wildcard Watts over here.

Unknown: Can we just appreciate Scooter Derek's background?

Mason: Yeah, Scooter, you look amazing.

Josh: I can't actually see Scooter, but I'm guessing he's in a sauna.

Mason: It's really beautiful.

Unknown: Bloody hot.

Josh: Oh, there we go.

Mason: Oh, the screen's fogging up, Scooter.

Tommy: I can't say it. There's way too many people here. Hey, just quickly, Josh.

Josh: Yes.

Tommy: You know, did— I think you were there when I got in trouble from Amy because I threw out all of the cards that she had written me.

Josh: Oh yeah, that's right.

Tommy: And the most annoying thing was I was like, oh man, I've done such a good job of like decluttering. I'm, you know, being a bit of a minimalist.

Josh: You didn't take a photo of them though, did you?

Tommy: I'm pretty sure that's what you said in the times. 'You should have taken a photo.' And I was just, 'Oh no, this could be another one.' I wanted to get the pit bulls. Oh my God, I'm just now seeing the Russian sauna that Derek is in with all those men. Oh wow, is that Fat Bastard? Maybe Fat Bastard. Yeah, maybe. Because when I was growing up, I would make a lot of fires in the backyard. Dad used to read the newspaper, so he'd buy paper, which means he'd put into like a big box where you'd be able to go and get paper to use for the fire. This is not a household where we buy paper, and I don't know who buys papers anymore unless you're at a cafe reading the ones they've bought.

Mason: We have a subscription. We still have a man that comes and throws it into the front garden.

Tommy: Oh, mate, that's old school. That's old school.

Mason: You know Bruce Watts, so.

Tommy: Yeah, but if you—

Josh: yeah.

Tommy: Has anyone here that is under the age— I mean, Derek's here, I don't want to offend you. Under the age of 35 and still buys the paper every single day? Shannon, no?

Mason: I probably would even if I didn't live here because we like to cheque if I'm in Confidential.

Tommy: Mate, that was my goal, never got in.

Unknown: I want to pick stamps, not personal.

George: God.

Tommy: Anyway, I've started using Bodhi's paintings because you get sent a lot of shit home from daycare. And so I've got a big pile of them and now I use them as fire paper to start my fires. Is that bad?

Josh: No, I think that if he's part of it, it's like, oh, this is beautiful. Yeah, like we're enjoying the painting and now we're using it. I think that's fine.

Tommy: I kissed one before and I said goodbye to it, but I was like, my mum still has Hands up if your mum here, or parent, has a tooth or hair still kept. Ramble's got it.

George: Probably.

Tommy: Nicole's got it. Nicole, I'm just unmuting you now. There we go. Nicole, what has your mum got still of yours? I think everything. Every toenail you've ever clipped.

Mason: She collects a lot.

Unknown: Ridiculous.

Tommy: So has she got a tooth? Because Mum's got— I've found like random teeth at my parents' joint.

Unknown: Yeah, she's got, I think, like my first, because all 4 came out at once. So I think she got my first 4.

Josh: Right, 4 came out at once. What happened? Were you in some form of car accident?

Unknown: No, it was just really, really random. All like top 2, bottom 2, just all gone.

Mason: Nicole, your hair is so shiny. I would be keeping things from you also.

Josh: What's your secret, Nicole? What are you doing with your hair?

Mason: It's not washed.

Unknown: I don't know.

Josh: Oh, really?

Mason: It looks so lustrous. As you were, as you were.

Josh: Is that natural waves in your hair or is that just a little—

Unknown: It's half natural, half like I fixed up the front bit.

Tommy: Yeah, that's my vibe. JJ, did I tell you about how I once saw a girl that I knew and I said to her— I saw her at Maccas. It's when you're 16, 17, you frequent those kind of places, or you know, I mean, it depends. Some people can still frequent them. But I saw this girl I know and I said to her, oh, have you been swimming? She said, no, what do you mean? I said, your hair's wet. And she said, no, it's not. She just had severely greasy hair. I just said that she'd been swimming. It was, um, that's not ideal. It was no fucking good. Who else has something? Who else's parents keep stuff? Oh, hang on, Cam.

Unknown: Coke and dreams.

Tommy: Cam.

Josh: Go for it, Cam.

K: My parents have mine and my sister's, all of our teeth, all of our baby teeth in different Tupperware containers that they just keep in their closet. Is that some sort of like, I don't know what they kept me for, but I discovered it when I was 16. Like, they didn't tell us about it. I don't know. I was in there looking for something and there was just a box of teeth.

Tommy: I tell you what though, if you wanted to fake your death, burn their house down and somehow make it out like you were there and they'll find a whole bunch of teeth in the wreckage.

Unknown: Yeah.

Tommy: Yeah, a lot of work, a lot of work, but I don't know.

Josh: How much of Tiger King have you watched?

Tommy: I'm up to episode 5, I think.

Josh: Hands up if you're watching Tiger King or if you finished it.

Tommy: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Josh: And so, Glenn, you're in Florida. Are you close to any of the action? Hang on, I'm unmuting you.

Unknown: Yeah, not. Not too far away, a couple of hours away from Tampa, which is where Carole's place is. But you know what the scary thing was about Tiger King is it didn't seem that like out there.

Tommy: What?

Unknown: As in? I see these people every day walking around on the street.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Wow.

Josh: I mean, is it a Florida thing? What's the deal?

Unknown: Yeah.

Unknown: Florida thing. Like you guys have heard the Florida Man meme, right?

Tommy: No.

Josh: Yeah. So, what's the meme?

Unknown: Like Florida Man arrested for doing this. Florida Man caught on camera doing it.

M: Oh, yeah. Now everyone.

Tommy: Oh my God.

Josh: I mean, it's his birthday, right?

Unknown: Yeah, yeah.

Unknown: Oh, yeah.

Tommy: God, that's funny. But I do have a Florida man. I saw a Florida man ate a police officer's face. I did see that article once because he was on— Oh, it was on—

Unknown: That was down in Miami. That was down in Miami. Bath salts. We were staying at a hotel just around the corner from there when that happened.

Tommy: You sold him the bath salts, didn't you?

Josh: Fucking crazy. Didn't you also say that—

Unknown: Homeless guy on bath salts.

Josh: There's a bunch of kangaroos as well.

Unknown: What?

Unknown: Yeah, there's zoos around here. Not zoos, like private collectors that have kangaroos and stuff. You can probably drive within half an hour and find a kangaroo.

Tommy: Man, I mean—

George: That was crazy at the start of the series where they were like, there's more tigers in captivity in the US than there are in the wild.

Unknown: Than there are in the wild. Yeah, it's nuts.

Tommy: Hey, Glyn, who would you be out of Tiger King? Because we've— I'm the fake rich guy from Vegas.

Josh: Is that Joel? I don't know.

Unknown: I don't know who I'd be. I was trying to think who my favourite character was, and I think it's the long-haired guy from the zoo who helps everybody out when they ask him about—

Tommy: Oh, yeah.

Unknown: When they ask about Doc's wife, he just— what's he say? He says, like, I don't fucking care, or fuck off, or something like that.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, I love it. I mean, but the reality is you kind of look like Tiger King's boyfriend, the guy with no teeth.

Josh: But you've got beautiful teeth too.

Unknown: I've got all my teeth.

Tommy: I know he does now too. I saw he did an interview with Kyle and Jackie O this morning and it was a train wreck. It was a train wreck of an interview.

Josh: Doc, I was watching some podcast where Doc was on and he was saying he's the, the guy who has all the wives and he was saying that they got that husband, the one with the tattoo and stuff. To take off his top, but also take— like, he'd already had his teeth done, he was saying.

Unknown: Oh, he took out his fake teeth or whatever?

Tommy: Yeah.

Unknown: Oh, wow. I was wondering, like, who decides that it's good for them to sit around and do an interview without a shirt on for the whole—

Josh: I mean, you might—

Tommy: When we first met, you had your top off and it was pretty cold.

Josh: It's true.

Tommy: Oh, yeah, it is kind of weird. I'm wondering how they had so much footage.

Josh: Like, how they filmed it all.

Tommy: No, but then they lost a whole bunch.

Unknown: Yeah, you've got to think that they were filming that— the guys that filmed this show were filming it for a long time, and like, the narrative just changed half a dozen times along the way.

Tommy: Oh, I'm sorry, guys. Outside of this, I reckon it's the, uh, it'll be the new Tiger King. I've seen a lot of people talking about it. Maybe we can pull Russ Giesing because he has some sort of tech understanding, the anti-5G communities, they're saying they're alongside the anti-vaxxers and they sound like effwits.

Josh: What is this?

K: There's been so much study done around the safety of 5G because we wouldn't be allowed to put it on top of poles if there was health risks. All the due diligence has been done and there's plenty of information up on telstra.com.au.

Tommy: Sorry, mate, he's muted. Oh my God.

Unknown: Microsoft.com as well.

Tommy: Does anyone who doesn't just— doesn't plug their business want to tell us what is the danger of 5G? I feel like Jordan Michaelides will have something to say and then we'll have to retract it in about a month when it comes out.

Unknown: Is Jordan hosting as well, by the way?

Unknown: That's very personal.

Tommy: No, but I feel like you have something to say about everything.

Unknown: Yeah, I have to. I host a podcast, right? You gotta have an opinion on fucking everything. It's just shit, right? Like, it's not gonna make you— it's not gonna give you brain cancer, just like a lot of what the claims are related to.

Tommy: So that's what they're saying. They're saying it's going to be bad.

Josh: Cancer. The question is, how fast is the internet?

Tommy: And when does the cancer come on? Yeah, it's, um, no, I mean, it is a bit weird. I mean, but these are, they're saying that anti-vaxxers are also jumping on the anti-5G bandwagon, which sounds about right because there's a bunch of anti-vaxxers talking about coronavirus now that are like, it's not as, it's not as bad as what you think.

Unknown: Yeah, there's a lot of quiet anti-vaxxers at the moment. Has anyone noticed that?

Tommy: Well, the ones that were just sort of publicly saying and sharing the information about not vaccinating their kids, not— I haven't seen like, I mean, I don't say, I can't say I follow my anti-vaxxers closely, but you're right.

Mason: That's where I'm at. I don't see any of it because I don't have any of them on any social media.

Josh: But hey, I'm not an anti-vaxxer, but I am anti-admin. I haven't had a vaccine in a long time. When are you meant to get them? Who tells you?

Tommy: You do.

Unknown: Every year, I think.

Tommy: Really?

Unknown: When you're a big boy, Josh, you normally work that out yourself.

Josh: But when are you meant to— without shade, do you want to answer the question?

Unknown: What was the question?

Josh: I just like, when are you meant to get them? So you're meant to get vaccines every year?

Tommy: It depends on the vaccine.

Unknown: No, I got my flu shot yesterday. That's probably the only thing.

Josh: Mate, you've been— and you haven't stopped fucking talking about it. So hang on. It's a status symbol. You think it's— you think you're the sickest unit here because you're covered.

Tommy: Shannon Tilney, how many vaccines did you get for your son? And I hope that you are not an anti-vaxxer, and that's what we're about to work out.

Unknown: I'm anti-anti-vaxxers, so I take great joy in calling out people. That's one of the only things that I'll ever call out people for, but I'm very passionate about vaccines. And I know people that don't vaccinate and it drives me absolutely mad. So the flu vaccine period should be, I think it's March to May. So that's the most prime time to get your flu vaccine, which yes, Josh, you should be getting every single year.

Tommy: When we, when we can actually get back into the office, we should just organise a doctor to come out and give them to everyone. You can pay. Great idea. As long as all you guys get it done, then I'm pretty good, right? Alright, heard him. He just said, "Reliable." That's actually a fair point. That is a fair point.

Josh: Let's just get it done.

Tommy: But if you die and we'll be fine. So if the flu gets you and it doesn't get us, I mean—

Josh: Actually, I wanted to ask Sarah Young about her April Fools'. Sarah, what did you do for April Fools'?

Unknown: So on April Fools' morning, I got my kids' school uniforms. It's school holidays here in Victoria. I put their school uniforms up on their bedroom doors as I do every school morning, and I woke them up in a panic saying, 'Quick, you have to get up and put your school uniforms on and sit at the table on your school laptops because they're going to do a live Zoom call to tell you what is happening for the rest of this next school term.' And one's a teenager and one's nearly a teenager. And they were not impressed.

Unknown: They didn't look at the funny side.

Tommy: Did they fall for it though?

Unknown: Oh yeah.

Tommy: Oh, suckers. That's all you need. That's a win.

Josh: The funny side was seeing them in their school uniform just sitting at the table. Even one of the kids had the school hat on. It was— I loved it.

K: It was very good.

Tommy: Oh my God. My old man used to get up at like probably 5:30 every morning. It's where I like to say I inherited like being a morning person, seeing him get up to go to work and be landscaping all day. But one day he woke up and he got completely dressed, got ready, had his muesli, did his yoga. It was about 2:30 AM.

Josh: He totally fucked it.

Tommy: And it was during— it was the middle of the night, but it was so good when he told me.

Josh: Is anyone struggling to sleep at the moment? Hands up if you're struggling to sleep.

Tommy: We've got a few. That's a lot of hands. Can— who wants to—

Josh: I'm interested in Scooter. Scooter, what the—

Unknown: what's happening?

Tommy: Mate, how's he unmuting himself?

Unknown: He's hosting the call.

Unknown: I didn't touch it.

Tommy: I didn't go—

Josh: I think it was unmuted. I think we're not all unmuted. Yeah.

Tommy: Jesus, don't tell them. Don't tell everyone that everyone's muted. Ramble, you've pushed me off the call. No, don't, don't.

Josh: What can I get Ramble to do? Allow record.

Tommy: Can you do a TikTok?

Josh: You've got like video.

Tommy: Oh, you've got rid of it.

Josh: What does spotlight video do, by the way?

Unknown: I think that— try it.

Josh: I don't know who to do it on. I'll do it on you.

Unknown: Cam, hang on.

Unknown: Here we go.

Josh: Cam, my video. There you go.

Unknown: Oh great, he's—

Josh: oh, look at that.

Unknown: That's great.

K: Awesome. So I'm on everyone's screen. On screen.

Josh: Yeah, right. Cam, have you been sleeping well? Not particularly.

K: I never sleep well, though. I work in breakfast radio, so I'm just used to not sleeping.

Tommy: It's the cortisol that kicks in at about 7 PM when you realise that you have to be up at, you know, 4 AM the next day.

K: Yeah, but I'm just— I've always been a night person, so I'm going to bed at like 11 or midnight no matter what time I need to wake up.

Tommy: You're an animal.

Josh: You're getting up then.

K: I wake up at 5 every morning.

Tommy: That's disgusting. Derek, why aren't you sleeping, mate?

Unknown: I just get a bit of anxiety in it and sort of selfish anxiety, I guess. So it's like by the time you spend the day dealing with the kids and the business and the lockdown and, you know, basically being crammed into a tiny house, then by the time I lie in bed, that's when I start processing my own fear of mortality. Really?

Josh: So you're worried about being dead?

Unknown: Yeah, I worry about dying of coronavirus because I've got like shitful lungs and stuff like that. So they just process that while I'm lying in bed, and then eventually I go to sleep.

Josh: Do you think much about legacy?

Unknown: Oh no, there's no time for that. I've missed that boat.

Josh: It's like superannuation. Life insurance sorted or what?

Unknown: Yeah, definitely got that locked in. First thing I did.

Josh: What does life insurance look like? Like how much is Fiona and the kids getting, you reckon, if we knock you off?

Unknown: Bare minimum. Like they're not going to be like set up like the—

Josh: quarter of a mil?

Unknown: Like a king. But though it pays off the house.

Unknown: Okay.

George: I'm at—

Tommy: that's all right.

Unknown: Better cheque because we refinanced.

Tommy: The new amount or the old amount? Does it come with the debt or without?

Unknown: Did you know that, you know, the banks will give you relief, I guess, with your mortgage? So it looks like the way they're doing that is, is to freeze your payments, but the payments you would have made go on to your total.

Josh: Oh, really? So it's upping your mortgage.

George: Yeah.

Unknown: So if you, if you owe $300 grand, and you would normally pay $1,000 a month or whatever, then at the end of 6 months, your mortgage would be $306,000.

Unknown: Okay.

Unknown: I think it's a big deal.

Tommy: So in Australia, they're allowing people to access their— well, they're saying that they may allow people to access up to $20,000 of your superannuation. Is any gronk here going to access their superannuation if they can? Put your hand up.

Unknown: Anyone?

Tommy: We've got a lot of barefoot investors here. I heard this thing. I mean, I don't think I was— I've only got like $40,000 or something, which I'm thinking I don't want to access it. But I heard this, that if you access, say, $20,000, by the time you retire, if you'd left that $20,000 in there, it equates to about $120,000. Over the life of the investment, all that cash being in your superannuation fund, which makes it the most stupid thing to pull out.

Josh: Well, the really stupid thing is that it was designed for sole traders, and sole traders— like, how many sole traders actually put cash into their superannuation? I don't reckon. Tiff's nodding.

Tommy: Tiff, do you have superannuation living over in Bali?

M: I have zero superannuation. I have a I've applied, well, I clicked the button on the myGov that says I'm basically jobless at the moment because with Corona, like I'm the first thing to go in terms of marketing. So I've literally, I've lost all my clients. So I'm applying Centrelink.

Unknown: Yeah.

Tommy: There's nothing—

M: First time ever that I've ever done that. And like there's no shame in that. Like at the moment, I'm so grateful. And of course, you know, I have money offshore, which is always a thing. And most of my clients pay into my offshore account anyway.

Tommy: Oh, you're not actually joking. I thought you were just sort of pulling our leg. Offshore accounts. What do you mean? What do you mean offshore accounts?

Josh: Indonesian bank account, right? Okay. So why did you just ask that? Are you a millionaire?

Tommy: Sorry, Tiff, are you a millionaire in Indonesia?

M: I am.

Tommy: Sick, I'm now a millionaire.

M: I'm a millionaire every day in Indonesia.

Josh: And so why did you decide to come back to Melbourne, Tiff?

M: A couple of things. Thanks to me? Yes, Jeff, just because you're the sole reason. I love you.

Mason: I assumed as much.

M: No, so a couple of reasons. One is, you guys would know I live in a small village at my parents' house, but it's like easily 35 minutes from like the tourist area. And whilst that's incredible to live in, in a normal time, during a global pandemic, the local— we call them the banjar. So the banjar is like the local council, so to speak. They were getting a little bit iffy. And I didn't want to be in a situation where the Australian government had given me a small window to get home. And then if I hadn't chosen to come home to Australia, then the Bandjar turned around and said, hey, you can't stay here.

Unknown: Oh wow.

M: I was kicked out of my house. And then my apartment in the tourist area is actually being renovated at the moment, so I can't live there. So I would have had nowhere to live. So there's that. And then also, like, you know, I I love my home and I love the people on the island, but they also live in really close confines and the level of community transmission will be so incredibly high. You know, we still had, when everybody else had barred China from coming into their country, we still had Chinese tourists, you know, on the island wandering about and that was And that has been an issue. Like a girlfriend of mine had Corona. Sorry guys, if you need to drink on that.

Tommy: Oh yeah, I'm drinking.

M: A girlfriend of mine had Corona in December.

Tommy: What?

Unknown: Yeah.

M: And she was in Bali. She came back to Australia.

Josh: Early adopter.

Tommy: Oh my God. No, that's patient zero. Do you know patient zero, Tiff?

M: Really, really scary. And I'm like, I'm not sure that I hadn't already had it when I got back to Australia anyway, because I was sick. For like 5 weeks, same symptoms, but there was no like testing, level of testing going on in Australia then. It was just like, oh yeah, you've got the flu, you've got a virus, just ride it out.

Josh: And you had a hazmat outfit, didn't you, on the way home?

Mason: What?

Unknown: So—

Mason: That's very cool now.

M: 10 out of 10, like epic idea. So, I, in the rainy season, I have a jacket and rain pants that I wear on my scooter so I don't get wet when I'm driving. And so I basically bought two because I had two separate flights. So I changed, had a full rain jacket, plastic pants on, two masks, um, and my glasses. And I basically, like, as soon as I got to Jakarta, I ditched the first outfit, completely ditched all my clothes.

Josh: It's like a Katy Perry concert, you know, full-on, like, outfit.

Mason: You used to be a fashion blogger, so this is not surprising.

M: Former fashion blogger. Actually, Gem, do you remember, you know Em Edwards?

Mason: Yeah.

M: Yeah. So she would— I know, we love her.

Josh: So this is good banter.

Tommy: Yeah. Now it's just a catch-up between Gem and Tiff. Over to you girls.

M: She lives in Bali as well and she's a good friend of mine. She actually stayed in my best friend's villa and so she was on the flight back to Jakarta with me and I said, babe, go get yourself Is that your landline, by the way, Tiff?

Josh: Is that your parents' landline?

Tommy: Whose home phone?

Josh: Yeah, what's going on? What are they paying a month on the landline?

Tommy: Can we get a hands up who has a home phone still? Gemma, 1, 2, all the people that—

Mason: I think my answering sees the 8 halfway through the interview with Sarah. Telemarketers galore.

Tommy: And can we also get the people who still live at home to put their hands up? Because it's pretty much everybody who just put their hand up. Yep, yep, it's the same people.

Josh: I want to get Harry. Harry, how's things at home?

Unknown: Well, we got a storm coming in, so I'm like—

Josh: He's got the worst internet going around in regional New South Wales. I think we're getting about 2 frames a second. You there, 97? I'm absolutely pissed. I've had— yeah, I've had— because I'm not— you know, Seb's—

Tommy: what do you mean?

Josh: Talk.

Tommy: Oh, you haven't talked at all this whole episode. Hey, I was just thinking, guys, should I go get my fire and change my, um, change cameras now and do it mid-show?

Josh: Good fun.

Tommy: All right, hang on.

Unknown: Yes, mid-show. When are we doing kick on?

Tommy: Oh well, then it will bleed into kick-ons. Okay, so yeah, we all gonna drink. Kick-ons was the word, guys. I mean, no, no, no, Josh, Josh, Josh, I've just said it.

Mason: Um, I think it was Marilyn Monroe.

Josh: Oh, Leah, hang on, I'm muted.

Mason: Oh, nightmare. Marilyn Monroe said, if you can't handle me at kick-ons, you don't deserve me at pre-drinks.

Josh: Really?

George: Is that what—

Josh: I didn't know pre-drinks had been around that long.

Mason: Yeah, no, that's— I'm definitely being 100% 100% serious and that's a genuine quote.

Josh: I like it. Leah, what's going on?

Unknown: I'm a bit sad because I sent, you know how Hamish Blake's doing Zoom for One More?

Unknown: Yeah.

Unknown: I sent him this Zoom and he hasn't shown up. So I feel like I've been stood up for a date, you know? I'm not taking it personally, but—

Josh: That was so funny. Yeah, I liked the one that he did with the swimmers.

Unknown: Yeah, that was good.

Josh: That was Yeah, any chance to get your top off? I'm literally—

George: Are you falling asleep, Josh?

Josh: I feel good, to be honest. It's been an annoying day, so I feel good.

Tommy: But what's been annoying? You're not even the one that should be asking.

Josh: Yeah, tell us, Josh.

Unknown: We want to hear.

Josh: Well, the annoying thing was, not to be unprofessional, but a client was demanding a voiceover artist to get done.

Mason: Stop now.

Josh: And so I rushed to get the voiceover done. They squeezed us on price and so I'm like, I'm just going to pass on the cost, not going to charge you. Anyway, they fucked the script. So we get the voiceover done and then I give it to them and I get all these emails like, "Oh, hey, we need the words changed." I'm like, "Well, that's a different script." Anyway, it's fine.

Unknown: And this is all before you kicked the vacuum cleaner.

Josh: Oh yeah, no, I stood on it. Bree has been dialling in the vacuum. She's been doing a lot of vacuum cleaning and I kicked the Dyson whilst I was FaceTiming.

Mason: Tell us about the new couch.

Josh: The couch is great. Bree got the—

Mason: She said she got Pete's help.

Josh: Well, yeah, it's the same couch that we recommended to Pete Shepherd. How did TJ leave us? Here we are. He's joining us now. TJ, where are you, mate?

George: He's gone.

Josh: Hang on, I just added him into the call. I think there might be—

Unknown: probably needs to enable video.

Josh: But anyway, I, um, yeah, with the couch, we, uh, we sold the couch to— and we, we got less than what we wanted based on— we wanted to support this, uh, a woman who was pregnant who just lost her job. But then she says— yeah, well, we, we don't— I'm just gonna take it on face value, Seb. I think that's probably the best thing to do. But as they were, like, we look after everything and the couch was like pristine. And when it was in the lift, she had the audacity to ask Bree, she's like, oh, is that like, is it slightly off color? Like trying to squeeze on price. It was a nightmare. I hate selling shit. I don't know. Jem, what was the last thing you sold?

Mason: Probably dresses or shoes.

Josh: Do you do it?

Mason: But I don't really do it. It's just, it's so much. I'm a bit the same. I don't like selling. I just donate everything now. Everyone's like, you can make so much money, do a campfire market stall. But I would— Yeah, it's just so, it's so much admin.

Josh: Maybe I am. I've been meaning to sell my— Yeah, I was just gonna say, I have been meaning to sell my still camera for months and now like no one wants to buy that shit. So they're just keeping it, I guess. Well, at least it takes good photos. Yeah, it takes great photos.

Mason: But clothes I just donate, even if they were expensive. Like, I just can't be bothered.

Tommy: Hey guys, can you see me?

Josh: Oh yeah, here we go.

Tommy: I'm here, guys.

Josh: Can you light the fire?

Tommy: Of course I can. This is why I've got it.

Unknown: Here we go.

Unknown: Light it with a match.

Unknown: You just—

Tommy: mate, I'm an absolute bogan who lights it with a blowtorch.

Mason: What's annoying is that there's still a little rectangle angle taking up space. It's just your empty chair.

Tommy: Oh yeah, can someone kick the other one out?

Unknown: Yeah, I'll try and get rid of him. Pretty sure.

Tommy: Stop. Do I sound good?

George: You sound great.

Unknown: Yeah, you sound all right.

Tommy: All right, Mason, you said I sounded all right. George says I sound great.

Josh: Which one is it?

Mason: Is Amy still at work?

Tommy: Yeah, hang on. All right, I'm gonna light this fire.

Josh: Yeah, hang on. Yeah, don't get bogged down, Jim.

Tommy: I'm just wondering, is he going to do a Joe Exotic put TNT in there and have the whole thing just blow up.

Mason: That's the dream. That is the dream.

Unknown: Just checking we're recording this, just in case this turns into—

Unknown: Yeah, yeah, I thought you were recording, Jordan.

Unknown: Yeah, I didn't. I couldn't be fucked.

Tommy: So, okay, guys, it's, um, it's been lit.

Josh: And, um, I think we're all lit at this point, TJ.

Unknown: Looks pretty lit.

Josh: Hey Rory, Rory looks after analytics. What's happening on the analytics, Rory?

Tommy: I've just been dialling in the, uh, dialling in.

Josh: I need your, um, need your credentials. Oh really? What do you need credentials for?

Unknown: Which platform? Yeah, just hand them over verbally now.

Tommy: Put them in the chat.

Unknown: Do you just need API key or what do you need?

George: Yeah, I think it's a, it's the whole authentication thing.

Unknown: Oh, just let me know. I'll tell him.

Mason: Yeah, probably better to write them down.

Unknown: Chinese whispers.

Josh: Hey, George, are you allowed to say Chinese whispers anymore?

George: Of course I am, because I'm a 1/16 Chinese.

Tommy: Yeah, did you not know that, Josh?

Josh: No, I didn't. So what does 1/16 Chinese mean?

George: It means that my grandfather, my gung gung, is an eighth. So my mum is a— no, wait, no, my grandfather's a quarter. My mum's an 8th, so I'm a 16th.

Josh: Grace, why are you nodding so much?

Unknown: Hang on.

Mason: What do you mean?

Josh: You're just agreeing. She's not nodding.

Unknown: You're just agreeing.

Unknown: 8 Chinese.

Unknown: That maths makes sense. Also, I'm Asian or half Asian, so I can say something like that.

Tommy: Exactly. Well, can we ask the half Asian, can you say Chinese whispers?

Unknown: Well, I'm not Chinese.

Josh: Oh yeah.

Unknown: I've got Chinese in me, guys.

Josh: I'm so sorry.

Unknown: It's the same, isn't it?

Unknown: I've got Chinese in me.

Mason: Yeah, it's Asian, not just Chinese.

Josh: Wow, this is a problem with everyone getting drunk.

George: What are you, Grace?

Unknown: My dad is Malaysian and then his mum has like Chinese descent.

Unknown: So, Malaysian, like Chinese?

Josh: So, there's a bunch of— Guys, this fire is real.

Unknown: We're all getting drunk, aren't we?

Josh: No, there's a bunch of—

Mason: Actually, not even a bit.

Josh: Guys, I'm about to mute everyone. No, shut the fuck up.

Unknown: The—

Josh: are we still recording? We're still recording.

Tommy: While this fire's going. I haven't said bye yet.

Unknown: This should probably be the part of the show that isn't recorded.

Josh: Yeah, thanks, mate. The, um, so Grace, there's, um, Indian, Chinese, like they're the two ethnicities, like the main ethnicities in Malaysia. And then, so is your dad Malaysian or how does this work?

Unknown: Oh, a bit of a contentious issue, but I think it's like, I think his dad's more the Indian Malay, but then his mum had Chinese descent. So, yeah.

Josh: Have you ever been to KL? KL?

Unknown: No. Oh, probably when I was a baby and then I was going to live in Singapore, but then mum and dad decided to move back to Perth. So, yeah.

Josh: Has anyone lived in Singapore? Is that too much of a niche question?

Unknown: When I was 4.

George: I've been at the airport.

Josh: Great airport.

George: Spent a bit of time there.

Unknown: How good's the fire, TJ?

Josh: Oh dude, really crackling.

Unknown: It's going.

Tommy: Mate, it was all for aesthetics. I've got it in a teepee.

Mason: I can see the smoke from my house.

Tommy: Mate, my arm hair is about to burn. This is how hot it is.

Josh: The fire is too big for the pit.

Tommy: I'll say that. Yeah, it's real big. It's almost—

Josh: Have you got marshmallows?

Tommy: I went and bought some, some more. So yes, I do.

Josh: Who's been doing baking whilst being in? Okay, Grace, what are you being— what are you being baking?

Unknown: I may— do you not see my story, Josh?

Josh: No, I didn't. Sorry, I saw you've been doing a lot of art. 97 said Grace sent me a flower. Is this confidential?

George: Is this allowed to go on air?

Josh: A flower of a painting, a painting of a flower.

Unknown: Yeah, so I've been trying to channel my inner artist because I'm not artistic whatsoever and all my friends are really good, so I've just been trying to paint.

Josh: But yeah, are you okay, Shannon?

Unknown: Okay, you are cracking me up. Painting of a flower, flower of a painting. I mean, have another, have another Pinot, doll. I can't wait.

Josh: Well, Bree said not to finish it all.

Unknown: Please do!

Unknown: No, no, no, not volcano I've ever heard.

Unknown: Um, oh mummy, no!

Tommy: Are we guys— are we close to kick-ons?

Josh: Um, oh yeah. All right, well I'll wrap it up. It's the Daily Talk Show '97. Have we had any reviews?

Unknown: Yeah, we did.

Josh: Uh, what have they said?

Tommy: Seriously?

Unknown: So we got a review from Brooke: Great quality content.

Josh: Thanks, mate.

Unknown: The Daily Talk Show is the ultimate podcast if: A, you like a virtual room full of gronks— virtual due to COVID-19— B, awesome banter, definitely not lacking from any one member in particular, and C, the life advice—

Josh: You think he's talking about me?

Unknown: Yeah.

Unknown: And C, the life advice you didn't need but really appreciate. And lastly, a mindful and positive space where Gronks can learn all kinds of helpful tools and skills under the sun. Thanks, legends.

Josh: Grace, how is— how do you think Seb is when it comes to banter?

Unknown: I think he's actually quite good.

Josh: Yeah, thank you.

Tommy: Learn from the best. Learn from the best.

Unknown: Yeah, he's had— you guys have given him some tips over the last few days, so that's great.

Tommy: To be honest, he's actually been paid to learn how to do banter. It wasn't going to happen any other way.

Unknown: Just quickly, a question for Grace. When are you planning on coming over to Melbourne?

Josh: Just very quickly, if I'm keen as mustard. What's Jordan?

Unknown: Jordan is, um, yeah, whenever ScoMo lifts the ban. I'm going to visit some family over there.

Josh: Did we, did anyone listen to the Fordo?

Unknown: When are you putting a ring on it?

Josh: Here we go, Harry.

Unknown: Harry, when are you putting a ring on it?

Josh: Okay, we can get to Harry. Can you mute? Can someone mute Harry?

Unknown: When are you putting a ring on?

Josh: I can't find him. He's muted. Did anyone listen to Fordo's episode?

Unknown: When are you putting a ring on?

Mason: I listened to Fordo's episode.

Josh: Sorry, not Fordo's episode. Fordo's show. Did he actually use the grace grab? Does anyone know? Anyone listen to Fordo's show?

Unknown: It's very niche.

Josh: It's Sydney-specific.

Mason: I reckon he would have used it. He wouldn't have said it.

Unknown: Sure.

Unknown: Yeah.

Mason: He wouldn't like say something that he didn't mean, like for example that I have amazing energy, just off the top of my head, like things he said.

Josh: That's nice. Alright, good.

George: He's going to extreme efforts for his background, by the way.

Josh: Better manta than muted. Oh, that's funny. Any final words?

Tommy: Put your hand up if you want.

Unknown: I've got beginning words.

Tommy: Final words.

Unknown: Are you still recording?

Josh: Yeah, we're going to stop in 30 seconds.

Unknown: Fantastic.

Unknown: Take care, guys. This is so important. I want other— I want everyone in the world to be doing little groups like this. Don't be shy. Josh, that app—

Josh: Houseparty.

Unknown: Get on there. Don't feel weird. I got in there and I was thinking, gosh, you're a big sissy. And then I got on there and I was too scared.

Josh: Wait, can I quickly speak to Cam? Where is Cam? Cam, mate, why are you on Houseparty at 10 AM every day? Every single morning?

K: 10 AM is when my radio show finishes.

Josh: And so you just jump straight onto Houseparty. So are you seeking people to talk to at 10 AM?

K: I think 10 AM is just when I get a bit of free time, so I just want to see what's going on, see if anyone is on, cheque my friend requests, that kind of thing.

Josh: It's also like a screen.

Unknown: It's the kind of app that is blowing up right now.

K: So if you joined, I would get like a notification that you've joined because I'm like Facebook friends with you.

Josh: And so when you—

K: I'm catching up on all of that stuff.

Josh: That's cool. What was that, Jim?

Mason: Jill Watts just downloaded it in the last hour. So, you know, it's the place to be when Jill is on there.

Unknown: And my mom's on there as well.

Tommy: Also, one final thing. I love— Emma's just asked Grace how old she is. And Grace has said, I'm 24. Hashtag cougar. Hashtag yes.

Unknown: Cougar.

Tommy: Cougars are good.

Josh: Very relevant.

George: I've got a cougar.

Josh: I've got a cougar. How old's Amy? How old are you?

Tommy: I'm 31, she's 33.

Josh: Bree, actually, fuck, Bree turns 30 in May.

Tommy: So is that just a reminder of that you need to get her a present?

Josh: Yeah, I wonder what. And then that's not a cougar, but I turned 30 in September, so she's older than me.

Tommy: It's still not a cougar.

Josh: It's not a cougar.

Unknown: It's been called the other way around. What are you when you're a liger?

Unknown: Cradle snatcher.

Mason: Toy boy.

Unknown: Cradle snatcher.

Tommy: All right guys, thanks everyone for coming.

Josh: Just really quickly, Ian, how often are you using the basketball ring? Hang on, I'm just unmuting. Sorry, can you, can you give me permission? I need to know this.

Unknown: Here we go.

Josh: And how— I know you've got the worst internet connection out of everyone.

Tommy: No, Harry's is worse.

Josh: But how, how, um, how often are you using the basketball ring? Sorry, you asked. Brought to you by the NBN. It's a daily talk show. Hi@thedailytalkshow.com is the email address if you want to send us an email. We're going to kick on right now.

Mason: Yeah, I need to top up.

Tommy: Okay, see you tomorrow, guys.

Josh: Bye, have a good one.