A Little Bit Of Prompting

Tommy: The Daily Talk Show.

Josh: It's The Daily Talk Show, episode 200— 300, sorry, and 49.

Tommy: Oh yeah, that's right, it's Fat Friday.

Josh: Did you say—

Mason: I said 249. I did, I got that right.

Tommy: All right, we're all a bit hungry because it is Fat Fridays, but we shouldn't be hungry because it's only 11 in the morning. Yeah, but I'm fasting. No, I did have a smoothie this morning with Bodhi, but, uh, I'm just hungry by this time, and so I'm ready to fucking rock and roll.

Josh: So we decided to do something interesting before that, uh, exciting announcement.

Derek: Patches.

Josh: Yeah. The Daily Talk Show embroidered patches.

Tommy: Yeah, you can actually just iron these on. I wonder if you could iron it to your forehead.

Josh: They work best with cotton, but these are extremely exclusive.

Tommy: Mason's getting a kick out of this. I've got it stuck to my forehead. It's actually cool. Up there you go.

Josh: Anyway, it's a bit of a visual gag. Yeah, please watch the YouTube video. But what we decided to do, these are extremely exclusive, i.e., less than 500 of them.

Tommy: Yeah, I guess that's it. We will only do one run of these. We won't do multiple runs.

Josh: So if you want to, uh, have your, uh, what do you say, like, uh, if you want to— history, you know what I'm trying to— like, memory, you want to be a part of, um, history in the making.

Tommy: What? I don't know what you're going— like, this is memorabilia. This is—

Josh: if you want a part of history.

Tommy: Okay, if you want a part of history, this is the Daily Talk Show.

Josh: This is the original logo. We're going to be, uh, 3D Dill is working on a rebrand for us. So if you would like this beautiful embroidered logo.

Tommy: Yeah, it's patchwork. It's, uh, if you want it handmade— well, we can't verify that. I don't know, most likely machine made, but we're in the 21st century, so that's probably okay, right?

Josh: Anyway, uh, all you have to do is leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts. And mate, we've been getting a lot.

Tommy: I think the 5-star review, and also we'd like to hear from you because that's nice, because I, I've been—

Josh: uh, they have to send us their address anyway.

Mason: True.

Tommy: So you've got to, how do they do that?

Josh: Well, so they do a review and then they screen grab the review and they send it to us and say, hey, give us your patchy dog. Yeah.

Tommy: And then most, most of them will also do hashtag fuck you, Tommy, because that seems to be taking off, which I'm not that happy about.

Josh: Anyway, fuck you, Tommy. Let's talk about the exciting thing.

Tommy: All right. You said this morning, Josh, let's do a comparison and we're doing that. We're doing breakfast from McDonald's versus Hungry Jack's.

Josh: 3D Dill's already fucking eating.

Tommy: You're an animal, mate. I know you last week you snorted a pie in one go. Yeah, pretty much.

Josh: He's been buying pies. He was asking me, I think we need a pie warmer. That's how many pies he's having.

Tommy: The poor bastard heated a pie up in a microwave.

Josh: Yeah, it's so— I said, it's so disappointing.

Tommy: Did you have soggy, um, soggy pie?

Derek: Soggy pie? No, it was good.

Tommy: Okay, but he doesn't know.

Josh: Yeah, he doesn't know what a soggy pie is.

Tommy: You don't know what you don't know. My kid doesn't know that the brown bit of a banana is what big babies don't eat. Yeah, but he eats it because he's a little baby with no knowledge, so he hasn't been tainted yet. We are highly tainted and we have opinions on everything, don't we? Or almost.

Josh: And so this is, uh, this is very Mythical Mornings, Good Mythical Mornings of us. Hold it back, let's get that screenshot, which is a great food sort of YouTube channel. Anyway, what we have here is McDonald's versus Hungry Jack's.

Mason: Yes.

Josh: Hungry Jack's is Burger King in Australia. There was trademark issues, which is why they were unable to call it Burger King.

Tommy: They look exactly the same, right? Yeah, it's identical. Okay, Mr. 97, what have you done to us? What have you bought and what are we testing?

Mason: Yeah, so we've got our bacon and egg muffins from both Hungry Jack's and Macca's.

Tommy: I like that he dropped the mook because it's not mook at Hungry Jack's.

Mason: Yeah, yeah.

Josh: I wonder how many staff at Hungry Jack's have to deal with people saying McMuffin.

Mason: I reckon a lot. I was, I was, I was panicking.

Josh: You called it a burger. I know, I panicked real hard because I wasn't sure if feels—

Tommy: uh, give me the double.

Mason: Yeah.

Tommy: So did you give us—

Josh: is one of them double?

Mason: Um, I think—

Tommy: don't get into the nuances.

Josh: Yeah, not sure, because I'm going for taste anyway.

Mason: Okay, great.

Tommy: Let's go.

Mason: And, um, yeah, so there are also the pancakes from, um, Maccas and Hungry Jack's.

Josh: So one of them's Hungry Jack's and one of them is Maccas.

Mason: Okay, I hope you know which pancake's which.

Derek: I do.

Josh: Great.

Mason: Yeah, so I know which burgers are which, but I forgot about the pancakes.

Tommy: So he's laid them out quite Beautifully like a food stylist.

Josh: Also throwing 3D Dill under the bus early, do you think? First bit of teamwork required, and, uh, 97 has shown his cards very quickly.

Tommy: Okay, um, I want to, uh, I'm really hungry.

Mason: I just want to start with the muffin.

Josh: A muffin? So I'm going to start. Let's start with the, uh, right-hand side.

Tommy: Let's go. Okay, it's solid.

Mason: Mm-hmm.

Tommy: Oh, I taste smoky bacon.

Josh: It's Hungry Jack's.

Tommy: It has to be, it's smoky.

Josh: Sorry, it's Hungry Jack's.

Tommy: Yeah. Oh, you know why? It's got barbecue sauce. That's how we know it's Hungry Jack's.

Josh: Yeah.

Tommy: All right, I'll try. I'll just take a bite of the other one.

Josh: How disappointing and how easy it was to guess. Sorry about that.

Tommy: Yeah, but once the Jack's is better.

Josh: Really? Let me just try that.

Tommy: It's got that Maccas flavour though.

Josh: Let me just try.

Tommy: Has been in our veins since childhood, you know? Like, wait for it, and then you hit that cheese flavor, and then you're like— Josh is having flashes of the times when he was a baby. And what I mean, just montage.

Josh: The, um, calorie-wise, is this bringing—

Tommy: is this bringing back memories of the road trip with Ruth McGowan?

Josh: Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah, but where's our fucking hash browns is the real question. You didn't get anything.

Tommy: That's okay, that's all right.

Josh: I know you didn't ask. 97 is very sensitive about this whole—

Tommy: he wanted to get it right. Okay, so can you tell us, have we got it right? Was the first one we tasted, was that Hungry Jack's?

Mason: Yeah.

Josh: Okay, yeah, yeah, good.

Tommy: They are distinguishable though, like What would you prefer to eat?

Josh: I know which one I'd prefer.

Tommy: I think the Hungry Jack's one. It's softer and the barbecue's little zing is nice.

Josh: They took a lot longer, which makes me feel that they're more sort of the sort of fresher ingredients.

Tommy: Well, I, I don't ever remember like growing up—

Josh: Smokey's so good—

Tommy: getting anything breakfasty from Hungry Jack's. It was always around the Whoppers and the burgers and shit. Like, the burgers are better at Hungry Jack's is what they instilled in us. They never mentioned anything about the breakfast is better at Hungry Jack's.

Josh: We had a breakfast from Hungry Jack's.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah.

Josh: Sorry about me eating and talking.

Tommy: When we're on the way to that meeting that went horribly, where we both got really—

Josh: that's right—

Tommy: defensive. Yeah, client meeting.

Josh: That was fun.

Tommy: It was so funny. This woman rattled— she didn't rattle, but she— you know when someone says something and you just start fuming and then something takes over you and it's emotion? Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

Josh: And well, she was just sort of like, um, She had no buy-in on us. She hadn't seen any of our work.

Mason: Yeah.

Josh: And then was saying, well, they asked us to have the meeting. We went out into this industrial estate or whatever. It was a pain in the ass to get to.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: And then she then had the audacity to sort of like turn it on us like a real strong pitch. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You asked us to come here. You haven't seen our work. Go fuck it. Like, I don't think it's a right fit.

Tommy: There's two types of people. The ones that feel it and the ones that act on the feelings.

Mason: Yeah.

Tommy: And I'm glad Josh acted on the feelings because I felt really good after you just like blown up.

Josh: It was great. We haven't had a blow up like that since.

Tommy: Well, you don't want that.

Josh: Is there double egg? Yeah, there's double egg.

Tommy: It's fucking— it's full noise. It's full noise. All right.

Josh: So, uh, can you talk for a bit while I eat?

Tommy: Yeah. So I don't need to get through it all because I like just trying little bits, but I need hot sauce to go.

Mason: I thought you were hungry.

Tommy: Oh no, see, this is the problem, right? There's different types. So McDonald's have their traditional hot cake syrup.

Josh: Yeah, you need to identify.

Tommy: Yes, and then apply.

Josh: Yeah, you need to identify which hot cake is which.

Derek: Yep.

Josh: And then apply. I'm so sorry everyone for the mouthiness. Because what are you thinking, 3D Dill, about all this food? What?

Derek: It tastes good. I would prefer the Hungry Jack's over the McDonald's because it has a bigger flavour profile. All right, much happier.

Josh: Big fuck. Watching too much, uh, MasterChef.

Tommy: Yeah, so this is the other, they've got maple syrup. So this is— see, I'm a big fan of that sort of fake-tasting maple syrup, which is what McDonald's do so, so well. All right, I'm just gonna have a little nibble of each. Okay, yep, I've got it. Okay, this back one is Hungry Jack's, front one McDonald's. Got it.

Josh: Yeah, correct.

Tommy: Fuck yeah!

Josh: Geez, we're good.

Tommy: Um, feel it. Like, you just— one feels One feels like a parklet. Feel the difference?

Josh: Yeah, yeah.

Tommy: So the back one, the Hungry Jack's one, feels like a piece of shit. The other one up the front feels rubbery and, uh, bit in the best possible way. You know, like when you touch really soft rubber.

Josh: How upsetting if you're a family that likes— someone likes hotcakes, another person likes muffins.

Mason: Two places.

Josh: You gotta go to two places for the best. It's annoying.

Tommy: All right, I'll be judging, um, Hungry Jack's on their syrup. So I've put it— I've applied it to the right hotcake, and I'm gonna have a little— that's better.

Josh: Which one is it?

Tommy: As in just better than it was before with the sauce?

Josh: Yeah, of course.

Tommy: So nah, I'm still gonna go— these are so much better.

Josh: Okay, good. What's better? You can use your words.

Tommy: I have to go McDonald's. So that McDonald's lost in my eyes the bacon egg McMuffin contest, but they came through strong based on the syrup. Uh, no, with a bacon egg McMuffin, and then won the, um, the hotcakes, won the pancakes easily.

Josh: But do they win the pancakes based on the muffin? Uh, sorry, based on the syrup?

Tommy: They Both syrup and also the fluffiness of the cake.

Josh: And so what were the differences?

Tommy: It is just cake, guys. Don't be fooled. You're eating cake for breakfast.

Josh: It's a sad cake if it's a cake, I reckon. Well, just give me a piece of cake.

Tommy: Well, weren't we saying bread is cake? You were saying bread's cake.

Josh: Reframe it. Definitely moved away from that. Otherwise I've been eating a lot of cake. Loads and loads of cake.

Tommy: You've been eating a lot of cake. So what do you— so out of the two, what do you— you haven't tried yet? I just don't feel the pressure to eat everything on the show.

Josh: Like, it's an internal pressure that I feel. Don't feel like— I'm definitely not feeling the pressure from you. So which one do you want me to try? The thing is, I'm not a connoisseur of McDonald's hotcakes. I always thought of them as— I've never had one.

Tommy: Really?

Derek: Yeah.

Tommy: Oh no, but this is— then, so then I'm tainted because I've always loved the McDonald's one. So just try, try that one first. This is the Hungry Jack's one he's trying. Right now. And then pick up this, this front one.

Josh: This one actually tastes— the Hungry Jack's one tastes like a piece of cake.

Tommy: I told you. But like, yeah, it's got that sort of— it breaks in your mouth like a muffin, like a sweet muffin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, so this is, um, you kind of want to slap it on your own face because it's got a nice feel to it.

Josh: Yeah, the McDonald's one—

Tommy: are you sniffing it now?

Josh: Yeah, I'm trying to describe that.

Tommy: So for Mother's Day last week, I got up early and I did a little picnic in our lounge room. It's what we call them because we sit on the floor and eat breakfast around the table.

Josh: Reframing not having a dining room.

Tommy: Nah, it's nice. I like doing a little picnic inside with Bodhi and Amy. And so I made pancakes, and we— I mentioned pancakes that I wanted to have them for Fat Friday yesterday. And 3D Dill, he has called himself the Pancake Wizard, was it?

Derek: The Pancake God.

Tommy: Pancake— alright, mate.

Josh: God complex.

Tommy: I mean, to make pancakes is usually just add water and shake the bottle.

Josh: Oh, if you're getting the pre-made.

Tommy: Pre-made. Or we went one step because I was like, it's fancy, it's Mother's Day, I've got to lift my game. So I bought a packet mix that required milk added instead of water, but I built the Pancake Parlour. And as you boys might already know, I won a pancake eating competition. Quickest time to down a stack of 4 big pancake pile of fluffy cakes, and I won $500. It was fucking amazing.

Josh: I actually had pancakes on Mother's Day as well. Did you? The best part about pancakes, specifically at Bree's brother's house, they— when they do pancakes, they have ice cream, vanilla ice cream.

Tommy: Oh, that's full naughty. That's full naughty.

Josh: Do you guys ever do it like ice cream? Like at home, would you have pancakes and have ice cream on them?

Tommy: Well, for breakfast, that's—

Josh: that's so naughty.

Tommy: That's so naughty.

Josh: Berries, berries, just berries.

Tommy: Okay, all right, boring berry boy.

Josh: Yeah, boring berry boy. No, I, um, but I got jam as well. I put a big dollop of jam. I was really— yeah, the pancake was almost just The plate, there's some— or the me eating ice cream.

Tommy: Oh yeah, so these Pancake Parlour ones were so fluffy, they were like, they puffed right up like cakes and everyone loved them. Buddy loved them.

Josh: Anyway, um, dating, Mr. 97, what's, what's the latest?

Tommy: He's trying to palm off because he wants to eat. He's just trying to get outsource his speaking at this point. So yeah, what's— I know we did a full episode on your dating life, Mr. 97, and yesterday we had Andrea Clarke Keri CEO, she came in, one of her first things was, what's going on with your love life? Yeah, so the people are interested, mate.

Josh: And you had some news based on it. And basically the last thing that we were speaking about, SMART goals— sorry, Trev, for fucking up the SMART goals a little bit— but you walked away with you were going to contact your last date. Was that the idea?

Mason: Yeah. Yeah, and, uh, yeah, that happened.

Tommy: Can you— before that, can you just give us the, the, the once-over of why you left so long and, and just sort of what happened? Give me the time frame, the logistics of from the time you went on the date to the time you were gonna go on and you wanted to meet up.

Mason: Yeah, it was pretty— probably it would have been close to 2, a month and a half, 2 months. Yeah, I reckon 8 weeks.

Tommy: Sounds more impactful. Yeah, 8 weeks.

Mason: Oh yeah, around that.

Josh: I could be lean as fuck in 8 weeks.

Tommy: There's a lot of 8-week challenges, Max's. Yeah, for the boys and for the girls.

Josh: If you were Maxine— Max's for the boys and Maxine's for the girls.

Tommy: Craig Harper, we love you.

Josh: Illy. So go on. Yeah, um, nah, but yeah, so I, I said I sent her a message and so you'd gone on 2 dates Which, oh yes, funnily enough, the first date, uh, Tommy was doing an early vote and actually saw her. Yeah, at the, uh, at the voting center.

Tommy: I saw her and I looked at what she voted for and you were like, number one, Clive Palmer. I'm joking. I didn't say— you can't see what people are voting.

Josh: No, but you did. You, you had to think about it. You're like, is this person a reality star? How do I know this?

Tommy: Well, yeah, I've never met her, but I've seen her on the Instagrams, uh, and Mason went on his first ever date. It felt— it was a big moment. I felt like a dad meeting his son's first ever— I was gonna say girlfriend, but it was just a date.

Josh: Anyway, so, so that, that happened, which I thought was, um, hilarious. Serendipitous, whatever you want to call it. But the, the second date, that was one where there was potential for, um, another follow-up date.

Mason: Yeah.

Josh: And so you left it 8 weeks. And so what's your first—

Tommy: Trade of mine, Kevin Currie.

Josh: Yeah, in the completely wrong way. What was the message you sent?

Mason: Ah, um, no, I just sent her a message saying, hey, um, what— with a bit of prompting.

Tommy: Um, what is a bit of prompting? Can you just read the message to us?

Mason: Yeah, sure.

Tommy: Okay, because this is just your words, you don't need to tell us what she said exactly.

Mason: Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a second, let me just pull it up. Oh, um, okay, it's right here.

Josh: He's gotten a lot more comfortable though with like— we've developed— 8 weeks ago I couldn't have said anything without him having a complete meltdown. We're able to have good conversations live on air. Yeah, yeah, never happened. Yeah, Tommy's distinction, which I completely agree with, uh, as 2 directors of the business. You are only reading out, uh, your message, and then you can paraphrase or say she basically said no. Yeah, or whatever. We don't need to hear her message. Yeah, based on respect, because we're a fucking respectful show.

Tommy: All right, here we go.

Mason: Okay, um, hey, it's been a while, but I thought, uh, with just a little bit of prompting, that it would be fun to catch up again. I did really enjoy just hanging out last time. It was super easy.

Josh: I think the little bit of prompting— we could have lost that.

Tommy: We'd love that. No, I don't get it.

Josh: It sounds like you're doing a fucking improv show with a little bit of prompting.

Tommy: I didn't get it. What does that mean?

Mason: Prompting from the show?

Josh: That's not what I took out of it. I thought it was like, hey, I'm sending this message as a little bit of a prompt.

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, maybe we forgot to say it from the show. I mean, what he's done is like what we do, assume people listen to our show.

Josh: It's very presumptuous. So what was the gist?

Mason: Uh, it's, yeah, a bit unfortunate. She's, uh, moving out of Melbourne.

Josh: Okay, okay. Yeah, so you fucked it. It had nothing to do with you though? What did she say?

Tommy: That she buried— did she bury the lead? She, she didn't say it's a flat-out no?

Mason: She didn't, she didn't say anything.

Josh: Okay, but she said, I'm, I'm leaving. Yeah, I think it's still cool to hang out. Like, you should at least do something, like hang out one more time.

Tommy: Are you hanging out? Have you followed up?

Mason: Uh, no, not really.

Tommy: Okay, in 8 weeks she's probably living in another country, mate.

Josh: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, these things, these things move fast. My favourite thing was, so we've never spoken about it on the show. Oh yeah, but Mr. 97 has a mate at the gym by the name of Tony and Big Tone. Um, and so I don't know if you, if you've heard this. Give us, give us the lowdown. Tony, Big Tone as we're calling him in the sauna, you work out why. Big Tone, uh, had had a conversation, uh, with Mr. 97 previously, and Mr. 97 said what he did for work. Tone said, I think I'd heard about the Daily Talk Show. That was the last thing that you'd sort of heard, right?

Tommy: Yeah, I remember hearing that.

Josh: And so tell us what happened the last time you saw Big Tone in the sauna.

Mason: Uh, yeah, no, Tony caught up on a few, uh, of our most recent episodes, especially the one on dating. And, um, what was that?

Tommy: That was the one where we went hard on you.

Josh: Yes, yes.

Mason: Yeah, yeah.

Tommy: What an episode to land on, Tone.

Mason: Yeah. And, um, no, he, uh, he gave me some dating advice.

Tommy: Unsolicited?

Josh: Yeah, it's always—

Tommy: yeah, no, I think we know I can't even say the word now.

Mason: Unsolicited.

Tommy: Yeah, I mean, he feels like he knows you. He's— you're his son, essentially, after you listen to that episode.

Josh: Yeah, well, he actually even said Mr. 97.

Tommy: Did he?

Mason: Yeah.

Josh: Oh yeah. And so Mr. 97 is— was probably shitting his pants at that point.

Tommy: And so did that rattle you when someone called you that?

Josh: At the sauna?

Mason: Yeah, it's— no, it was, it was in the gym, but yeah, it's a bit like—

Josh: okay, sorry.

Mason: It's, yeah, it's, it's like another, it's like a nickname or whatever. So you're just like primed or whatever.

Josh: Oh yeah, sure.

Tommy: But it is out of context, it's not within.

Mason: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's somewhere outside of where you're expecting to be called Mr. 97. So it's just like, yeah, I was, I nearly did it last night.

Tommy: Um, I had Bodhi on my lap and we're waiting for Amy in the supermarket and the window was down. I saw this girl that I knew walk past and I was like telling, I always tell Bodhi to yell out the window, so he yells out, hello buddy, to like people walking past, I just tell him phrases, say, hello man. And he just starts yelling these out the window and I hide back. And I was gonna get him to say her name. Her name was Sam and I was gonna say like, yell out Sam. Cause imagine if you looked over and there's a little baby yelling your name.

Josh: It'd be great.

Tommy: And you don't know, like she doesn't know that I have that car. The reason I didn't do it, I'm so glad that I didn't tell her, tell him to yell her name out because she would have come over to the car and Bodhi's shat in his nappy. And it was so bad, and I was like, this— I'm dying in here. Like, this is a hot box. I had to put the windows— and Amy walks, she's like literally 5 or 6 metres away, the windows are down, she's like, I can smell Bodhi's shit from here. Imagine if Sam came over.

Josh: It wouldn't have been a good look.

Tommy: So anyway, anyway, so what was the advice from, uh, Big Tone? Big T. Big T. Big T.

Josh: Should we start calling him Big T?

Mason: Big T. Big T. Now, when the date's ending, when you're wrapping things up, set the next date there.

Tommy: Solid advice.

Josh: Isn't it so good?

Tommy: Solid advice. Like, yeah, it was one of the main things I had a problem with, and that was taking control of where it's going.

Josh: It's like Bree got a dermatologist appointment last night. I get a calendar invite. She's set the next appointment because when you go and you go to an appointment, you normally like set the next one. Yep, sort of the obvious thing to do.

Tommy: Or you at least put it out there because it's like, I'd love for this to happen again, let's, um, let's make it happen.

Josh: And then, but then follow up with, after a little bit of prompting, after a little bit of—

Tommy: hello, after a little bit of prompting, just here in the direct messages.

Josh: It's not a good look. It's not.

Tommy: Are you regretting it, the prompting bit? No, no, you don't think it fell flat? No, shit, her not realizing.

Josh: I think it's fine.

Mason: It doesn't matter. It's funny though.

Josh: It is funny.

Tommy: After a little bit of prompting.

Josh: After a little bit of prompting.

Tommy: So after—

Josh: on the dermatologist thing, uh, it's sort of like this cosmetic— skin doctor, sort of like, uh, they specialise in like cosmetic stuff. It was like $180, dude, and they're like cutting Bree's face or like extractions and shit, doing all that sort of shit.

Tommy: But, um, been to my fair share of dermos.

Josh: Yeah, but, um, they said, oh, have you thought like maybe doing a little bit of Botox or whatever? Well, this is the thing, they're like, oh, you know, if you get it now, whatever, um, it's like you don't have to do it later. And then Bree said, um, to the dermatologist, she's like, I don't think my boyfriend would be happy about that. And the dermatologist said, he doesn't need to know. Isn't that so dodgy? Fuck that dermatologist.

Derek: That's shady.

Josh: Yeah, that's so shady. And so yeah, because big dirty D. Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. And Bri, the funny thing is, um, Bri actually said to me, the way she opened up the conversation, she said, um, are the, uh, the dermatologist they're offering, um, or like the skin clinic or whatever it is, is offering the first, um, 3 Botox sessions free. Should I get it done? I said absolutely not. I said because the idea is that when you start fucking getting this shit you have to keep getting it and keep getting it, and that's how they get into the trap. I was like, so don't get it. And she goes, ah, well, yeah, they're not doing it for free. But it was just like she was testing the waters to see if there was no price to it, whether I'd say yeah.

Tommy: Oh, Sabrina, mate.

Josh: So there's a lot of manipulation going on.

Tommy: You become the people you hang around. She's hanging around this dermatologist. It's just like, just a little, just a little. That's full-on. Like, I mean, it's a game. It's this They're the sales person in a lot of this. There is a clinic right near here that we, um, the injectables one.

Josh: Yeah, yeah, injected by a doctor or something. It doesn't make me feel any better on Victoria Street, thank you.

Tommy: Yeah, no need. Bree's young.

Josh: Yeah, that's the thing, but the way they position it is it's like you're young now. It's almost the way that it's almost phrased phrases like, you look really young now, let's like bake it in, let's keep it, let's keep it. It's a little bit, a little bit outrageous.

Tommy: What kind of a world are we in?

Josh: Does Amy do anything that is sort of, uh, does she do manicures or does she have sort of—

Tommy: she's got a face routine, um, so she— as in like skincare routine, I should say. Face routine.

Josh: It's for the face.

Tommy: Put your face on. It's, um, So she, in the morning, she puts stuff on her face. Like, she loves it though. Like, it's actually something she enjoys and I like the smell of it. So I'm all a part of it. For Mother's Day, I bought her some— 3D Dill and I actually went to Southland and went to that shop Lush.

Josh: He had so much— 3D Dill had so much say or such a role in not only that, but Bree's birthday as well.

Tommy: Yeah, same day.

Josh: 3D Dill and Mr. 97 ran around Doncaster with me getting Bree's presents.

Tommy: Well, what would happen if they weren't around?

Josh: Like, I'd just be doing it.

Tommy: I know this. I mean, 3D Dills, say what you said to me this morning. It's an open, safe space. Say what you said about when you were staying at Josh's place and when Bree left to go up to Sydney. Tell me what you said.

Derek: You, you could tell that Bree was gone.

Josh: Yeah, it definitely— there's a thing just based off the state of The place.

Derek: The place. The place. The kitchen especially. You could tell that she was gone and she wasn't there like picking up after Jack.

Josh: But then I cleaned up. But the thing— no, but it's— to be clear, it's not that Bri picks up for me. It's that when Bri's not there, I no longer feel the pressure to pick up.

Tommy: Yeah, it's a standard. I get it. I get it. I think it's hard when you're in environments like you've left some stuff up there. It's hard. You left your bag of food upstairs last night when we all talked about the empty, the empty bag. But it's hard because then it's like you— we all— these are all personal rules, and unless they're outlined, what do you stick to? Yeah, because we're all pretty loose in some areas.

Josh: Yes.

Tommy: And so it's, it's a hard one. Anyway, how do we get to that? I went to Lush, I bought Amy some skincare products.

Josh: But talking about smelling good Mr. 97 got into my car, smelled great.

Tommy: The car smelled great or he smelled great?

Josh: He smelled great. And I found out he's—

Tommy: Big Tony's advice, mate, you're gonna smell like an absolute fox.

Josh: So that's like I'm building a character of what Big T's like and he's fucking nailing it. But no, uh, Mr. 97 puts something in his hair every single day. Did you know about this?

Tommy: What, like, I mean, I can tell it looks like he's got a bit of product. His hair does stand up.

Derek: I actually pointed out and said that he could could have an afro.

Tommy: Yeah, like he's got that real sort of— he's got that bamboo structured hair, you know, just thick and not going anywhere.

Mason: His got cut through that bamboo hair.

Tommy: What is that?

Mason: No, Jamesy, my brother, and Andre just mentioned bamboo hair.

Tommy: Oh, because I said it?

Josh: Because you only said it once.

Tommy: I only said it once. I know where I said it. People picked up on it and it's not even original. I stole it off Craig Harper because that guy's got fucking bamboo growing out of his skull. Yeah, the, the old myth is that It's not a myth. The old saying is that, you know, it could be a myth. Um, yeah, but because bamboo grows everywhere, my— there was a, there was a storey that my dad would tell me because he was a landscaper, and he said, oh, this bloke once got a bit of bamboo in his finger and it grew. But it's not true.

Josh: Guess what Mr. 97 puts in his hair every single day?

Tommy: Uh, bamboo juice. I wonder if that's any good.

Josh: He puts coconut oil. Every single day.

Mason: Yeah, not today. I haven't done it today.

Tommy: Hey, what's happened?

Mason: Oh well, when we go to the gym in the morning, there's usually a container in Andre's car that we both—

Tommy: fucking you or not, you and Andre.

Josh: So you share a tub of— is it literally just—

Mason: it's, it's literally just a plastic container of coconut oil.

Tommy: We're running low, we're gonna stop buying a bit of coke, coconut oil.

Josh: But the thing is that, uh, he fucks his, uh, mate Andre's I was finishing the sentence, guys. It's fucking the car, the seats. Oh, the back of the seats, because it's literally like driving with fish and chips in the seat next to you. You've got this oil.

Tommy: Yeah, you know what? I've been banned from the car. Amy has banned me.

Josh: Deodorant?

Tommy: No, no, because she's off spray. Yeah, she's off spray.

Josh: Oh great.

Tommy: She's on to this like stuff that you get out with, it's like some sort of like some sort of— Yeah, some paste.

Josh: Is it Mr. Pitts?

Tommy: Nah, it's a different one. There's a few brands like that. Anyway, Amy's banned me from using pawpaw cream in the car because what happens is I'm driving along and I get my finger into the pawpaw cream, put it on my lips, and then put my hand straight back into the steering wheel and the steering wheel just starts getting oily and greasy. It'd be the same. Poor Andre. Is the kid rocking leather? No, no, he hasn't got that. He hasn't got that, that leather jazz. What's he got? What kind of cars he got?

Mason: Uh, Holden Astra. Yeah, Holden Astra.

Tommy: I mean, there's nothing cuter than seeing two white boys with their coconut oil.

Josh: Yeah, you and Andre should do some sort of Keep It Clean thing.

Tommy: I heard the funniest joke. Um, Chris D'Elia And here we go, US community. But he's just saying how he's like, there's—

Josh: I haven't had any of the, um, there's the hotcake difference between pancakes.

Tommy: Are you gonna let me fucking finish the story?

Josh: What I'm saying is get prepared because I'm gonna eat while I listen.

Tommy: Oh, it's second. I'm— let's just finish. We nearly finished the show. I'll just tell you this and then we'll— I want to finish off this because I haven't touched the fucking sides. But he's just saying how there's nothing more white than guys who go to abandoned insane asylums. Because he's like, you know, these guys with no problems, they've had a great life, but they're going to this—

Josh: YouTuber type of thing. To be honest, you give— whenever you say, uh, someone told me a joke and I'm going to retell it.

Tommy: Oh no, I wasn't telling you. I don't want to tell you the joke.

Josh: I know, but it just gives me a little bit of anxiety because there is a pressure. It's like if I say—

Tommy: I'd have to nail the joke.

Josh: Actually, I was feeling that.

Tommy: I should have said observation. This guy's observation was like, there's that, you know, those people who make videos going to insane asylums. The people who have absolutely nothing wrong and live with privilege. Anyway, you're the one who brought this up, your anxiety of the jokes, me bringing up a storey that someone else has said.

Josh: No, no, it's more a joke. Like when anyone says, oh, like, here's a— I heard a joke and retelling the joke. Yeah, it's very hard for it to land. It's like watching a huge— it's even like we've had guests over lately and you insist on them seeing the work that 3D Dill's doing. Yeah, with our design.

Tommy: Yeah.

Josh: Which puts a level of pressure every time it happens I sort of walk away like because I just don't know what good could come out of it?

Tommy: Oh no! It's also the same as saying this is going to be funny or saying I've got— I've got the great idea.

Josh: Hmm.

Tommy: You're leading with the thing like it's dangerous.

Josh: So you're gonna say your second date again 90 SEVS not that we're prompting you or whatever or... Uh, you can say no, you don't have to do that.

Mason: Probably not.

Tommy: Okay, onwards and upwards, as Mr. T would say. Big T. Big T. Fuck it.

Josh: So next—

Tommy: no, actually, you know what, here's your mission. It doesn't even involve girls. Ask Andre, ask Big T what you should, what you should do. Just go, Big T, what's my next play?

Josh: And that has to be based on whatever Mr. T said?

Tommy: Yeah, you're just going to follow Mr. T. Big T. I'm working on it.

Josh: Yeah, it's a daily talk show. HiTheDailyTalkShow.com.

Tommy: Remember, if you want the patches, all you have to do is—

Josh: it sounded like it was going to rhyme, whatever you said.

Tommy: I was hoping you would just keep talking and potentially would say the same thing again. Let's just say at the same time, uh, let's just start with remember. And remember, the patches, if you want one, uh, you've got it. If— no, I thought it would be funny if we were both saying Differently, slightly different things.

Josh: We'll definitely say things.

Tommy: Here we go. Remember, ready, set, we start with remember. Okay, remember, if you want a patch, you've got to go to the review section, leave us a 5-star review, and send us an email with, um, the screen grab of your review.

Josh: Never again. It's a Daily Talk Show. Uh, we'll see you Monday, guys. Have a great weekend.

Tommy: See you guys.