Penis Pumps, Nudes & A Catfish Update

Josh: It's The Daily Talk Show, episode 656.

Tommy: Happy Tuesday, Arvo. Is that right? Are we Tuesday, Arvo?

Mason: Tuesday, Arvo.

Tommy: I don't know.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: How are you boys, uh, faring the 2 episodes a day? You, um, we got asked that by Ryan Spencer on the YouTube Live.

Josh: Was Ryan Spencer being passive-aggressive because we were 14 minutes late?

Tommy: I mean, yeah, take it how you will. I'm taking it passively, Ryan.

Josh: So, and aggressively too. Yeah, no, I mean, I mean, uh, I know you've got to be grateful in this time, but I am in a shit mood, real shit mood.

Tommy: I'm fired up too, boys. Um, but I think, uh, as we know, we always walk out the other side of this show, um, feeling better, pretty good. Feeling better. It's a little bit of medicine. So I hope everyone on the live streams, YouTube, Insta, and if you're listening on the podcast, I hope it's, uh, yeah, hitting you in the feels, making you feel better.

Josh: Uh, TJ, how have you, uh, how have you gone implementing some of, uh, Bodhi stuff?

Tommy: Uh, I mean, slightly sidetracked today because we found something on the side of the road, which it's, uh, number one, I push back on bringing shit home because you you don't need more shit around your house. And number 2, coronavirus attached to things that you could bring back into your house. But I broke all those rules and I brought home something Bodhi and I found at the park after we did a little, you know, bit of stick hunting and bike riding. He was bike riding. I found this, it looks like a mini go-kart. It's like a drifting, Razor— we're in a Razor scooter, the brand Razor. It's this sick little cart that has a seat, like, I can even, I can even fit on it, and got a front little wheel and two tiny back wheels, and it like drifts when you turn it slightly. And anyway, it's electronic, but it doesn't work. That's why it's been ditched. But we have hills here in our sort of apartment, our townhouse area, so Bodhi and I have been absolutely throttling this thing around. And, uh, that gave us a bunch of, um, time. That gave us a bunch of sort of, you know, time to kill. Can I just show you here? Let me just show you on this. Look at this thing.

Josh: It is great. It's, it's so— it's like a, um, I mean, yeah, I mean, improvised.

Tommy: It's a drift.

Josh: To be honest, that pissed me off just then. Just you changing focus. Like, just, just give me the clip next time and I'll bring it in. I could have done that.

Tommy: I don't— totally forgot. I totally forgot because Bodhi woke up crying and I nearly lost my fucking mind.

Josh: What's his problem?

Tommy: He won't tell me. I don't think he can. He doesn't have the vocabulary to— or self-awareness to explain to his father why he's crying. And so I might send him to your joint. Anyway, uh, cheers. I'm just drinking a nice little tea to see me through. So definitely that 3 Yeah, go on. Go on. No, you go.

Josh: No, did you, um, how did you know that it was up for grabs?

Tommy: Because it was like in an entrance to a park on the left-hand side in some kind of dirt area with a broken chair alongside it. Definitely, definitely binned. Like, it's— Did you take the broken chair? No, I didn't take the broken chair. Left the broke— I mean, I was thinking, if I didn't want it, do I take it back to where I found it? Nah, it's my problem now.

Josh: You can't do that.

George: Yeah.

Josh: Are you gonna keep it?

Tommy: Yeah, definitely keep it. I actually— I'll get some video of me hooning down. It's, uh, you boys could ride it if you ever want, but I haven't seen you guys in a while.

Josh: Uh, Serge, how are you going?

Mason: Yeah, I'm doing good.

Josh: What about you? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm probably— no, I'm not fine. I'm like a 20. I don't actually know why. I think I had a, um, uh, Bryn and I are really dialling in all the food April 1st. Which is tomorrow. And, uh, so she said, okay, what, what do you want?

Mason: What's happening?

Josh: April 1st is our dialling it in, getting our food right, going thinking slow carb, slow carb.

Tommy: Yeah, I thought you— and then on, uh, and then later that week he's going to tell us that it was just an elaborate April Fools.

Josh: It's, I mean, it's, it's definitely an interesting date to give it a crack. But no, so, um, Bri went and got some donuts, so I've had some sugar. I'm just, uh, you know, just vibing.

Tommy: Oh no, it is. I didn't even— this is how dumb I am. I didn't know April Fools was tomorrow, like the first. So I mean, if, if you break your diet, just pretend it was a joke, right? Just pretend it.

Josh: Well, I'm not going to talk. I'm just— I'm mentioning it because I share everything in my life, but I don't want this to be the thing that I'm always talking about.

Tommy: Well, I was pissed on today. Were you?

Josh: Not by anyone other than Meg, if you know what I mean.

Tommy: I'm pretty pumped for this, because I saw, Josh, you posted on our group on Facebook that we have an update on Mr97's catfish saga.

Josh: We had a few people asking what a catfish is. How would you describe a catfish?

Tommy: It's, well, It's, it's a— I mean, I'm just trying to work it out now because I've never really thought about a sucker like a fish. The catfish sits at the bottom of the, uh, murky water, so they're just sucking with a big mouth. You're taking this, and maybe it's like they suck you in. And so maybe I'm just trying to work out the extrapolation to a person that catfishes somebody. Usually they're ugly. I don't know, is that like catfish?

Josh: What is that? Can you look it up?

Mason: Yeah, sure. I mean, it's usually Um, it's usually a person pretending to be someone they're not.

Tommy: Yeah, but I'm trying to work out what the, what the term is. I mean, we can find this out, but it was a nice fun, fun little thing giving a crack.

Mason: It's a deceptive activity where a person creates a sock puppet networking presence or a presence or a fake identity on a social network account, usually targeting a specific victim for abuse, deception, or fraud.

Josh: I don't get the sock puppet bit.

Mason: I think that, and I'm just trying to create like a fake account that's built up with like followers to make it look legit.

Tommy: Okay, what does catfish have to have to do with anything to— with a cat— with catfishing? Do you get what I'm saying?

Josh: Yeah, no, I'm just—

Tommy: a catfish may steal someone else's photos. No, that's just all what you've said.

Josh: Anyway, while you look at that, I'll give you the update.

Tommy: So hang on, just before we do that, I mean, Jake was super invested.

Mason: He said, boys, super invested in Mason's Catfish. Josh has the legit skills, um, and might need to recruit him. Someone needs to make sure he isn't recruited or kidnapped and trafficked somewhere.

Josh: That's in regards to you. We don't want you kidnapped.

Tommy: Yeah.

Mason: And then he says, um, by the sound of it, it does, uh, sound like, um, I'm getting Trafficked into the sex industry.

George: Yeah.

Mason: Or tricked into trafficking coke.

Josh: Well, yeah. So, I did feel that it was a bit sus. And to be fair, if we hadn't seen, if Grace hadn't done all the Zoom calls, I probably would have thought she was a catfish, too. And so, anyway, you got sent a photo. From someone, and it was a picture of a girl, and she— and it was like, what did— what were the exact words, Sevs?

Mason: Um, I can't remember the exact words.

Josh: It was like, I love you. It was something like— it was very— it was pretty strong.

Tommy: So hang on, let me just set this up. They sent you a photo of themselves and then text with it?

Mason: No. So, the text was built into the photo. And so, I can't actually— The photos, it was a disappearing one, so I can't actually see it. But it was, yeah, it was something like that.

Josh: And so, anyway, it was just like, oh, yeah, I love you type of thing. I was like, oh, look, Sev's, I think that this is clearly spam. And so, I treated it like spam.

Tommy: No one is vying for your love. Is that what you're saying?

Josh: Exactly.. And so, the— That happened. And then they— You asked them about the show and they responded and said that they'd been listening since April 30 last year.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: So specific. And so, it went from being a spam case to a catfish case. And we talked about it. On the show. And so, what I'd like to do now is just apologise because overnight 97 received some video messages. And surprisingly, the person in the video was in fact the person in the photo. And we've asked for her permission if we can play the audio. And so what I've done is I've changed her voice so that we can't identify her. But this was the video that she sent to Sev's.

George: Good. Disgusting.

Josh: Hang on, standby. Here we go. Real— This was the, uh, technical difficulties. I know, I'm gonna have a meltdown. All right, here we go.

Mason: Channel 10 was worse.

Josh: Here we go.

George: Hi, Serves. Just casually listening to today's episode discussing me being a catfish. I'm not. I'm from Perth. I'm real. I DM'd you for bants and I have no photos because I don't really post on Instagram and I kind of just follow a couple people. I actually have two accounts, so I do most of the stuff on the other account, But besides the point, I'm not a catfish. So there you go. And now you can tell Tommy and Josh that I'm not a catfish. I've listened to every episode since April 30th because you asked. And I scrolled up my podcast app and saw the first time that there wasn't a bar. That's why it's specific. There you go.

Tommy: Um, can we just call— we need a name. We can't— you don't need to say the name of the person, but can we just give them a name other than catfish?

Josh: Yeah, well, because he's so lovely.

Tommy: And, uh, yeah, I just want to first say, Josh, you've got no chill, bro. Like, you came out of the gate waving a bloody fish in your hand. I was like having, you know, I think I, I put it out there that maybe it is real.

Mason: Uh, I mean, I jumped on the catfish bandwagon as well, which wasn't great.

Tommy: Do you not believe in yourself, mate? Do you not believe you've got spunk?

Josh: And so what, should we give her the, the nickname Danielle?

Tommy: Danielle? Okay, sure.

Josh: Great. And sorry, she sent another video as well, and so this was the second one.

Tommy: All right.

George: I feel like everything I send you now has to be a video so that I don't get taken the wrong way. It was horrifying listening to the show and like you guys discussing me being underage and stuff when clearly I'm not. Um, but that was pretty entertaining. I only said I loved you because I had a couple glasses of wine and I'm a huge fan of you and I think you're so cute and I just love you. And then it got taken out of context, but oh well, I'm just a catfish now.

Tommy: Oh, that is the saddest storey I've heard. I feel so sorry for Danielle.

Josh: Danielle, I couldn't, I couldn't work out whether to be happy or sad. Like, I'm, you know, I like being right, and so I'm annoyed that I'm wrong. But, um, we tried to get Danielle's IP. Yeah, we did.

Tommy: What a great sport that she allowed you to— allowed us to use that audio. I mean, it's, it's something really chilling about hearing someone's voice altered.

Josh: Yeah, I think we could have used her actual voice.

Tommy: It's real 60 Minutes ACA, like They've caught red-handed or, you know, someone's been dogging you.

Josh: Hang on, has Russ Keys sent us videos?

Tommy: Oh, wow. And so, Steves, are you chuffed, like, to know that this is real? Like, what's going on? How are you feeling?

Mason: Yeah, I mean, at first I was a bit rattled. That was— I was pretty— I mean, I guess a bit embarrassed.

Josh: It's not ideal, but—

Mason: Yeah, it's nice.

Tommy: This is total non-belief in yourself to jump to a catfish. I mean, you really got to jump to a catfish when it's on Insta— sorry, Snapchat and those kind of things, because you can, like, it's pretty locked down. Like, I know you're seeing a profile, but it is common to see people with sort of second accounts. And after a couple of glasses of wine, says, I want to kiss you, you're a beautiful little man. Josh kissed you after a, uh, a gummy, 20 milligrammes of THC.

Josh: I think I was only 10 at that point, but, um, yeah, yeah, you know, I wanted to do an apology. Um, sorry, sorry for, uh, Danielle, for accusing you. And I think that, um, Bree has sort of told me that, um, I could seem a bit off with everything I've done. So if that's come off that way, I'm sorry.

Tommy: Do you think, Josh, it's something about being inside? Like, I think when you kind of can be out socializing, it might just sort of release some of that sort of pent-up in your mind going sort of, you know, mind's racing to go after someone's IP like you did.

Josh: Well, I think, to be honest, I think it's the same part of me that calls Triple Zero. I think I always, I default to whatever's happening it's not good. And even Bree, she's like, uh, there's some guys skateboarding out the front of our place. I don't feel good about it. I think they might be the ones stealing shit from the garage. I said, why do you say that? And she was just like, they were just out the front skateboarding. I was like, maybe they're just skateboarding. So even so, I think Bree's got a bit of the same thing that I have, you know, thinking of the worst.

Tommy: Well, um, Gemma Watts has said I'm always telling people I love them after 80 wines. I mean, it takes her a few more. Danielle, friends, couple.

Mason: Shannon says, this is the best thing I've ever fucking heard. Gemma says, what a trooper though, good on her.

Josh: Danielle's lovely, thank you Danielle.

Tommy: And too many, too many girls. Lock up your daughters.

Josh: But activity-wise, have you got a sense of what you're going to do tomorrow, TJ, with Bodhi?

Tommy: Um, I added another one which is thought it could be quite entertaining, is like face painting, him face painting me. Oh yeah, which could be fun.

Josh: It seems pretty messy.

Tommy: Yeah, I think I need an early night tonight though. I'm just a bit buggered. I just went to bed a bit late and got another episode of— This is the problem, Tiger King.

Josh: This is the thing, like, Bree and I have been staying up until 11:30 And then half the time I wake up at 3 and just have a scroll on my phone, and I wake up to no alarm at sort of 7:45. It's a nightmare.

Mason: Your 3 AM thing's really dialled in, like you're doing that consistently every single night.

Tommy: Yeah, I did message message.

Mason: I'll get like a message from Josh, like 3 in the morning.

George: What?

Tommy: On what? That's unfair, dude.

Mason: Nah, but a lot of the time it's just replying to me, so it's okay.

Josh: 'Cause he's normally, he's messaged me at like 1:00 and then I get back to him at 3:00.

Tommy: 3:00. What are you doing up at 1:00 AM, mate?

Mason: Usually on a Netflix party.

Tommy: Oh, yeah, yeah.

Mason: But the thing is, if you just have your phone on do not disturb, then it's fine. You can just reply in the morning.

Tommy: I accidentally called my brother really, really late. Like, I remember it was, you know, I remember when I was younger, I got more calls. I don't get that many calls now. Did I tell you about how I got prank called for at least 7 years by this girl? And I—

Josh: It's a long prank call.

Tommy: Oh, like, it drove me insane. I called up Optus when I was with Optus at the time, and I was saying, can I somehow have their number blocked? And it was just, it went on and on. Like private number, so you don't know who it is. Um, her name was Ashley. I think it was Ashley. We hooked up when I was, um, in year 9, and I may have gone kind of silent on her. Um, and then she spread some rumours about me. She's told people she slept with me, actually, and I hadn't slept with anyone at that point, which was— I found weird. And then I confronted her years later. I just, I saw her and I said, hey, is that you? Like many, many years later when she'd stopped.

Josh: Was it that sort of casual nature?

Tommy: Oh yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, it was very rural, drunk, and I thought, God, she's actually really attractive, so I could forgive her for all of this. But no, I asked her and she admitted it. She said, yeah, that was me.

Josh: I said, for 7 years?

Tommy: Oh mate, it went on and on. It was fucked. It was fucked.

Mason: What did she say after she said, that was me?

Tommy: I was like, ah, you know, what are you gonna do? What can you do? But what did she say?

Mason: Did she just say, yes, me, and then just move on?

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: And then we just— I remember it was a nightclub called Baroque House in the city.

Josh: Was it Brokehouse or Baroque House?

Tommy: Baroque House.

George: Baroque. Baroque.

Tommy: People call it Baroque. Baroque House.

George: Baroque.

Tommy: B-O-R-O-U-Q or something. Baroque.

George: I don't know.

Tommy: Anyway, that was the worst. That was the worst. So, I don't know why I tell that story. Does anyone else know?

Josh: I liked it. No, I enjoyed the story. I wonder if we're going to see— Do you think alcohol consumption is going to increase during this time?

Tommy: Absolutely. There's a reason why they've put the limit on. I know people are hoarding, uh, not hoarding, or, you know, um, stockpiling, but it's now gone down to 2 slabs, JJ. So you can only get 48 beers instead of the 4 slabs, but you can get 12 bottles of wine. So you're all good, bro, for 12 days. Um, so you're good. No, um, definitely, like Brad Blanks was having a beer. I mean, it was 8 PM, but he'd even said that he'd drank, he's been drinking a bit more than normal.

Josh: And then from the dating scene perspective, what are we going to, what do you think we're going to see there, Seb? Do you have any thoughts?

Mason: What, with everything that's happening?

Josh: Yeah, with dating. Do you think dating is, I mean, that's your ask me. But I think that there's like less pressure. You don't have to like. You don't have to leave the house. You don't actually have to go on a date.

Mason: Meet people.

Josh: You don't have to find, you don't even have to organise a location to go to somewhere. You just, it's just FaceTime. Yeah.

Mason: I mean, I think that's probably easier for some people. I, yeah, I know I'd probably prefer to go and meet up in person, but if you can't do that, then you just got to FaceTime instead. So, if. I mean, yeah, a lot of like the Tinder stuff I reckon would probably be problematic. I mean, you're just messaging and messaging, you're not doing much else.

Tommy: So, oh, there's a lot of keyboard warriors. I mean, what's the keyboard cucks? Why?

Josh: What's happening?

Tommy: I don't know, just people— well, we can't see these partners of theirs, and so they're just on there keyboard just like, you know, sending off.

Josh: Well, you just think— well, because I saw someone on Twitter say, uh, can we just discount nudes? Like, um, nudes don't count at the moment. So I wonder if that's going to be it. People are going to send nudes.

Tommy: I mean, I— have I sent a— no, I've never sent a nude. I mean, Seb's And that's JJ. Have you ever sent him?

Josh: Oh, heaps. Yeah, lots of nudes. Oh, have you seen, um, I travelled for 3 months.

Tommy: Oh, you— what are you sending? What do you like?

Josh: Poor Nathan. Poor Nathan.

Tommy: Sweet potato in your hand? What are you doing? What is it?

Josh: It's a bit of mixed vibes. What?

Mason: Sweet potato?

Josh: You've never sent a nude before?

Tommy: Never sent a nude. I've sent like a, a, um, like a shirt, like a t-shirt, but nothing. Never sent a photo of my penis or, uh, any other, you know, anything.

Josh: Anyone else's penis?

Tommy: Oh, you know, but no, never sent a—

Josh: never sent you a nude? Like, isn't it a nude for nude, or is that not how it works?

Tommy: No, I haven't, mate. I haven't, I haven't done that. Like, I haven't been given nudes. Like, um, so there's this on, uh, TikTok at the moment, and I'd love to see you do this, Josh. I don't think you'll have the same effect. So here's the thing, I'll just tell you first. Um, it's like, uh, the nude challenge where you walk out, you're holding the phone, and you film your partner's reaction to you being completely nude. Now, I— they're so sweet, these dudes who's, uh, you know, the guys are sitting down either playing computer games. They just seem like bros. They The ones I've seen, and they're so surprised that their missus is in the nude. If I walked out in the nude or if Amy walked in the nude, I'd be like, and it was downstairs, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing? What's wrong with you?

Josh: Well, Bri and I already spoke about this. I don't think I would, like, I'd be confused, like, are you filming me? But there's nothing.

Tommy: Yeah, so the reactions were like, damn. Oh, yeah.

Josh: But also, like, they all, like, walked up like, oh yeah, we're going to have sex now. Yeah, that would get real annoying if you're living long term with someone.

Tommy: Well, I was wondering, maybe these girls who are doing the nude challenge don't do this normally, or they're, like, fresh to a relationship. It's like if Sev's walked into a Netflix party just nude, it'd probably, you know, be quite— Or someone walked onto a Zoom call, you'd get a, you know, a bit of like, what the f— But it's, yeah, it's people are absolutely bored as shit at home.

Mason: So Casey's saying that— go on, Casey's saying that Tinder released a feature that lets you swipe anywhere in the world. It's normally a paid feature.

Josh: Oh, so you can go more international, go global.

Tommy: Yeah, Ramble Campbell's just, uh, mentioned that Bumble has released video chat. Why do you know that, Ramble?

Josh: What's going on, man? Yeah, that's a good point.

Tommy: Um, yeah, who— John Mayo's saying the same thing. I'm just sort of catching up on—

Josh: actually, everyone's talking about nudes, I just remembered this. I got— I get nudes from 97 all the time.

Tommy: What?

Josh: What?

Mason: This is cleaning the shower on Saturday.

Josh: So I just showed a photo of— yeah, it's just— but there's—

Tommy: sorry, I was on the wrong screen. What do you— mate, you're reading it all wrong, Seb. I reckon Josh is asking for a shirt-off photo with some Jif in your hand.

Josh: Who else are you sending? Are you sending tops-off photos to anyone else, Cez? Or am I the only one?

Tommy: I did send that one.

Mason: No, no, I did send that one, but that's the only one. You've had ones of me coming out of the sauna as well.

Josh: Yeah. And so, are you sending these to anyone else or just me?

Mason: Just you for the most part.

Josh: For the most part. So, you are sending them to other people. Would you use that same photo across multiple people, or is that more— because you make it look like it's just this. I'm actually scrolling through, I'm trying to find the sauna photo.

Tommy: Oh no, I've seen that photo too. Yeah, I mean, he's got more. This is why you don't send nudes, because blokes like Josh show people.

Josh: I've got— there's, there's this one where it's '97 and his bro is nude behind him. It's sort of weird. That was when we're doing some vMix tests. Yeah, there's a lot going on.

Mason: No shirt on.

Josh: Yeah, um, but I think that it will be a bigger thing, right? Like, I think that, uh, uh, intimacy potentially will change. I wonder if those, um, there's the, the whole, uh, industry of those vibrators that you plug into USB.

Tommy: It's a bit intense. Like, if you're doing that before you've had sexual intercourse, it's— I mean, I call me old school, but I think that's like That's beyond— that's like, that's some next level shit. Maybe it is the future.

Josh: Maybe they shouldn't be plugging anything into yourself before you have sex.

Tommy: First step is a plugged-in vibrator that I have control of. Second step's kissing. Third step's sex. It's like some wacky order.

Josh: But what about development? What does it mean that just people aren't going to be, um, sexually exploring for the next 6 months?

Tommy: I mean, there's a reason Pornhub have opened it up for free, and, um, you know, people are just going to be right into it. Like, there— I mean, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It is a new thing. Even when we come back from this, JJ, like in 6, 8 months, even if it does start swinging back the other way, it's— think about people's hang-ups of not wanting to get intimate with somebody, that it'll be, you know, it's not have you got an STI? It's, have you got coronavirus? And have you got your STI checked? You got a coronavirus-free card or something? I don't know.

Josh: You have to know before you make it, get your temperature checked. Oh yeah, temperature in the room, sort of deal. Actually, that could actually really take off, my temperature in the room, and it could be like a thermometer.

Tommy: Um, oh, Nando's should really sort of bring that into front of house.

Josh: Yeah, I think there are a bunch of things that, um, I want to stay once coronavirus leaves us.

Tommy: What is that like?

Josh: The lift in our building, one person at a time in the lift.

Tommy: One person?

Josh: So, Bri and I could go together because we're together, but if you see someone else in the lift, you are not to go into the lift, which has been my policy for years.

Tommy: Social distancing king.

Mason: Or just use the square, the squares. Yeah, no, it's the stairs.

Josh: Yeah, I mean, I do use the stairs quite a bit as well.

Tommy: Yeah, I mean, maybe there will just be more people using stairs so the step count's higher. But you can't if you're in the city, like Collins Street or, you know, some of these big corporate buildings that have these brand new lifts that can fit 30 people in them that are just ginormous. Like, you can't be using that shit.

Josh: I'm just searching.

Tommy: I can't wait forever to get to your bloody desk. In a corporate high-rise.

Josh: I wonder what the actual— I just typed in USB sex toy to see what comes up on Google.

Mason: USB-C or—

Josh: Yeah, I do wonder what it takes. I mean, AliExpress, they're doing it for $19.70. You know, you can get a full magic wand or whatever.

Tommy: Jesus Christ, the one with the app, the vibrating flamingo USB.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: Oh my God, they've got it in a, in a, um, in a cup of water and it's on and the flamingo is just swimming around.

Josh: There's a Speed Bullet that looks like a, um, a USB stick, so you could just charge it, you could just plug it into your MacBook or whatever, and then It'd be fine.

Tommy: I've got a story. Um, have you— this is an admission, uh, so I've used a penis pump before.

Mason: Really?

Josh: Does that require—

Tommy: let me just tell you, Christmas, Christmas Day, maybe, uh, 2009, 2010, um, it's at my place. We had some, a family friend over, and we did, um what is it, uh, you know, surprise— what the fuck—

Josh: Secret Santa.

Tommy: Yeah, that kind of thing. Not Secret Santa because you steal that, just, um, Kris Kringle. And he had made this guy Brad, and I opened it in front of my family, and there is a fully blown cock pump, like with a pump on the end, like just as you'd think. I was like, what the fuck? I found it very funny. It was off the back of my stripping days, so maybe he thought he was, you know, on brand for it. But we all thought it was funny. And, uh, So, you know, you get given it, you have to use it. And so I did. Weird experience. It's like, if you don't want an erection— if you don't want an erection, it'll give you an erection. And it's not like some kind of pleasure erection. Yeah, I know, but the people that you—

Josh: I never really understood who's the Amazon review that said all this thing will give me is an erection.

Tommy: I don't want one. But it's like, if you're not feeling it, you've got no intention of it, and you put it on and pump it, it just does this weird thing and gives you— pulls the blood there. And then your mind's like, all right, now you're getting direct to an erection. Oh yeah, that's what I mean.

Josh: I feel like you're just wearing a strap-on.

Tommy: I don't know, I've never used it in relation to sexual activity. It was just like, this is weird, I'm gonna fucking see what this does. So you put it on. Anyway, you know what I was so pissed about was this is when I still lived at home and I had it in my cupboard, like, just— and our house was pretty sort of like walk-in. I was never like secretive about my room. And, and one day it was fucking gone. And I didn't— and I must have— it must have been weeks before. I think it was Mum. I don't have— I could get confirmation if you threw it out, but my mum threw out my cock pump. Probably for the best. But anyway, that was the cockpump story.

Mason: One, Wayne Peters wants to know, did it make it bigger, TJ?

Tommy: It just made it to the size that it gets to, Wayne. So if you're thinking, mate, that you need a sort of a few extra inches, it's not going to do what you think it is. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. I thought they were sold as, here's how to get a couple more inches.

Josh: And so was it actually like Is it pressure? Does it feel like something's just pulling?

Mason: Is it suction? Does it feel like a suction cap?

Tommy: Oh dude, it feels just the most bizarre thing. Put a bloody— I'm sure you get the same response if you put a, um, a vacuum cleaner onto your knob.

Josh: I wonder if there's any, uh, I can— I literally can't work out how to do incognito on this Windows computer and I've already written— oh, I just don't want to be my searches to be that fucked. But Seb, are there electronic— are there electrical, um, pumps? Like, I wonder if the— if that's too dangerous. It's got like an air compressor on it.

Mason: No, this is— this is electrical.

Josh: Yep. Really?

Mason: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got a little— it's, uh, this is on Amazon. Uh, oof, this is full-on. It's not giving me a cost, but it's got a plus and minus, obviously to increase pressure, I'm guessing. $100. Um, yeah, they're around $100. Yeah, for an automatic pump, rechargeable.

Josh: Yeah, it's interesting. Have you spent— have you, uh, TJ, gone to a Sexyland?

Tommy: Yeah, I was, I was always fascinated by those, like, back in the day.

Josh: What's going on?

Mason: So George has just said, wombat doesn't need any extra inches.

Tommy: Now, what are they, best friends now? They were the ones that were having, you know, brawling about the deck.

Josh: And so what's the deal with— because Sexyland— well, uh, wombat would know about Sexyland because it's very big in Geelong.

Tommy: Well, there's a bunch of them, one in the airport, one near, uh, the guys who, uh, in the same street as us in Abbotsford where our office is, a couple of doors down. I sort of got speaking to them, you know, coronavirus bringing people together to have conversations. And this was early before it was the restrictions in place about 1.5 meters. And they were up on the balcony and we were chatting and he's like, I said, what do you guys do? I told him and then he said, what do you guys do? Uh, we sell sex toys and we sell lubrication. And yeah, so I mean, we've got an arms dealer— arms in the form of sexual toys— a couple doors down.

Josh: Interesting. I remember, um, there's a, a big beauty brand that also does sex toys, and most people in the beauty industry don't even know it, which I, I—

Tommy: what's the brand?

Josh: I'm not going to say.

Tommy: He would have— God, were you not reading the cues there that he, that he wasn't mentioned?

Josh: They were a previous client. I don't, I don't— The, um, the GM was funny about it, but no, they, um, yeah, they would do—

Tommy: Look, he's already taken down— He's already defamed one person.

Josh: He doesn't want to take down a brand now. Could you imagine, like, the amount of lawsuits in the US? Like, all of that, um, Tiger King stuff, that's so intense.

Tommy: Um, So one of the guys, the Bhagavad guy in Tiger King, he was on Theo Von's podcast recently.

Josh: Oh great.

Tommy: And yeah, worth a listen. I just saw a little snippet, I'm gonna have a listen. But strange times. Like, it's gonna make— I haven't sort of seen what happens to them all, but this guy's obviously out there in the open still doing his thing, making them uber famous, right? Like this, the, the reach that this documentary has at the moment, which is what they want. Exactly, this is it. This is like reality TV show stardom like it was back in Jersey Shore days. It's ginormous, dude.

Josh: Uh, Sevs, do you have any admin for us, anything you want to bring up?

Tommy: Yeah, before we go.

Mason: Um, no, I don't think so. We haven't got any reviews or any emails recently, so You know that question's coming every day, right?

Josh: Yeah, you got nothing.

Tommy: You know the question does come.

Mason: I guess admin. Okay, I guess like club admin. I sent out my first, um, life hack this morning.

Tommy: Yeah, dude, what a fucking hack. That's amazing. Seb's proud of you, mate. That was great. $50 off your monthly bill if you live in Victoria for your power bills. Yeah, I'm gonna afford— I'm gonna afford that to Amy right now.

Mason: Yeah, great.

Josh: Anything else?

Mason: And you— it actually, it actually might be more if you, um, if you actually get a better price on your energy provider.

Tommy: But yep, that's great. It may or may not come with a cock pump, but we can't be sure. I know what I'm getting one of you gronks for Chris Kringle this year.

Josh: I mean, the funny— like, those joke presents can actually become quite handy. I think that like, I wonder how many of those types of products are joke products to start with.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah. Oh, can I just— yeah, can I just tell you a review that I got on my own, uh, YouTube channel? Like, I mean, I didn't know people did reviews on YouTube channels. Oh, sorry, not a review, you know what I mean, comment. But it was on an old video that I haven't posted in a year, in the over a year, and this video was back in 2014 or '15 or something. And some gronk obviously is just up and about looking at my YouTube channel. Hang on a second, comments. Here we go, standby. Uh, they've just said, shittest video ever, maybe more surfing next time and not just you fuckwits fucking about. It made my day. I didn't have enough surfing clips, which was annoying. Did. And, and yeah, we were just a bunch of fuckwits fucking around. Really honest, honest comment, you know. Um, anyway, leave with that.

Josh: All right, it's a daily talk show. Uh, tomorrow we've got Gem Watts on the show, which is great. Uh, later in the week we're joined by Ben Fordham as well, which we're pumped about. Uh, you can't say pumped anymore. Fuck that.

Tommy: Why?

Josh: Penis pump chat. Uh, it's a daily talk show, and if you, if you want to leave us a review, you can do that at Apple Podcasts, and we are streaming at youtube.com/thedailytalkshow. Have a good one, guys.

Tommy: See you, guys.